Poor New York - i love that crazy Loon
me
Who is Deelishis babby daddy?
I am sooooo glad that New York did not win. With her transvesdite looking a- -.
That bitch-troll from hell got what she deserved and I was living, living I tell you, to see her get her crazy ass kicked to the curb. My sweetie said he wanted Flav to pick New York so he would get what *he* deserved, but I wanted to see her get kicked off because I would rather her get what *she* deserved. It's a testament to how f-cked up New York really is when Delishis looks so completely normal and actually desirable next to her. NY is positively delusional. Sad, really, because anyone with that much bravado has got to be eaten up with insecurity. But then again, with a mother like that, who wouldn't be? If she *is* the Flavorette, that ought to be top-notch bad ass TV.
trannies, unite! humiliated twice by flava is nothing to be proud of, new york...and seriously, how can any of these "women" put their mouths on flav and keep their mad dog 20/20 down?
If only we could have had a stairway scene a la The Exorcist
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I must confess...I love this show...it's a guilty pleasure that I tell no one about 
I was so glad to see New York's dumb azz get screwed over again!! Once again she was dumb enough to sleep with him (Ewwwwwwww!) and then got kicked to the curb!
i have to say...my friend told me once that when she was a toddler her mom caught her smearing the walls with her poo (she reached into her diaper) to make "pretty art".
lol.
happens more than you think i guess.
While Miss Michelle was cursing out Foofy, New York appeared in the hallway and proceeded to do some weird kind of dance. I think she was trying to woo her mother away from Foofy. I'm really not sure
Um, New Yawk was doing the Dance of the Veiled Twats. Man, you should've seen her MySpace page after the show (if that's really her profile). Many of the jerks on her "friends" list turned on her and berated her via the comments section 
Loved it!
UGH! To be rejected by the likes of FLAVA FLAVE? TWICE?!?! Give it up and go home with your cock between you legs.
Luv ya! Thanks I missed it. Your details were perfection! =)
Elvie is a cute pup! What kind of dog is he?
That was crap. Why would he bring her back and not choose her? I thought we were gonna watch the ny and flav show next season. that would have been some crazy stuff.
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What's are those growths all over Deelishis's body?
MK, let us not forget Deelishes'comment about New Yawk swinging her "nappy weave" around, in agitation.
New York was the best. I seriously think they hired her to come on and make everyone else's life miserable, and make the show more exciting. Everything was pretty boring until she came back on...
Deelishis, or whatever the F*ck her name was, looks like a total dude. If they made a sex tape it would look like a mouse fucking an elephant.
Deelish got in a car accident and those are her scars she said she tunred her body to save her "face" ewwwwwww
i would really like to know how new york acts when the cameras are off there is no way in hell that she is really that f*cking crazy.....
MK - your recaps are sweet but I'd rather be shot in the face than watch ten seconds of this dogshit.
So glad that Deelishis won -- But it's not that great of a prize....hmm - I guess love is blind 
Michael,
You need to edit this and mention that New York made up a new word -- BENEFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (to both of us).
OMG, she is a hyena.
I loath NY!!! Her idol is fucking "Amarosa" so that bitch knows what she is doing and she knows how to work the camera for air time... NY is the fakest bitch on TV and if anyone is buying it they are a fool...
NY is the Black Paris Hilton sanz the money...
(`_`)
This is like a postcard beckoning wealthy, white men to enjoy the trannies of Thailand.
And I've got the pictures to prove it on my MySpace page.
awesome recap
by the way, I think evil Bitch New York did something to Delishas food...
NY kept urging her to eat with a sly smirk on her face and the next day, Delisahs said she was feeling sick...
You need to edit this and mention that New York made up a new word -- BENEFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (to both of us).
OMG, she is a hyena.
Maria | Homepage | 10.16.06
maria, bless you...because when i heard that the first thing i thought was "dlisted HAS to point that out." and then i laughed for 30 minutes.
NEW YORK got punked !!!!!!!!! That shit was sooo funny ! I knew D was gonna win because when she started talking about she didn't like her hair it was just like HOOPES !!!!!!
Isn't beneful a dog food??? YES!
MK, You certainly outdid yourself preparing this recap - I laughed, cried, vomitted in my mouth, etc. All I can add is that after all those weeks of drama, to end up with ugly ass gold teeth would be the biggest letdown (and there were many) of the whole show. Can't he at least throw in an all-you-can eat buffet for her and her family at KFC? Great reporting, MK!
OMG watching brotha eat is the WORST.
"BENEFUL"
The dog is the hotness, seriously. I think I need a nap.
this made me laugh out loud til i cried. thank you!
ps JeNeSiS where you at, girl?
that SHIT IS HOT!!!
Thanks Michael K for the POST!
i am loving you 100000x more for this wonderful post. i stopped having cable and just watch the youtube nowadays so i can't get this whenever i want.
man, i love me that hot tranny New York! but don't get me wrong, if bitch was 20ft next to me I'd be either getting ready to run the hell away or pull out my mace and run at her screaming obscenities. She is fierce.
I didn't even catch NY begging her to eat and then D saying she was sick the next day.
I bet the bitch did do something....
Ha! Ha!!!
Love it.
No chunking for New York and foofy foo this week- lmao
NEW YORK MAKES GREAT TV!!! I dont care the show didnt get good until her crazy ass came on it! I love it!! and the reunion show looks like its gonna be more drama!!
That show was like a horrible car accident, you know you shouldn't look, but you can't help yourself, why would anyone want that anorexic man is beyond me..but New York was in dire need of a mental health facility! Im glad she lost..but then what did Delishes win?
Dang, MK is up bright and early this morning!
Deelishizz, New York - who gives a damn?!
Plus, New York's name ought to be "Syracuse". She's straight outta the "hood" in Onandonga County!
Foofy looks like Mr. Hanky
He had to pick Deelishis. *yawn* She really looked like Michael Strahan though. Oh well, can't wait for the reunion show! Yeeyah!
They are both media whores, emphasis on WHORES.
It was so funny looking at that transvesdike NY's myspace after the show last night. With "friends" like that...
Deelishis is as much a media whore as the rest of them bitches. I am *shocked* her web page www.LondonCharles.com has an age 18 warning on it. Seems to me there is only one reason for that.
Wonder what Foofy will saw when he finds naked pictures of her online?
This post on NY's myspace say's it all. So staged and scripted. Its pretty much admitted here. (as tho' I needed her to confirm it.) I knew she wasn't gonna be picked the minute I heard about 'the flavorette'.
Life after Flavor of Love 2. . . . updated 10/16/06
Dear Friends,
I realize many of you tuned in for the final episode last night and I can't help but feel so blessed to have your unconditional love and support. I can proudly say that NY fans are among the most intelligent, diverse, top-notch group of people out there. NY fan's have an understanding of how reality TV works and know what's going to happen next, even before it is aired.
Please remember that the taping of the final episode was
5 months ago, just like in Flavor of Love 1. I did have a little trip, but that was very short lived. For those of you who know my character, I am very calculating with my career and recover quite quickly from life's mishaps. Since Flavor of Love, I have moved on to even "bigger and better things". I am very excited about the secret projects that I have been working on these past months and I hope you guys will be there with me for the ride!
There are a lot of "under the table" secrets when it comes to reality TV. That is just the nature of the industry and it should be taken for entertainment purposes only. We all know reality can be distorted, especially where a lot of money is involved. There are so many secrets about this industry I wish I could reveal, however, I am still bound by contract to keep my mouth shut.
One thing is for sure. The love and support from my fans is more important to me than winning a reality TV show. I would rather be in my position right now than both the winners from Flavor of Love 1 & 2. Making quick dollars through club promoting and hosting parties in not really my thing. I am more interested in the long haul and it is my intention to be around for a very long time.
There is a saying in life that goes "sometimes the winner isn't the one that walks away with the crown." This quote is very fitting for me, as you will all see in the coming months.
Love Always,
~TIFFANY AKA NY
this show was "dramatical"
michael k- i love you. thank you, i needed a good laugh.
i fell asleep with 20 minutes left and i woke up in a panic.. i needed to know who won!! I knew Michael K would come through!!! thanks!!
Oh yeah, after New York freaked out in the water, which was, of course, a complete spazz out after being in the water for 2 seconds, he admitted that the date didn't go so well, but he thought Flav would be impressed by his "poise". Honestly, he said that.
Foofy looks like Mr. Hanky
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I couldn't place my finger on it but, you are so right. He does look like Mr. Hanky.
Does anyone know New York's myspace address?
hahaha. Great recap, MK. I missed the whole thing. 
We all know it's fake, but I still love it! Go New York!!!
http://www.myspace.com/tiffanyakanewyork
Miss NY's myspace
I don't even watch the show, but come here to read Michael's recaps. I feel like these recaps were better than watching the whole show. I'm going to miss reading these.
BTW, the "Mr. Hanky" comment is PRICELESS!
Did anyone ever notice the lumps and shit all over Delishous' arms? Did she have tats removed or does she have a bad case of shingles?
What's the next show going to be? Flava, NY, Mrs NY. Mr NY and Bridgette - that might be worth watching or put them all in that surreal life house with Johnny Knoxville. You know that's what she's alluding to with her "beneful"(? WTF does that mean)comments.
Another great recap! Elvie needs his own reality show, fo sho!
There is a saying in life that goes "sometimes the winner isn't the one that walks away with the crown."
Doesn't she mean "clown" ?
Anyway..loved the show and, of course, the recap. I feel for the guys who are trying to date her. Her mother is just insane, and a BAD actress. Her adlibbing and improv. is pathetic... that said, I'm still a fan.
Maybe with the money she gets from this new show, they can afford better weaves.
Your dog Elvie is by far the best looking bitch of the bunch, MK! She's a cutie!
oh and the Detroit Freep press has a blurb today about "Deelishus, the single mom from Detroit, who says she is in love with Flav"! Imagine the hurl fest this a.m. at the breakfast table, trying to eat my cornflakes while looking at the faces of those 2 dudes...
I love NY she is funny as hell.
first of all, I love dlisted.com and I will miss the show recaps.. I think they are the most accurate perception I've ever seen.. I agree Deelishs looks like a man, but I love NY and I think she outshined Flav and Im glad for that. I was so pissed that she didn't win, but Im glad she's getting her own show.. even if she's a fake, she's awesome!! oh and as for Deelishs, what kind of mother leaves her kid to go on this show and basically screw foofy, of all people, on TV...that shows alot of class and what a loving mother she is... she couldn't get anyone else where she's from.. oh and I also heard she's a porn star, so she was the fake all along!!! she's a pathetic slob
Finishing up that posting was like the end of a good orgasm. I wish there was someone to spoon.
bloo, thanks for pointing out the "dramatical." I was waiting for someone else to notice. Oh, and was I the only one who didn't realize until now that Deelishis has a daughter? I never missed an episode and I swear I ever picked up on that. Poor girl. At least she doesn't have New York for a mother.
new york is mother he or she to me she looks like man i think that is new york is brother not her mother.
You're not the only one who didn't know she had a daughter. I watched all the episodes again last night and that was out of nowhere when she said that....
They kept that one behind the scenes. You at least would've thought it would've been said when they met his children, but nope. Flav even knew her daughter's name!
Im really upset with how fake the finale was. I know a lot of this scripted and stuff, but damn. It was just way too obvious last night. The minute NY started giving orders, I knew what was going on.
Since NY Came back, the whole time her weave annoyed me so much....so oily and flat...ugh! but since she came back i started watching religiously...and Luv the show!
NY makes great ass T.V, entertained the hell outta me for sure...can't wait for her own show, 'cause i'll be watching that Sh*t!
MichaelK you are going to get my ass FIRED! It was a true test of self control to read this recap and not laugh my ass off! I love you!!!
Your re-caps are the best MK! "Somewhere in Miami, Bea Arthur is missing her hat!" LMAO
NY was high on COCAINE in season finale!!!! Her personality was different on this episode. On the boat with Flav, she was sooooo hyper and talking a mile a minute! Her gestures, nose touches...Even Delicious made a reference to her acting like Whitney Houston!!! And they were in South America so you know it was some good shit.
u can take the rich out of the ghetto but not the ghetto out of the rich....anyone seen my teeefff, there gold!
i still cant find my teeefff!!!
Poor NY.. It would of been more realistic for him to pick NY rather than Delicious. Delicious was to boring and he was not into her manly self because he kept falling asleep on her. Ny was more his speed and gave him excitement. They have chemistry. He played w/ NY emotions and he knew that he was not gonna pick her therefore I lost all respect for him for sleeping w/ NY the night b4 elimination. things will not work out in the end just like they did not work w/ Hoops
I'm going to miss these re-caps
Yes but he knows he can get with NY any time anyway. He nailed her on the 1st and 2nd shows. Halfway through Flavor of Love 3, New York will be on the show, going, I can't sleep with Flav because I want him to respect me!
Love me New York, Defuck can go back to fuckland and get her fucking mustache off. Slut.
fuck her
This is what I look forward to!
Michael K, you rock!
Elvie is the cutest! Too hot for Foofy!
I'd f*ck new york in the ass with no lube
I'd f*ck new york in the ass with no lube
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the idea of anal sex makes me wince, but i would pay to see that.
MK this post makes my day!!
It was so ghetto when Mr. Hanky pulled out Delisshit's gold grill for her after being chosen!
But damn, this season wasn't as funny as the first season. The show is so contrived and politically correct. You just know that no way in hell is Mr. Hanky gonna be allowed to pick for his "queen" a white woman or a white latina. Ain't happening, not with his collegues, such as Public Enemy,publically criticizing him for taking part in reality series.
Hell, what about 3-6 Mafia and the Yin Yang Twins when they were on this 2nd season, with their grotesque ghettoed approval of the booty shaking in their faces and their blatant attack on the hot white chick Krazy. Racism in reverse is ahhh___ite.
William Drayton was interesting when he popped out of his latest jail internment and came onto The Surreal Life. After that it's been over kill. And just where does this dreadful little man really live? Does VH1 put him up in "his mansion"?
About Deelishits scars. They're keloids. Over grown scar tissues that grow over scars. It sometimes happens to darker skinned people of any race or ethnicity. It still doesn't excuse her from being a skank who left her daughter for weeks to screw Mr. Hanky.
And NY/Tiffany Patterson needs to invest in a good wig or weave. WTF does her real hair look like I wonder? That wig/weave sits like a skull cap about an inch from her forhead.
Anyone who gets On Demand cable bonuses can see the outtakes and the supposidly comedic commentaries of last season's Goldie (who use to be funny, until this season when she had to up the political correctness and only criticize the two white chicks).
Personally I'd love to see a reality series with Mr. Hanky and the Italian American mother of First Season's 'queen' Hoopz. Those two hit it off, were snuggling and hugging,...he kissed her on the face and she said she wanted him if Nikki didn't. She's already popped out 7 kids (including Nikki) so I think she's still young enough to get inspermanated by Mr. Hanky (who says he wants 4 more children!...omg).
A fabulous post! Dlisted is my daily pick me up! An Delisiss can sing! Did you see how she put that Krazy to shame last episode! What is New York's talent? Insanity?
lmfao he does look like mr hanky the christmas poo!
anonymouse | 10.16.06 - 11:58 pm | #
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You seem to be all about all the interracial love (if its a black man/ white or hispanic woman) No problem with that. My problem is the assumption that all black men want that. Some of us prefer women and only want woman with bootie who are black. Not all black women are from the ghetto either. As to your reference of the "hot white chick Krazy". I DOUBT she is completely white--hence us ONLY seeing her mom and grandma. Her lips, and facial features look like she is mixed with black or dark hispanic. I'm not sure what you mean by political correctness on this show. DO you mean that the show DID NOT show a black man killing himself to get to a white or hispanic woman? Like I said b4 alot of us don't feel that way, contrary to what you may believe as a result of what is shown on TV. As far as I am concerned this show is a "coon" show (I'm a black by the way) IT reinforces all negative stereotypes of black people and their sexuality. THis show has nothing to do with political correctness. And I doubt that PE would care if FLAV picked a white woman or not. They should be more ashamed of his "coonish" and "stereotypical" antics.
I want her to know that "beneful" yeah. is dog food. Yeah. dumb...
NEW YORK! YOU ARE A DRAMA QUEEN... IF I WAS INVITED TOO COME ON THE SHOW I WOULD KICK YOUR MOTHER FUCKING ASS YOU STUPIED DUMB BITCH
i really think that flav should have picked new york she is very real i am a teenager and love new york cuz i am just like her the number one bitch
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