third.. whatever lol
Hate the hair!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She's outstandingly good looking. I hate her.
Yawn.
Reminds me of Jesse Spano.
nooooo, she's NEVER dressed provocatively
personally, i'm sick of her no talent ass.
the blonde hair is not working. it looks like a halloween wig.
Yeah, I can totally relate. Being so hot and beautiful can be such a burden. Some days, it's just so hard for us. :-P
Get over yourself Alba. Not looking so sexy in those pics. Other than her lips, she's just like any skinny ho in Calif. So what? Read on Lainey's that she's a real c#$t on set and to ordinary folk. Hate that shit.
In the 1st pic, wtf with her armpits? Are those scars?
Boo fucking hoo. Put on some sweats and put a bag over your head instead of dressing and posing the way you do if you don't want attention. Pft.
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She became a Christian because the Latin community rejected her?....WHAT?....That makes no sense to me and it sounds like one of the dumbest things I have ever heard....If something flew over my head could someone please explain this comment to me?
Suck it up princess,life is so fucking tough. Get of the fucking pity pot and get thee to a nunnery.
she nees to go to an "I'm too pretty" pity party with Evangeline Lilly.
SHUT THE FUCK UP.
As usual, jesus sucks...
In the 1st pic, wtf with her armpits? Are those scars?
RaBBiT | 10.16.06 - 11:26 am | #
rabb- THAT'S what I want to know. I kept thinking MK would make a joke when I was reading.
Weired scars scare me!!!! It's like Beyonces armpits....
Bitch needs to shut the hell up and just look pretty.
And am I correct in saying that the vast majority of the Latin community around the world is Christian?
Please. She is not all that
What a dumb cunt.
hey NoAnjl, top of the morning to you love - and what's wrong with sweats? I am compelled to wear them myself because I am so beautiful I get hit on by my youth pastors left and right.
I can't make it down the street without someone telling me how gorgeous I am and trying to feel me up. If only I had been born ordinary looking.
OK - it's official, I hate Jessica Alba. She ain't all dat and no better way to alienate your fan base than to make yourself seem arrogant.
What Christian church are they talking about? Is there a denomination just called "The Christian Church"? Can't she just switch churches until she finds one where the people aren't such assholes?
And am I correct in saying that the vast majority of the Latin community around the world is Christian?
justagoof | 10.16.06 - 11:30 am | #
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I was thinking the same thing. Maybe she went from being a Catholic to a Protestant.
And am I correct in saying that the vast majority of the Latin community around the world is Christian?
justagoof | 10.16.06 - 11:30 am | #
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I was thinking the same thing. Maybe she went from being a Catholic to a Protestant.
weeds thinks shes pretty but needs a ego check
IF those are scars in her armpits - she has implants. I have the same scars - thats why I noticed
I think those scars are from her getting implants, although i'm not sure. I like JA, but she's gotten a little to thin in recent months and I absolutely HATE her as a blond
I would like to say this one thing to her....Men of all religions flirt!!
Ho.
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I'm sick and tired of women of color who start out in the entertainment industry as brunettes eventually going blond. What is wrong with having dark brown hair?! Newsflash, some people look better having the hair color they were born with! Jessica Alba is one of them
wow. she's offensive to latin americans, christians, ugly people & attractive people all in one shot.
i've never heard ken jennings say that being smart made his life any more difficult ?
she looked so much better in her Dark Angel days.
Oh..and Jess, I believe, was brought up Catholic, but didn't practice until she was older(teens). She said in another interview that when she started developing, men in the church, would hit on her and it would make her uncomfortable. When she brought it up to her youth pastor, he basically told her that it was HER fault that the men found her so attractive...If you read some of her interviews you can see that she doesn't have an inflated ego AT ALL! If fact, I would say that she has very low self esteem, especially around body image.
She looks like a 2nd rate Christina Aguilera w/ the blonde hair
wow, she must be very spiritual and have depth.
what shit we are been fed with.
if jess was believing, no fucking preacher or church would hinder me from my aims.
hollywood is soo shallow!!!!!!!!!!!!
becuase of her looks, give me a break
She should be in church every Sunday thanking God she has the type of face and body that men covet. She's fucking useless otherwise.
She CANNOT act for crap....and honestly just zip it about your looks already.....Yea you are hot....soooo
It's the curse of the beautiful woman.
Maybe the scars are makeup for her character. They look to obvious for something she'd be desperate to hide.
I didnt think she had breast implantysbut ya never know...come to think of it she probably did since she is soo thin...and couldnty possibly maintain those bazookas.
Still those scars are freakin monstrocities...Maybe they have something to do with the storyline...I dunno...they are awful
Suse - LOL!!!! I know the feeling.
Fuck her. My Eagles lost.
Perez Hilton IS herpes | 10.16.06 - 11:49 am | #
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I think that is makeup...ormaybe she is trying to make her incredibly sexy body less appealing to men...PSHHH
Soooo, why couldn't she just go to different church. She should find an oldie church so nobody knows her.
Yep she is beautiful cant deny her that!
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O/T: Alba, you're not all that. She seems to have that starlet-thinking-she's-a-STAH!! syndrome. Re: Chesty, Bloho, Longwhoria, ScarJo, etc...
I also think that the blondification of women in the industry makes me sick. We are not all blonde, blue-eyed Barbies. We are individuals not friggin' clones.
When people tell me that they hate me and wish I would leave the community, I always think it's because I'm so uppa beautiful. My beauty is beyond all others, in fact, I'm so beautiful I get drummed out of village after village. I understand it's impossible for the ugly villagers to have to see my beauty radiating all over the corn fields day in and day out,that's why I had no choice but to move to Hollywood.
GOOD MORNING/AFTERNOON MizRo!!....
yup, doz be implant scars. Better in your pits than beneath your boobies, that's what I say.
SUPERSTAR....My sides are hurting from laughing so hard.
The vast majority of hispanics are catholic (wich is basically the same shit but turned a bit).
Jessica Alba is pretty stupid. She's changing her "faith" according to what people think of her? She might be good looking but goodness.. she must keep her head off her ass, she´s too full of herself.
"She shouldn't downplay her sex appeal, because that's what is getting her jobs. It isn't her acting chops that's for sure."
You are deamn right, MK. Her career will be gone forever once her looks run out.
superstar | 10.16.06 - 11:58 am
Hahaha! You have made my morning.
This song is now in my head....Anyone ever hear the song "I'm So Beautiful" by Divine?
She totally needs to get over herself. She's pretty, but lots of people are. Her personality and attitude are making her seem ugly to me..and she's no great actress.
ummm... she's blonde because she's playing sue storm, who is blonde in the comics...
i really don't see the fuss about her...i think she's cute with a slim body, but i wouldn't say she's beautiful...it's amazing how hollywood calls someone "beautiful" and all of a sudden they're the best thing ever....there are regular people on the street much more beautiful...imho....
This is one bitch who hates that her attractiveness gets her attention. Get the fuck out of Hollywood then. That's all she talks about. She should be a fukkin nun.
She looks terrible with that hair color. Latina women with her coloring (like Eva Longoria) should stick to darker tones.
I've always thought of JA as cute...rather than some kind of bombsell. Yeah, she's attractive but not stunning or anything. Just a cute girl.
Oh please...
Jessica Alba is such a complete CUNTBAG......so unbelievably rude to crew members on films she is lucky enough to be cast in. Not to mention her nastiness toward local residents of towns she shoots in. Get over yourself, fucking hooker.
Her body is basically perfect, but her face is... cute, nothing more.
I was watching this scene being filmed from my work office in vancouver. The girl was pointing her fingers at everyone non-stop.
Ahh, I suspected she was a pointer.
She's a fattie in disguise. mark my words, she will blow up once hollywood is done with her. See her mother for evidence.
You can have the cutest face and greatest bod, but if your personality sucks and your ego is out of control, it makes you suck.
I hear this girl is nasty with a capital N.
Not to worry all, she will not last except in mags and films for the guys to spank their monkeys to.
Get over yourself Alba. Not looking so sexy in those pics. Other than her lips, she's just like any skinny ho in Calif. So what? Read on Lainey's that she's a real c#$t on set and to ordinary folk. Hate that shit.
THANK you!!!!
can we say OVERRATED???????!!!
albatross is a great name for her fug self
she is offensive to latinos (which is what she is). ==
==She is a total b*tch. TMZ has a video of her ignoring some fans(about 3 people :D) as she’s coming out of some club in L.A. One guy was like “Jessica, Jessica, Jessica!” I say stop kissing her a*s, save your dignity and your movie theatre money! === She’s just another skinny, talentless, wannabe actress. ===stuck up, hypocritical hoe.
I can't make it down the street without someone telling me how gorgeous I am and trying to feel me up. If only I had been born ordinary looking.
OK - it's official, I hate Jessica Alba. She ain't all dat and no better way to alienate your fan base than to make yourself seem arrogant.
Suse | Homepage | 10.16.06 - 11:32
again! THANK you!!!!! pop eyes, flabby, fake hair and her dance in sin city was a total idiot parade.... tickle me elmo would do a better job!!!
albatross, GET OVER YOUR SELF!!!!!
I seriously doubt that's the whole story, because I have NEVER heard of Latin Americans rejecting someone for being too sexy. NEVER. Not once!
Born-agains, I can definitely see that. It's a cultural thing really, not a religious thing.
Ummmmmmm, bitch can't act. Besides, I see girls that look like her every time I go to The Grove. She's not anything spectacular.
Boo Hoo HOO! She's been telling that youth pastor story for years now!
She has to keep herself in the media somehow. Them are some wide-a*s shoulders she's got there.
"I don't do nude scenes. I just don't" Shut the fu*k up! Obut just in men's magazines, right? Ok. got it. Stupid.
Implant scars are that long?? I thought they were like an inch and stayed in the pit, not run down the arm?
And she was not a hot kid -- totally average she is so full of shit.
It's true though. A lot of girls had that experience with pastors or whatever. I got her back
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What a llllonnng a*s neck. Linebacker shoulders, too.
Yeah, it's Albatross lollipop head.
She's cute but her face reminds me of a Pekinese dog.
She is so full of herself. Show us some talent, u ho! and I don't mean, T&A talent, either.
Im so totally with her on this. Its not easy being gorgeous, even for a tranny..
I can't got to PTA meetings, or the grocery store, much less go to church, because everyone hits on me. I can't go to sporting events...the mall. I pretty much stay at home and masturbate all day while looking in the mirror. With my "Tickle Me Elmo" dildo.
And am I correct in saying that the vast majority of the Latin community around the world is Christian?
justagoof | 10.16.06 - 11:30 am | #
Yeah, it's the American conservative idea that Catholics (and Orthodox Christians) aren't really Christian. It's the same insane mentality that believes that if you have a drink, if you vote Democrat, if you ever, ever have had sex outside of marriage or if you don't dress like a Pilgrim Mother, you're not Christian either. They don't seem to get it into their thick heads that the only thing you need to be a Christian is to believe Christ is the Redeemer.
Do unto others as you would they unto YOU.
...spank their monkeys to.
MizRo | 10.16.06 - 1:29 pm | #
Hey Miz-- I was thinking the same thing. She is hot as long as she keeps her mouth shut. She is much pretier as a brunette also.
That bitch isn't even that
fuckin pretty i'm tired of her
and all the guys that act like
she's freakin perfect
the whore can't even act.
ugh i hate her.
NoAnjl | 10.16.06 - 11:52 am | #
Anjl--sorry about yer birds!
Happy Monday to ya anyway.
figures the men of the
church were the ones who
flirted it ususally is
christian men who are
into porn and cheat
on there wives(sara evans)
i'm so tired of people acting
like just cause someone is
christian there a good person
it's fuckin stupid.
i think jessica alba,
evangeline lily, and
eva longoria are all
fugly no-talent whores.
DUDE!: I agree, keep her brunette mouth shut!
I love it when people blame extrinsic forces for their perceived maltreatment by others. I bet she's never stopped to think she might bring some of that shit on herself...
You can have the cutest face and greatest bod, but if your personality sucks and your ego is out of control, it makes you suck.
I hear this girl is nasty with a capital N.
Not to worry all, she will not last except in mags and films for the guys to spank their monkeys to.
MizRo | 10.16.06 - 1:29 pm | #
AMen sister!!!
Yeah it must be horrible having guys fall over you and hmake tons of money and do not much all the time...drag. Wanna make 30K with a masters degree and live in Manhattan bitch?
( not me...a friend of mine tee hee hee)
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here you go. What a hypocrite.
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walks around like she's always smelling sh*t.
Patty Cake: fo' serious!
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"I just wanted to see what it was like to be with different people..."
Ugh. Idiot.
She is great and gorgeous...love her!
Maybe she keeps talking about the sexiness because the reporters WONT STOP ASKING HER ABOUT IT!! Ever think of that?
"It just made me feel, like, if I was in anyway desirable to the opposite sex, that it was my fault, and it made me ashamed of my body and of being a woman."
So she was a Catholic?
It cracks me up that alot of you have to give YOUR opinion over and over, it seems, while being rather vindictive and vicious.Did you ever think that maybe she answers the questions that the reporters keep asking.That is what an interview is, isn't it?...WTF are you bitching about? And what about all you that just happen to know what she is really like, saying she is a bitch and all.DID YOU ACTUALLY MEET HER???...HUMM< NO..So you have NOT met her, right? She walked by three fans in a video,my God, she should be flogged!..humm maybe she was in a hurry, or trying to get away from photogs..etc..you have NO IDEA what was going on , so quit trying to make her out as a bitch if you do not have any facts.
Second and third hand information, being posted by those who already do not like her, is VERY suspect in my opinion.
^ Uh, ookayyy.
The more she yammers on about how "hot" she is, the less I'm seeing it.
She better keep quiet, looks are the only thing she's got
am i the only person on the planet who thinks that jessica alba is not hot? she looks like the girl next door or something. she's cute. not stunning, like scarlett. she's so over rated.
am i the only person on the planet who thinks that jessica alba is not hot? she looks like the girl next door or something. she's cute. not stunning, like scarlett. she's so over rated.
hilary | 10.16.06 - 4:50 pm | #
Thank you!! No, you're not the only one, I personally think she's very plain looking, nothing special, Scarlett however is absolutly gorgeous.
It's not that it's a burden being pretty, but imagine how traumatic it must be to have these dirty old men hitting on you and then being told it's your fault.
And fuck all y'all, she is the hotness.
She's not that great looking. I mean, she's pretty but.... not the kind of woman that makes me go, "MAN, WHY CAN'T I BE THAT HOT!".
Anyways, if those are reasons both for getting into and then leaving a religion, regardless of what religion it is, she needs to seriously examine herself.
the first one sucked and alba is a terrible actress...why are they making a second movie....
she 's alright.
Become a muslim bitch. They'll stick you in a black sack and won't let you out of the house. That'll stop all the unwanted attention.
"She said that she originally became a Christian, because the Latin American community rejected her due to her looks."
i call bullshit. she only became latina when it was fashionable to come out as latina. this is the same woman who says her grandfather didn't want anything to do with mexico, or raising his children as mexicans/mexican-americans. if there was no latin wave to ride, she'd be a 'white woman with a touch of the exotic'.
I could never understand how Jessica Alba became famous. I guess selfhate and cocksucking can take you far.....
patty cake, what was his/her master's degree in?
And I cannot stand this chick. She looks like she has a nice complexion, but other than that I cannot think of anything positive to say about her.
radio siren...he works in social services with abused kids for the state....God's work...
She sucks. That's how she gets parts.
One of the prettiest actresses working in Hollywood today.
So I guess Sue and Reed get married in FF2 and then someone crashes the wedding!
justagoof | 10.16.06 - 11:28 am | #
I agree... That does sound idiotic. I think the hair looks awful. I don't get why they're making a sequal to that movie. I never saw the first one and have been advised not to see it.
SHe doesn't even look like a white Latina.(or white at all). she looks like the (stereo type of latina women a mestiza(1/2 white 1/2 native american... which is about 40 %of latin americans . the rest are white , mulato, native or black bonded it by the latino culture
she was rejected by the latin american culture imposible!!!!..that's pure BS..she is got problems of selfesteem. She grew up in cali thinking being white wasp is better ... probably 'cause of the stero types that the indeginous looking or black latinos face in the country ...that 's all ..
I don't hate her .... but c'mmon she needs to open her eyes specially when she get 's all this exposure to good things and explore the world ...she really needs to seat down with SAlma Hayek ,Penelope Cruz& JLo and have a talk .. ..Remenber her mother is white maybe she wants to embrace her white heritage nothing wrong with thats...is all good .
I dont see the appeal,someone explain what's the comotion all about. I see skinny chicks like that every day, even more attractive.
well im latino in yoe i hate her but i hate her cus she SUKS as an actres
1. She is beautiful. 2. She can't act. 3. Her and blonde hair don't mix.
Actually I know what she's saying here. I always felt a bit gross about myself when men hit on me when I was too young to find it flattering. I remember wearing a skirt on holiday and a bloke was staring at me, and when I was on my own he made 'suggestive noises' at me. I was 11 and it scared the hell out of me. I was strictly trousers after that.
Dear Jessica Alba,
Please get over yourself already!
Ah, yes, it's horrid being part of the beautiful club. Isn't she one of the bitches you just wanted to knock down in high school??
hilary, I completely agree with you. I do not see what all the fuss is about. Jessica Alba and Hohansen are very average.
Alba needs to fucking shut up. yes its SO hard being a multimillionaire celebrated for her looks. I think her wish to be uglier might be coming true though, these pics are fuckin nasty. not looking so good as of late...
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