mario should stick to cooking!
Is he on his way to Courtney's?
crocs! and bright orange at that!
Hahaha Hideous! Courtney Love can have him.
Miz : )
I swear. This site is dying a slow painful death.
Julie: that pairing is forever seared into my consciousness. Rather traumatizing, quite frankly!
who is he?
Nice shoes
I'd lick his Crocs before I'd lick his cock.
Ah! Fuck! Puke!
Jesus Christ! I just took another look at his outfit! Fuck! Sick! What the fuck!
He does Courntey Love? Those crocs have got to go!!! I need details of the Courtney and him...somebody SPILL!!!!
He wears the same outfit all the time. I've never seen him in anything else.
*cleaning puke off keyboard*
Mario really is an amazing chef, really. I mean it. Other than that there is nothing good I can say.
He looks like he's about 2 seconds way from breaking into full jig
I want to eat at one of his restaurants but they're all booked up. Has anyone here tried one? How is it?
Ew...just...ew.
I love to cook and watch the Food Network all the time, this guy is a total arrogant ass. He can't just say "spaghetti and meatballs" he has to make this long-winded fancy italian name for everything. I also read a book by his apprentice and it said he's a major cokehead and alcoholic--he can drink 8 bottles of wine a night by himself and not blink. Of course, he is the size of a small oil tanker...and just as greasy.
i'd love to suck on his tittyballs.
More like non-dairy creamer.
skinny fat!!! xoxo
KFed below needs a letter from you!!!! 
That ensemble says "TOURIST QUEEN".
crocs with socks = worse than regular crocs
Does anyone here find those shoes to be comfortable? I reluctantly tried on a pair for a tubing fiasco and I think they are really uncomfortable in addition to looking like you could take two of every species aboard them.
i hate this fat mother-fucker-wonky-stank-ass-greasy-two-balled bitch.
ugh i just pictured him naked with just the crocs on, doggiestylin coutney, i have to go throw up now
oh i have a couple pairs i wear when i go on my boat.
they're appropriate then, nowhere else.
i'd hit it ... only after he made me a fucking amazing meal tho.
I like how is watch band matches his shoes. Therefore this cannot be called a fashion mishap. He premeditated it.
Our very own Falstaff. Only word on him and C Love is one drunken night in the Hamptons, Fatty Fatt lurched away from the table saying he was going to pay a visit to Courtney Love--my mind's eye, thankfully, goes completely blank at that point. However, my mind's EAR hears "fwap! fwap! fwap!" AAARGH!
oh thanks MK!
Orange you glad you're not Mario?
His secret ingredient???
anyone?
I actually saw a pair of crocs on someone in Penn Station today: did a double-take cause they were ugly as hell!
And to the person that asked about him "seeing" Courtney: it was on Page Six about 2 weeks ago and on here also. He only "drops" in on her after closing up shop, if you know what I mean.
Orange hair, orange watch, orange crocs =FUG
DNA | 10.11.06 - 12:56 pm | #
Retrieve that underwear stuck up your crack and you'll get it.
Rockin' the Crocs!
MizRo--I think it's funny that crocs for you are like this weird anomaly. Every annoying hippie type in Colorado wears them. And they are prolific.
he's a food pervert. canalooOOooni anyone? yuck.
Rabies, I have a couple of pairs, they are really comfortable, but I don't wear them out shopping or anything. Just around the garden, taking kids to park etc..
Tee, you're too funny!!!
He needs to get back behind the counter. Never want to see the legs again....
I lust for those shoes. I wonder what Wal Mart he got them at? I'll just order them online. They make me wet
Those shoes must be seriously sturdy, like Star Jones' Payless shoes.
They should rebuild the WTC with those shoes. They'd never fall again, if they can handle those two cows.
What does his dirtstar taste like Gary? After he leaves Courtney's house
not funny...
He only "drops" in on her after closing up shop, if you know what I mean.
By that I think you mean when he runs out of his own coke!
I'd bang Jabba the Hut first. Courtney hit bottom, finally. Now she can die. Please. PLEASE
Hey! It's Fat Bastard! "I'm bigger than you and higher up the food chain. GET IN MY BELLY!"
He looks like something you find in the toilet the morning of a hideous hangover.
How does he even whip it out? Isn't it encased within folds of sweaty, krispy kreme tasting flesh? Now I know why Courtney taps that, mmmm, doughy goodness
I saw a show on the Food Network Channel where he wasn't even walking around the Studio he was riding a moterized board - because he's gotten HUGE since he's been there. I mean he was big to begin with - but good lord - put the pasta down dude.
This is why "celebrity chefs" should stay in the kitchen and NOT be out in the spotlight. That mug of his totally destroyed my appetite. Maybe he should start hawking his image as a new diet plan. All you do is take one look at him and POOF...you suddenly aren't hungry.
ohmy--seriously? You'd think that would be a liability to them. When he's in a motorized chair and gasping to breathe as he cooks, nobody will want to be eating what he's eating for damn sure.
Is that the guy who played Fat Bastard on Austin Powers?
Typical overweight ugly American.
I can't stand those shoes!
Those aren't crocs. They're his cooking clogs. He always wears them.
I hate it when guys wear those shoes...so unmanly
the orange crocs remind us that he has red hair..
decka--so I guess if he were naked he'd have orange on top of his head, on his watchband, on his shoes, and a firecrotch? Damn he's coordinated.
ok, some of you people are straight up retarded. this photo was posted as a joke. and how on earth can you hate a chef? they are all ego-maniacs, proud and irritable, so big deal that mario gives things italian sounds. he cooks italian foods. does ming tsai try to say things like an american? bitches please...
the orange shoes are heinous, and yes i know he always wears them. but orange is a nasty color for whereables with VERY few exceptions....
aafter i saw this picture i seriously did get wet and fell off my chair..actually I slide
I have some light blue crocs. *hides*
Uh, Crocs ARE clogs--plastic ones, at that. Yes, I know chefs like to wear clogs, but they are for the kitchen. The world is not your kitchen, Fatty McFatt.
If indeed MK posted this as a joke (which duh, of course he did), then aren't we having the correct response to it? That would be making fun of it.
wow Courtney Love is banging this guy?? what look is he going for? blech! Crocs are ug!
OH and PS. He's not a just a chef. He's a tv personality who is trying to parlay his presence into celebrity so he deserves the same treatment as other celebs. Julia Child probably never attended movie premiers and crap.
I wish this fat bastard would high tail it over here with a big ol bowl of carbonara...i'm starving.
Rabies: they really were an anomaly for me... Purple and quite unattractive imo. I am sure people in the Village or Soho are wearing them, but I work midtown on Fashion Avenue and quite frankly, I doubt if I'll see them up here.
Lobo: No, my friend, you've got it all wrong; SHE'S the one that runs out of the coke. Coke-whore.
Noone is wearing those in the village ..except Batali when he's dropping his kids at the Little Red School House...I havent seen anyone with them on..an occasional mom with a stroller..they dont count though...
where's my damn carbonara???
shit Silvano is way more reliable...
ohmy--seriously? You'd think that would be a liability to them. When he's in a motorized chair and gasping to breathe as he cooks, nobody will want to be eating what he's eating for damn sure.
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Ya I'm serious. All the other personalities from the network were walking set to set - and there is Mario riding a fricken moterized moped like thing.... I was thinking Damn dude - your big you NEED the exercise. And I can't watch his show because frankly I don't want to eat what he's eating! eek
Hey, I had lunch at his dad's place yesterday in Seattle. His food ROCKS!!
Thank the Universe Patty Cake!!!
My daughter wears them and she loves them... She's 10.
I think they are FUG city but yes- they are comfy. Even with that- I would never wear them myself. YIKES.
Seriously tho- who fucking cares? He's a chef and hotdog (redhead
Boring!
What made him think the ORANGE crocs and the hands on the hips stance was going to be a good look for his rotund ass?
ugh...DIE CROCS DIE!!!
no one is wering them in soho either, i havent seen them on anyone, thank the lord, i did see them in the 99 cent store in chinatown tho, so bums will prolly be wearin them soon
I wonder if Courtney likes the safety orange crocs.....
if the cream is Baby spit up!
Hey, it's "Fat Bastard" from the Austin Powers movies.
His name should be Euan McHaggis.
I remember watching his show and seeing beads of sweat drip off his greasy face into the food...then he'd lick his big fat sausage fingers (with dirty fingernails) and put them into the food he was preparing.
Ick. Just....Ick.
Mario and Rachael Ray should get together and make disgusting crusty fat-backed Italian offspring together.
His restaurant BABBO is freaking amazing. A M A Z I N G!!!!!!! the man is a genius in the kitchen.
Chew carefully....watch out for the toenails.
CROCs are so FUG especiall in orange
mmmmmm.....yum....
I would absolutely never have sex with anyone that wears Crocs...but I might queef in their face.
You know he stinks and farts...all the time.
This bitch is hot!
He never changes his clothese because he's just as scared as we all are to see him naked. *shudder*
hideous man....who actually eats what he cooks?
Who the hell is that fat fuck in crocs? Lay off the carbs!!
"Get in mah bellay!!!"
oh. my. gawd. that is horrible.
he'll eat your behbeh
omg i thought that was fucking fat bastard from austin powers!!!
holy shit
No.. it should have been Anthony Bourdain first. He's the hottest celeb chef slut of them all.
orange crocs just scream SEXY...not
Thats not cream in his pants its alfredo sauce.
Did he make shoes out of oranges.
yuck.
Is he on his way to Courtney's?
MizRo | 10.11.06 - 12:54 pm | #
BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Good one, Miz!
That ensemble says "TOURIST QUEEN".
justagoof | 10.11.06 - 1:08 pm | #
justagoof........BRILLIANT!!
Het men just don't have a clue when they look like clowns, do they? I'll be he thinks he's a real piece in this outfit.
He's married to the woman who will inherit the Coach bags fortune, so he can afford to swan about at movie premieres while other people run his extremely overpriced restaurants. And for the record, he's been effectively forced out of the Food Network, because even his clownishness is not sufficient for them (they want more grinning food jesters like Rachael Ray, Sandra Lee, Ina Garten etc.).
Condi..
yeah good point...he has that fortune from Coach to fall back on..now he is just a brand. He's not running his restaurants..he's out on the scene looking ridiculous. Next thing you know he'll have some signature dishes on the menu at Olive Garden!
Extreme Makeover: Fat Bastard Edition
is he dating michael stipes
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