WTF? Bitch had a boob job, why doesn't she just get that shit lifted again?
Wow. That is just TMI.
I can't believe any man would like sex with a bra on (normally). Jim Carey is lucky to even get someone that looks like her. Why doesn't she get them fixed?!
ME2 | 10.13.06 - 4:10 pm
You read my mind, ME2! That's what plastic surgery is for, isn't it?
You're right MK I cannot wait to take mine off when I get home. Does Jim Carrey put on a mask for her? Then take that bra off Jenny!
Old news. She said this a long time ago when her book came out.
Sex with Jim Carrey? Ewwwww, that's some skanky love there. I bet he's a strap-on slut anyway.
You are a sick man MK!
(And I love it)
yuck!!!
Somethings wrong if they are implants and they're falling all the way to the arms when she's on her back.
Get 'em lifted honey!
She is nasty. What the F did she do besides "Singled Out?"
Do you think he does his best Fire Marshall Bill when he's eating her out?
Funny funny funny!
I like her. she tells it like it is!
She prolly has another book up her poopchute and wants all the fugs to go buy it.
Waaaa??? You have fake boobs honey. I can't see them doing that. Liar Liar Pants on Fire.
hi vampira!
She looks great in that picture. Saggy tits or no saggy tits.
Gross, MK!
Bras are only uncomfortable if you are wearing the incorrect size. Get them titties fitted.
if Ihad tits that nasty I'd keep ALL my clothes on yuckkk
People are allowed to have insecurities are they not?
did fire marshall bill do the "a cha cha cha" thing? if so that is disturbing/hilarious.
YUCK!!...Fire Marshall Bill and sex of any kind should not be mentioned in the same paragraph...again I say...YUCK!
Damn, I thought my forehead was big. Bitch with that many brains should have better comments on herself. I mean if you have to talk about your chest to get press, aren't you a teensy bit on the same road as Tara Reid? As in, my career sucks right now so I better bring in the boob comments.
i'd want her taking that damn bra off
ewwwwwwwwwwww
LET ME SHOW YA SHOW YA SOMETHING SHOW YA SOMETHING
that was one crazy character.....
WAYYYY more than I needed to know!
What the fuck. I hate it when bitches talk about their breasts to the whole fucking world, then expect us to think she's cool or something because she's doesn't think she's perfect. Bitch please. You're fucking Jenny McCarthy. Shut the fuck up! No one feels sorry for you!
I am guessing Jim Carrey does his hair in pigtails when he is with Jenny....they seem kink.
The only time I wore a bra during sex was when I was nursing a newborn. I don't want that shit leaking everywhere.
I have no words. Exept what I just said.
You know what...just imagining them fucking really really really bums me out....so sick.
How can they kiss- Don't their HUGE horse teeth get in the way???
semi-OT, but I had a friend in high school who could do a dead on FMB. She was hilarious!
I heve never understood this idiot's appeal. All she ever did was get naked and/or make stupid faces. She is NOT funny, nor is she that beautiful.
She should shut up.
uhhuh Jennie will always say what she thinks.LOL 
YUCK!!...Fire Marshall Bill and sex of any kind should not be mentioned in the same paragraph...again I say...YUCK!
Flossyb | 10.13.06 - 4:23 pm | #
I say OUCH! That man had some choppers!
I have no words. Exept what I just said.
Snoopy's Doghouse | 10.13.06 - 4:32 pm | #
goofball!
BURN THE BRAS LADIES! LET EM HANG LOOSE, I SAY! =)
I don't have a cockadoodledoo, but if I did Id be scared to let her chiclets near it!
She's lucky to have him...if I could have a guy even half that funny I'd be happy
NoAnjl, better to be a goofball then to snort an eightball! Then again..........
Meh. And I don't like her hair.
what's with celebs always thinking we want to hear about their naked bodies? first it's posh, now this washed up slut. i guess bitches do anything to stay in the papers.
i'd rather hear about a hampsters asshole than her boobs...blech!
Snoopy - ha ha snoop! Those were the days. tick, tock, tick, tock
Have a great, funfilled, sexfilled weekend everybody. Thanks for getting me through another week. xoxo
Eh....I'd eat her!
OMG MK, Fire Marshall Bill...that was funny as hell.
I agree, Sparkle Tina, I mean are all these confessions supposed to make us like them more because they can prove they are human, just like us? Seems to me an artist should talk about her art not her body parts. Oh yeah, Jenny's not an artist, most celebrities aren't.
I think I'll go eat a peach.
Why do we have to know about her scars and tits?
Egad she's getting fuglier by the hour!
Her mouth-al area is disturbing.
Sex,tits,bra,scarsblablablablabla *yawn*
Well, I'm going to go to bat for Jenny. I'm also more comfortable with my bra on because I look sexier than without it. Not everyone has perfect ta-tas, so I understand where she's coming from. She's shy, and that's cute.
her boobs look great, she did playboy about a year ago or so and theres nothing wrong with them, besides what is she complaining about, real boobs do slide into your armpits, shes been lucky to not have to worry about that until now
when i get home from work, the bra and shoes come off immediately....i thought she had fake tits? get some more fake tits and she'll be fine...
I wish I had perfect tas tas. Darn it.
did fire marshall bill do the "a cha cha cha" thing? if so that is disturbing/hilarious.
Kristin | Homepage | 10.13.06 - 4:22 pm | #
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Your avatar scares the shiot out of me for some reason! lol
If she doesnt stop quoting herself from her own damn book I am going to choke her! ENOUGH about your stupid C section and your boob job and Jim Carey and that you are gonna be his 10 th wife..he's a freak..he cant heven do a movie these days..they get cancelled or he quits before they start... and these ghost written lucky books that she's pushing out her twat like babies are her comeback from nowhere!
I saw her at the gym last year and she look beat down..forget about a bra how bout a paper bag over your head? This pix is very flattering..but that is a TON of makeup and some Beverly Hills plastica work...trust me ..I saw that shit up close and that is not what patty cake saw!
I don't feel sorry for her boobs- she has money- if she's unhappy- fix that shit.
Second- I wish I had her body after having kids. I had two and don't have the money to fix ANYTHING so take your sad story and shove it up Jim's ass.
nice haircut though
She has the money gals .
Everytime I look at her I picture that candie's pic of her on the pot. YUCK!
I second the comment she should take her sad story and shove it up an ass, but not so much Jim's, I kinda like him. He seems to be scraping the bottom of the barrel these daze.
NoAnjl | 10.13.06 - 4:49 pm | #
Have a great one!
Jim we hardly knew ye... What is he doing with that unfunny, slutty piece of trash?
It is sad that this chick hit the wall years ago and she's only like 34?
I've seen close-ups where she had more wrinkles (even with the work she's had done) than 66 year old Raquel Welch. Dana Delaney is hotter that this wench and she just turned 50. What's with the attacks on Jim?
All his movies aren't slam dunks but some are real classics. The recent Bruce Almighty was a better one. He can do better, and has.
why do celebs feel the need to tell us about their saggy bums, droopy boobs, and other bs in an attempt for us to think they're normal?
yeah you're right! shes' NOT ugly. What the fuck is she whining about. Ooooh my almost perfect tits aren't totally perfect any more.
I doubt the average Walmart shopper is going to feel much pity for her loss of looks; compared to them she's still 1000x more beautiful. AND has all her teeth.
I.. Hate.. Jim.. Carrey's.. Acting...
Why is it always TMI with this cunt?
hahahahaha! OMG Fire marshall LOL he is weird, but funny. Why doesn't she just get a boob job? Didn't she already have one anyway? They should be standing straight up when she lies on her back.
Both she and Jim Carrey are about as funny as a sack of onion ring scented farts.
First of all, she can afford a boob job...I think. I don't know if she still has that MTV money but, I digress.
Second, she is so beautiful but all I see when I look at her are images of her picking her nose and burping and farting.
gross
Who cares about her breast... I mean really?
YIKES! I never thought this square faced tramp was pretty
If Jenny has implants, they're very small ones- which means they're definitely going to be susceptible to gravity. (see them here untouched: http://tinyurl.com/yjv4x9 NWS obviously.)
I think it's lame that just about everyone's first response is that she go and get surgery to fix them. Every time a celebrity goes and gets work done they never, ever, ever seem to be able to live it down.
ummm SHE HAS SAID THAT THE ONLY REASON SHE GOT A C-SECTION WAS TO KEEP IT TIGHT DOWN THERE FOR HER NOW EX-HUSBAND. I DON'T GET THESE PEOPLE(HER AND BRITNEY SPEARS) WHO WOULD HAVE A C-SECTION FOR NON-NECESSARY REASONS
I had implants and I actually sleep with my bra on because I am afraid the will slowly slither downwards if I dont.
She's shy, and that's cute.
Suzie | 10.13.06 - 4:53 pm | #
^^^^^^^^^^^^
SHY! Shy? Are we talking about the same Skanky McCarthy here??
i think its cool that she admits that, i had a baby too and no matter how much i work out i still have sagginess to my boobs which look good in a bra and not so great without one...also the shelf that hangs over I know what shes talkin about, no matter how flat my tummy gets that loose skin is always there...and admitting she has stretch marks is cool too...shes real
She appears to be one neat chick. Congratulations JIM, you have a good lady
Ah, bless the tiny titties, for they stay up longer.
And you're right, MK -- bras aren't very comfortable unless you have massive Pamela Anderson bazooms of doom. Women basically wear bras because we are vain and don't want our boobs to sag.
And she can't be real if she had a BOOB JOB then complains that they're too saggy. You cannot have it both ways. And no way is she shy -- she put out a book with every gross symptom of pregnancy imaginable.
Not to mention that to the overbotoxed-had-it-all-lifted crowd, "saggy" is what women normally have.
not only are her tits fug, this ho is butt fucking ugly
OH please.. Just get the motherfuckers lifted!!! it's a legitimate reason.. Better than getting a boob job which she has done... I hate when celebs try to act like regular folk..
This chick probably had a C-Section which included a tummy tuck & breast lift. She came out of the hospital looking like she never gave birth..
Gotta weigh in on Jenny's side here... I personally am uncomfortable W/O a bra because I have real breasts and I'm 37... they just ain't as perky as they used to be. So having some support actually feels good. Besides that, she tells shit like it is! I like her for her honesty.
Sorry, I just like this chick. She is honest, not self centered, realistic and down to earth. If I had to pick out the perfect celeb couple it would be these two. Hope it works out. If not, I want him.
I like Jenny...but from a honest male perspective, women and their titties are really no different than fruit. You gotta get 'em while they're fresh. 
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Why is Jenny Mc Carthy famous? What would she do if she had to have a mastectomy?
Jenny McCarthy was a playmate years ago with a great sense of humor. She is a pretty lady that has been through some strange stuff, however she is a super neat person. I for one like her, and her honesty. She is not a package of plastic.
GREAT choice JIM.
in her baby book she said she didn't breastfeed b/c of her implants.
I saw this on a plastic surgery show, she has to get them done again.
Ann, you must be confused. She is lucky to be with Jim.
Her boobs are screwed up because she didn't breastfeed her baby.
Hell, she doesn't even breatfeed Jim Carrey.....pooor deprived dude!
No, no, no, you've got it all wrong. Boobs like to be supported. Mine do not like swinging free. It brings up images of long sagged-out titties, which I don't want, ever. A bra is very comfortable and comforting.
I saw that interview and I thought her comment about sex without her bra was seriously disturbed and pathetic.
Liar. You didn't see her anywhere because you never leave your basement. You are psycho, mouse. Get some help.
Twat | Homepage | 10.14.06 - 12:47 am | #
Fuck off asshole...Workout Warehouse in Beverly Hills off LaPeer you fucktard so there !
Do you think he does his best Fire Marshall Bill when he's eating her out?
LMFAO!!! God bless ya MK!!!
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