Gawd, she is so annoying. 1st
No, I think she takes "Whoremoans"
Photoshopped, much? She's more fatback than Mimi, in real life.
I still think she's quite attractive. Even though she is annoying, beautiful children too.
She looks good so stop hating
He-mora
Wonder what she'd look like as a "before" on the Dove commercials?
She is a raging Lesbian.
That slag hasn't been so lean since her eleventh birthday. Give me a fucking break. Something about her makes me want to straight up cut a bitch.
or as russell simmons said, "why buy the cow? when you can get the milk for free"
I know why they are talking about the body, not the face.
She not bad...not as fug as pARIS paRIS CROTCH A BURNIN
So it's official - Photoshop can take a walrus and morph it into a semi-attractive ho. Fuck me.
or as russell simmons said, "why buy the cow? when you can get the milk for free"
prettykitty | Homepage | 10.18.06 - 9:36 am
He married her. I don't think anything was for free with this chick. She even got her own clothing line because of his money.
anonyme | 10.18.06 - 9:46 am |
russell's not married to her anymore! he kicked that cow to the curb.
ALL THE SHIT IN MILK HAS MADE HER CLIT THE SIZE SHAQ'S THUMB.
Doesn't inspir me to drink milk, at all.
*inspire*
So it's official - Photoshop can take a walrus and morph it into a semi-attractive ho. Fuck me.
tender cavity | 10.18.06 - 9:40 am | #
It can make her body look great, but no amount of Photoshop in the world can fix that face.
Anytime anyplace, baby. 
Don't like her--she's a golddigger.
Got an airbrush?
Wow - they even got rid of her hideous neck rolls of fat...she makes me vomit
She's a double bagger
Did anyone else catch the fact that she is"helping" young teens stay thin by drinking 3 glasses of mikl a day?
Great advise......
"kicked that cow to the curb"...
Bwahahahahahahah, PK!
Moo, bitch!
"milk"
So it's official - Photoshop can take a walrus and morph it into a semi-attractive ho. Fuck me.
tender cavity | 10.18.06 - 9:40 am
She looks NOTHING like this!!! Also her products are overpriced cheesy SHIT. And it pisses me off because I work primarily with "the working poor" or non-employed, and I see a LOT of Baby Phat bullshit. That label really bugs me. ITS SO EXPENSIVE AND IT IS GARBAGE!!!
Whatever! I like her. You all are just jealous that you couldn't do what she did with her life.
me sooo horny she was in full metal jacket that had to be her
weeds smells photoshopping
I didn't know anyone wore Baby Phat anymore. I agree with Rabbit, the clothes were so tacky.
When is this 'bling' phase going to end?
Talk about a photo-shopped pic.
Oh yeah, the label is very much alive and on the backs and wrists of the female underprivlaged
What happened to her neck rolls?
They 'shopped her down to the actual size of one of her legs.
How did they get that horse to balance on 2 legs AND hold the glass of milk.
Probably done with computers...
What a cliche she is. Between Kimora & Bai Ling... I don't know who's more campy.....
I am waiting for Special K (-fed) to do a milk add.
Yes, she is lesbish~! There were links on some forum a while back (can't find it now) to a photo of her girlfriend, who was verrry butchy. I laugh when I hear "well s/he is married and has kids so s/he can't be gay!"
This fucking bitch works my last gay nerve. Someone shoot her ass....please!
Kimora Lee & Bai Ling should go on a train wreck tour of America a la Oprah & Gail. A reality series to end all reality series. A kinda Chinese Grey Gardens on the road. If anyone is gonna use this idea for a tv show, at least give the bougie girl screen credit ok?
That shit on her upper lip ain't milk, its the same jizz that is always there. Photoshop tits and ass will not convince me that Cum-ora is a woman.
She used to be a little hot. Now, she is just so way FUG it hurts to look at her. What could've happened???
I thought this was an ad for the next Flavour of Love...
Where is Perez Frankenberry? I miss that guy
So milk causes 3rd Leg Syndrome?!
They should have just used her mugshot and photoshopped a milk mustache on that.
Looking at this airbrushed zero aggravates my lactose intolerance!
This ad should inspire Hollywood to do a "Mask II", this chick looks like she suffers from that same difficiency on her cranium.
her line is too gawdy, but i think she pretty.
photoshop is so amazing....the fixed her saggy neck and smoothed out her manly bulge in the front of her shorts...
Damn if a girl did not just leave my office wearing a Baby Phat winter coat JUST NOW.
That is obviously her fug face on someone else's body, especially the neck.
LOL at this comment...
No, I think she takes "Whoremoans"
moomoo | 10.18.06 - 9:31 am | #
It's official. Cows treated with hormones produce milk that contributes to an enlarged clitoris.
IS THAT A BLINGED OUT CUP.... GIVE ME A BREAK THAT IS SO TACKY.
Whatever! I like her. You all are just jealous that you couldn't do what she did with her life.
Anonymous | 10.18.06 - 10:15 am | #
What did she do? Turn tricks on Russell to get money? No different than working the corner, other than the fact that the ones on the corner are actually female (most of the time. Just ask Eddie).
You can hardly see her dick in that shot. Give Himora Hee Himmons credit for learning to tuck like a pro.
Oh yeah, the label is very much alive and on the backs and wrists of the female underprivlaged
RaBBiT | 10.18.06 - 10:17 am | #
THIS IS VERY TRUE!!
It's amazing how most people think that they're trendsetters by wearing that crap. I have a cousin who thinks by spending the little money she does have on it that people will think that she has more money. I had to let her know that most of the people that I have ever met that truly have money dress like hobos. Case in point my father-in-law, not rich but extremely comfortable, you would run screaming if you saw him he's very thrifty, wears clothes from at least 20 yrs ago.
So she got old and fat. So what? Before she met Russell, she was a runway model. She would have been fine without him anyways.
omg, what a hooker. I hate her so much since I read that vanity fair interview with her.
That is very tacky.
she drinks leche, its why russell married her slutty azz
I don't like her clothes, but I admire the course her life has taken.
wasn't there a non-dairy creamer called Creamora??? Kimora and Creamora-
This ad was in the latest Blender mag. At least it made me laugh.
Melissa - so true. People with real money and power don't need to advertise it (Bill and Melinda Gates?). I always laugh at the girls on the subway who are wearing Prada this and Gucci that. Honey, if you were really rich, you wouldn't be taking the subway.
Sickening.
Hekki - That freakin' cracks me up. Sooooo true.
So she got old and fat. So what? Before she met Russell, she was a runway model. She would have been fine without him anyways.
Anonymous | 10.18.06 - 12:12 pm | #
Whatever! I like her. You all are just jealous that you couldn't do what she did with her life.
Anonymous | 10.18.06 - 10:15 am | #
IDIOTS PLEASE! Kimora only had 15 mins of fame. Nothing more.....Her clothing line is for GHETTO IDIOTS with no taste! Here, New York it's only project ho's and thugs who wear that ugly mess.
Sleeping with an old fart is not my ideal life goal.
What the fuck did she do with her life besides use your vagina and evil powers to marry someone rich? Just because she was a model does not mean that her life was set for good, if she hadn't dug her claws into Russell I doubt she would have the exposure and money that she has now. She knew what she was doing, she's nothing but a fucken snake, an ugly snake at that. Oh yeah, her line of shit is horrendous.
http://thumbsnap.com/v/VeGgacjC.jpg
Since when does milk start pushing lies & propaganda, that girl does not have a fabulous body. WTF? Did she get paid for this? doesn't she have enough money already.
thats semen in the glass. yumm
I'M SURE U THINK IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN SOMEONE WHITE!! KIMORA 2 GHETTO! EVEN THOUGH SHE HAS MORE MONEY THAN THE PEOPLE WHO DO THE FUCKIN MILK ADS!!
Did anyone read the Vanity Fair atricle a few months back about her? They got tons of hate mail and published a few letters. Readers were disgusted by her lifestyle, attitude and behaviour. It was a very revealing and disgusting expose'. Remember when she got busted for driving high and had pot on her? That went away fast...
She is gross. A materialistic, empty soul, waisting oxygen...
PHOTOSHOP IS AN AMAZING TOOL.
KimWhora Simmons looks like a $5.00 hooker at Cabrini Green in Chicago.
I'M SURE U THINK IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN SOMEONE WHITE!! KIMORA 2 GHETTO! EVEN THOUGH SHE HAS MORE MONEY THAN THE PEOPLE WHO DO THE FUCKIN MILK ADS!!
Anonymous | 10.18.06 - 3:09 pm | #
--------------------------------------------------
------------------------------
I see you couldn't think of anything else to argue with so you're using the race card, how typical. Just because the bitch has money doesn't make her above ANYONE regardless of color. Bitch, you're probably ghetto yourself, on welfare, and waiting for a sugar daddy/mommy yourself because you're too fucken lazy.
I see moose-knuckle in those shorts.
CANT STAND THIS SNOT RAG BITCH
she's a beautiful giraffe. it's her attitude which is ugly. oh well.
Why do those milk ads always look like money shots? If makes me avoid milk.
wow, she's 30 pounds lighter and the rings around her neck disappeared...I'm step up my milk regiment.
Hate that ghetto ho.
Who airbrushed her frankfurter neck out?
yup keep drinkin the milk chuck full of hormones bitch! kimora will always be a man
Man whatever, ya'll probably sitting at home picking on this because milk can help you shit out all that fat in your abdomens. Hell, I wish i was Kimora; she's so pretty and strong. She has to fight off all of ya'll haters who work a Burger King for the rest of your lives thinking "this is all I'm worth". Step up on your own game and live your life to the fullest before you critisize someone else for doing better than you. Baby Phat maybe ghetto shit to you but it sells and well; people buy it. If you're so upset about that then why don't you make your own clothing line to challenge hers.
Then again; I know ya can't because you ain't got no talent. Lazy motherfuckers.
You can hardly see her dick in that shot. Give Himora Hee Himmons credit for learning to tuck like a pro.
Francine | 10.18.06 - 12:06 pm | #
HAHAAAAA sheesh
Commenting by HaloScan
