Ha Ha Ha Ha.....Dumbass!
repulsive
weeds could fry a burger on that face!
oh, and FIRST
Why does it always look like hes been workin in a sweat shop?? UGH
Hahahaha MF'er is broke !!!!!! I think he should do a sex tape with a CROC !!!!!!!!
GOD MK!!!! On a Monday morning....that's just plain mean!
He is....so FUG!!! And a sex tape of him and Paris? I'd rather pluck out my own eyeballs with a switchblade....
On that note....Bitch is broke....and that makes me smile!
Karma always comes back to bite you in the ass....and he got chomped!
Grease Ball.
He looks like one of those creepy rich rapist guys. And, yea, what's up with the grease????
Karma's a bitch...
Oh I love it. 
God WHY is he always so sweaty? What's he on? And why doesn't he ever lose any weight from all that sweating?
He is filth and trash with no class....Certain members of his family have been known for their vast wealth but in recent times the "core of that fortune" has had to deal with Uncle Sam....Thus causing this little diddy to come to mind...."They ain't like they use to be...."
Guy needs to just die already
http://www.celebslam.com
I just pray that Brandon won't pull a "Screech" and try to sell a sex tape.
if there is a god in heaven, let this never happen...fat, sweating assholes are so not hot...
Maybe he could bottle some of that perspiration and sell it as perfume. Eau de Pathetic Twit.
http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com
Hm... what an unflattering photo...
I can smell the castor oil and chunky doo doo butter from here.
I'll bet pagesix is the only entity that will fuck this wilderbeast. 
I'm tired of this fatso.
haha, what a loser
Some skank would still bang him 'tho - right Patti Cake?
teeheeheeheheeeeteeeheheee !!!!!
i hate him
Is that a tear or is he just THAT oily?
Look close enough and you can almost see the pork rind juice sweating off his fatty-fug face.
Dumb Question:
Why the hell does he owe him $10,000.00???
Good question actually. Probably because he sold him a bad tape of him and his brother banging a male Tori Spelling impersonator.
Just looking at him makes me want to scrub my body with clorox and a scrub brush. I hope he's penniless before the week's out and then Paris will toss his ass to the curb in a NY minute.
All the money in the world [or lack there of] could not change the fact that this guy is a fat oily pig. Why cant he take a few dieting tips from Nicole!!!
And God~! take a fucking shower!!!
Paddle faster, I hear banjo music.
MecheL
Not a dumb question at all! So, that's what he does with all his, non job having, free time. Ewwww, he sits around and masturbates to "Girls Gone Wild". Well, Father must be delighted with this one. I saw a video of his brother getting into Hyde for the first time. Words can not describe how his brother looked physically. I'm not even going to try, it was sad.
If there was a God or Allah or Buddha or Yahve, this dumb motherfucker will really go broke and disappear from the face of the earth. That way I won't have to look at his Crisco-fied face ever again
You fat fuck.
I'm thinking saying "fuck you" to Page Six is probably not the best idea. 
WOULD SOMEBODY GET HIM A TISSUE, MAKE THAT A BOX OF TISSUES ... HIS SWEATY FACE MAKES MY FLESH CRAWL.
Why is someone hatin on Patty Cake?
Hi Breakdown - Ive said it before I will say it again you're the fucking hotness and i LOVE your music!
weeds thinks brandon smells icky.
His constant sweating has to be from one of the following: Meth, Coke/Crack, Angel Dust, or Speed. Whitney, Bobby, & Robert Downey Jr. have all rocked that look too...
Between the sweating and the uppers one would not expect him to be such a bear. Bitch must live on In-N-Out burgers.
Damn MK, It's not even lunch yet...there went my appetite.
He is GROSS!! You could fry a pound of bacon on his face.
Between the sweating and the uppers one would not expect him to be such a bear. Bitch must live on In-N-Out burgers.
Angie Must Sit on My Face | 10.16.06 - 10:48 am | #
Have you seen his BROTHER???
Michael, I love you like I love my cigarettes. Please Please Please write that this gross waste of human flesh is sweating because of the coke. Coke makes you sweat like that. Errrr, I heard.
he has some nerve putting down lindsay lohan... sure she's dumb, but she's not dumb enough to hang out with the parisite
he's vial
MWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Karma and Canola oil are bitches, aren't they BRANDON!!!!!! Dumbass fucktard.
If he has any fans on here Im sorry, he always looks like a sweaty hog to me...
Rabbit:
Thanks alot. I just got back from my 2006 Negreaux Across Europe Vacation Extravaganza.
Barcelona was grand. My tanlines are kinda hot, I must say.
And on a side note...
This fat fucka has a brother?
Pork Rind, Jr.?!
Wow, I better never do any drugs because I sweat like a hog already! 
I guess the painkillers, speed, and lasering my sweat glands wouldn't be a good combination, huh?
The most broke bitches are usually the ones trying to call other people poor. I'll look for this asswipe when I'm serving in the soup kitchen.
Paddle faster, I hear banjo music.
anonymous | 10.16.06 - 10:36 am | #
Loves it!! First laff of the day!
BTW - who is his brother? Can he be worse than this grease pot?
whoa he is seriously fuglier than usual in that picture, that's pretty funny about borrowing money from Lindsay, maybe she'll read this and do just that and the paps will be there to catch it all on tape, that would be funny
I didn't even know the name Brandon Davis until I saw it on this website. My question is, who IS he??? I mean, what does he DO?? Or is he famous just because he hangs around Paris Hilton? I'm confused, people! Fill me in!
Karma Brandon, Karma.
Poor BRandon he can't even afford a good facial cleanser....sweaty-nasty pig
That photo gives a whole new meaning to the word “sweathog.”
Why is he always so sweaty and gross looking?
Can you imagine what his ass looks like?
Please do not give this idiot any more press.He is a friggin idiot!A complete waste of oxygen!
First, I just want to say hahahhahaaaaa so, so glad to see him embarass himself yet again.
Anon, Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis is a fat useless fuck who we're told is an oil heir, but he thought they said "oily hair." Paris thinks he'll have money someday so she hangs out with him and bangs him but doesn't tell anybody because she's ashamed, and should be. He's famous for going off on Lindsay and calling her "firecrotch" on a disgusting drunken tirade, which is how she got her nickname. He is a pathetic loser with no discernable redeeming qualities.
The 10K check that bounced had to be for drugs. The posted picture of his ass is coke sweat or some kind of speed drug. It is obvious that he was not leaving the health club, after a strenious work out.
He probably also has one of those peckers that looks greasy all of the time.
I've done coke plenty times and never sweat like that. I think it's got to be some other type of amphetamine. This guy would be HUGE like his brother if he weren't hopped up all the time, he's big enough as it is!
"his aunt is suing the family for more inheritance."
You gotta love rich people, they are more miserable than the homeless.
Brandon is supposedly living with Paris at the moment. Guess he is her charity case. He was also seen flying COACH recently. Evidently, money really is getting tight!!
Not only is Sweaty a druggie but he also loves to gamble in Vegas. Word is, he owes a couple bucks to the Hard Rock casino.
I know it's not nice to say but, really, this is the best news EVER!! He's such a waste of space.
He is so fucking gross. Sweaty puffy bastard.
Why is he giving Joe Francis $10,000?
Maybe he's on methadone. I hear it makes you sweat. Now if Joe Francis would go down with him that would be a good week in the news.
Page Six also says he owes money to Scott Storch and George Maloof. Doesn't say how much-
This douchebag has been asking for a beatdown by the karma gods for years. Couldn't have happened to a nicer jackass.
He has to PAY Joe Francis to take his sex tape??? Sad.
Please dear god make him poor!, its the only thing i want in life...i swear i wont ask you for more!!! JUST MAKE HIM BROKE!
Even more proof that yes, there is a God, and he despises these idle celebutantes as much as we do.
Vaseline face.
Does anyone else wonder why the hell he is writing him a $10,000 check?
Does that guy have cheek implants? He reminds me just a bit of an Elvis lookalike...just a bit.
OK why the FUCK is he paying that sleazeball 10K?? Joe is probably pimpin him teenagers.
woah, woah, take it easy, there, Puffy McRedface.
actually, he looks like lady elaine from mr. roger's neighborhood.
He probably also has one of those peckers that looks greasy all of the time.
justagoof | 10.16.06 - 12:22 pm | #
Awwww, justagoof what you have to go and say that for? Can't get it out of my head now.
Dude looks like Fat Elvis just before he died on the shitter. What a sweaty, gross loser. I don't care how much money he has or doesn't have .. I would not HIT it .. you just know he's LAME in bed.
BTW - who is his brother? Can he be worse than this grease pot?
Suse | Homepage | 10.16.06 - 11:15 am | #
Oh, yes he can and yes he is! He is about 4 times the size of Brandon.
http://www.tmz.com/2006/10/05/da...yde-gets-
denied
Here's a pic of his brother, Jason Davis, getting denied entry at Hyde. He's gotta be at least 300 lb.s, and it doesn't help that he dresses like some anime-Micheal-Jackson-gothic-vampire-schoolboy-
prince.
I hope he gets stuck in that memorable scene from the movie "Deliverance"...
Soooooooo-EEEEEE!!!!
http://www.lulop.com/image.php/l...p/large/6276/
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jason davis and anne heche...
Or check out www.dailyceleb.com for more pictures of JAson Davis, Brandon's brother. I stand corrected, he's like 6 feet tall and 400 lb.s. This guy is a monster!!!
He should use those oil wipes, except he'd need about a ton. Oh wait he probably can't afford them!
It won't be long before Brandon becomes the latest Elvis impersonator in Vegas.
Lurker | 10.16.06 - 2:57 pm | #
Hah! And at the end of that vid clip, he asks "Where the hell is Big Red?"
Go google Big Red and Tom Cruise!
George Maloof = gambling debts.
Scott Storch and Joe Francis = drugs
Hard Rock Cafe = Harry Morton's family (any question as to why he taunts "Firecrotch"?)
Put them all together and it spells broken kneecaps if/when he can't pay. LOVES IT!!
why is he so sweaty all the time!!! All i can imagine is a sweaty pig everytime i see a picture of him. And what's with those frankfurter lips??? God he is the most disgusting creature i've seen in so long. Tell him to take a fucking shower...i'm sure from all the sweat, he fucking stinks.
LOOKS LIKE LOHAN SQUIRTED HIM WITH HER FIRE CROTCH JUICES
Botox works for excessive sweating.
Maybe he should get a job and work..now there's a new idea!
His family fell off the Forbes 400 list this past year, so that means they are worth less than a billion which is what the #400 family is worth. They still have plenty of money though I am sure. I just wish this sweat hog would would use some of it for is sweat gland problem.
Fatshit can scrape the grease off his pimply back and sell it as lamp oil.
Jesus Christ--I just turned to stone looking at this piece of disgusting shit.
Homeboy needs a roll of Bounty paper towels (The Quicker Picker Upper)...
Page Six also says he owes money to Scott Storch and George Maloof. Doesn't say how much-
Amy | 10.16.06 - 1:11 pm | #
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Awww Sh*t! I hope that he is not trying to cut a record with Scott "Creature from the black Lagoon" Storch.
My hope is to have him and/or Tori Spelling take my order at Taco Bell.
oh that is just GOLDEN!!!! hahahahahaha!!!!!!! Hey Brandon, you greasy pig, McDonalds just might hire you to save on cooking grease for their french fries...get that uniform on, and get to servin Lindsay Big Macs *insert Nelson from The Simpsons HA HA right here*
If this isn't proof what goes around comes around three fold I don't know what does. This made my day.
if I didn't think it would be the grossest experience of my entire life, I'd love to shove a 2 x 4 up his fat ass to whipe that smirk off his face.
fat, stupid, greasy fuck.
good god, he is nasty. i don't know whose worse, him or jordan's husband/pimp. ugh.
He bounced a $10,000 check to the rapist huh? What is the money for?
Rufies? Coke? Porn? Sea Breeze? Shampoo? Soap? Water to bathe?
Seriously...I'm stoked that he's not so rich...maybe he could find some way to market his sweat? He's got plenty!! He can possibly sell his brothers as well. HOT. Maybe McDonalds can strike a deal for a new Brand of French Fry Grease?? Hot Apple Zitters fresh from Brandon Davis' Ass!!! MMMMMMMM!!!!
PS- I wish that Joe Francis would get ass raped with a Pineapple.
*** I Close my eyes tight and wish hard...PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE**
I was at a jewish rehab with brandon in 02, a nasty, dirty dick he was
You can pray, but it will fall on deaf ears. There is no God. The fact that Paris Hilton is still alive proves just as much.
You know, this picture of BD is exactly why the Rolling Stones don't matter anymore. It's not that the Stones are selling their songs to all those multinational food and office supply corporations (and that is certainly a good reason to hate Mick and Keith nowadays), the real reason that the Stones don't matter anymore is because a ridiculous turd like this papparazzi-blowing, never-was moron wears the Stones' cherry picker hat. The only consolation is that it sounds like BD will be trading in his Stones' hat for a paper hat when he starts frying up burgers at the Micky D's to earn his broke ass some money.
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