MK, you fucking KILL ME!
Rachel needs a heavy helping of Botox and mashed potatos!
She is sooooo ugly - how did her skin get like that ? !!!!!
I left a pool of pee on my chair after reading the part about the rabbits.
Looks like Zoe has finally sprung for some veneers. Now how about a tidy forehead lift, some lovely undereye/translabial fold filler and a nice round of Botox!?
FUb n Fugllier(insert vomit)
I wanna lick her shiny shiny forehead
Phew... I could not comment for 45 minutes! Unacceptable- I have too much tosay!
That Zoe woman is one wrinkly bitch - how old is she?
By the rings around her forehead I'd say 65 but I know that can't be...
and run my tongue over her clavicles
Why does it look like something (or someone) peed on her shoulder and it ran down the front of her dress?
If I came upon this Zoe cunt I'd surely have her blood on my hands.
is jimmy hoffa buried in that bitches face wrinkles?
Smoking and too much sunbathing will wrinkle your ass like a raisin if you do too much of it.
I can't believe she's a stylist with that mug. I am all for aging gracefully, but isn't she in her 30's? Too much sun exposure & cigs or something.
Looks like to me that she's hit that forehead with botox and even botox can't cure the deep ridges caused by cocaine and starvation and sunworshipping
mishma, i assume you want to lick and run your tongue over said body parts of zoe not richie, hmmmn?
One word: powder.
if rachel claims to be anything under the age of 60, she's lying...no offense to 60 year olds out there...
Camel Lights, sun, and meth make for an ugly Rachel Zoe. She should be dead by now.
I actually think Rachel Zoe is pretty. But what do I know, right?
Ok, so what if she has wrinkles all over her face? Isn't it part of getting old? How can someone compare a 20-year-old to a 40(50?)-year-old? That is just wrong. If everyone who is her age looked like her, the world would be a lot less frightening.
OH YES ZOE MAKE ME SO HOT I know her pussy smells like Chanel, menthol cigarettes and burnt glass pipe. Oh my God I need a moment alone, please excuse me
omg i needed that laugh .Thank you...on subject though isn't a stylist supposed to have ummm.style?
who is Rachel Zoe???
I just became even more gay.
http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com
I think she looks that gross, because, 1)she is anorexic--look at the tell-tale puffy cheeks 2) smokes, does drugs and uses alcohol to stay thin 3)tans. She is very leathery and corpselike. Nicole is 3 years away from being her mirror image if she continues whatever she is doin to stay slim.
So cute to see little Nicole with her great grand-mama.
Nicole is getting some nutrition from sucking on Rachel Zoe's face grease. EEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Just in time for Halloween-Rachel Zoe! She's supposedly 34. HA!
MK, you're right! Standing next to Zoe, Nicole looks positively radiant!
Mishma-you're scaring me!
Hey Leatherface, where's your chainsaw?
34? Surely you jest!!!
Ok, I plead ignorance here. Who is Rachel Zoe and how old is she?
Seriously, what the f*ck is going on with Rachel's Face????
34? Surely you jest!!!
It's true, I googled her! And don't call me Shirley!
why can't they dry up and blow away?
Ok if she's against Botox then she at least needs to cut herself some Bangs. Those wrinkles scare the bejeezus out of me.
I don't believe she is 34 for one second. maybe 43!!
So is 34 the new 60?
34 my ass. Maybe born in '34.
If that old hag is claiming she's in her 30's, that's a bold face lie. That wrinklely hag recently had the nerve to claim she was in her 20's, she should know better- knowing we can just look her ass up.... easy bith was born in 1962 which makes her old ass around 44 !
that makes more sense now.
She's 44, not 34!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rachel_Zoe
Still looks at least 10 years more than that, though...
GOOD AFTERNOON MIZRO!!....AND SALUTATIONS EVERYONE!!....
....When I saw the first photo I thought it was Alana Stewart.
She has crystal meth face...
34? I thought she was 25. Me so in love with Zoe!
Why does it look like something (or someone) peed on her shoulder and it ran down the front of her dress?
WonkyEye
I didn't notice that. That's totally gross, you're right.
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I actually think Rachel Zoe is pretty. But what do I know, right?
Ok, so what if she has wrinkles all over her face? Isn't it part of getting old? How can someone compare a 20-year-old to a 40(50?)-year-old? That is just wrong. If everyone who is her age looked like her, the world would be a lot less frightening.
Marta
uhm. that would be true if she were old. She's in her 30s
Excuse me! 44 is not old, mofo: you'll get there soon enough.
Oh, and she be a seriously AWFUL-looking 44...
Drug dealer to the stars.
Stylist? Not so much!
i swear something is wrong with her face. it looks like she's wearing a mask - check out the difference of texture of her skin around her eyes compared to the rest of her face...WOW... how old is this woman??
Rachel Zoe is in her late forties. I know this for a fact.
God, she's a joke. A very scary joke.
Both of these women scare the crap out of me. How is it that they both can go from looking normal to looking like geriatric women in spandex and giant glasses who play the slots in Atlantic City in less than 5 years????
Bienvenido justagoof!! Have a great day, my love!
As for Zoe's face, it's the forehead that totally amazes me: it's like the rings around a tree-trunk that tell the age of the tree.
These are grooves not wrinkles.
NO ONE looks that haggard at 44 either!!
Do these bitches do anything in life besides drink Starbucks and go to the openings of this club or that Big Lots???? I'm sick of these useless hos!!!
Wake up, the Wicked Witch is dead. She's gone where the goblins go,
Below - below - below. Yo-ho, let's open up and sing and ring the bells out.
Ding Dong' the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low.
Let them know
The Wicked Witch is dead!
i like rachel zoe. she's a cute cougar...i don't care if she's wrinkly...better than smooth and frozen.
I wanna boil Rachel down and put her on my saltines. She be like Boursin with anchovies, egg yolks and beef jerky. OMG I so hunger for Rachel!!!
There's nothing wrong with wrinkles if you have them when your're 50+ not 30 something!
Weeeee! Matching clavicles!!
Holyhell, Nicole *does* glow next to Zoe! That's amazing. I need to find me a Zoe...
Agreed on the botox. I normally wouldn't condone that shit, but she looks really old at such a young age. Ouch.
the wrinkles and the tan together are bad, if your not going to botox (and good for you) don't tan it seems to add depth
However she looks, she's still a fur wearing twat that needs her throat sliced.
Honestly, what must her husband think? $50 says he's cheating on her.
I'm 34 and I smoke and I don't look even remotely that bad. Not even close. I don't think. But I also don't spend 20 hours a week in the sun and do drugs.
So maybe that's it.
Nicole is wearing those shoes again...The shoes she wore when she fell down the steps, remember?
It turns my stomach to look at Rachel Zoe.
Wait, I have a serious question. Why does anorexia give you puffy cheeks?
I am fascinated by this woman. How did she get where she is today? Why do people listen to her? She's married! How did she get a man to marry her? I just don't get it...
I kind of believe she's in her mid-thirties, only because that's a kind of aging that you get from drugs. If she were older she would have had surgery on those wrinkles but she probably just thinks, 10 more pounds to go, then I'll quit the meth, get some sleep and my Skeletor face will be fixed. God she looks like shit! Hollywood is the weirdest place on earth if looking like a crumpled paper bag is considered preferable to
to having enough flesh to cover your ribs.
your too fucking much i swear...HILARIOUS
OH, MY! What happened to her?
RACHEL IS MARRIED? NOOOOOO. Oh well, he can't "watch" tho, Rachel is all mine when I take her to Olive Garden and make sweet love to her in my Dodge Caravan
I didn't say that
Actually, they look like sisters. The sun, weed and cigarettes have taken their toll on Rachel Zoe's face. Lack of food has taken its toll on Nicole.
Wow--you could fry eggs on that greasy head of hers. She's a good match for Brandon Davis.
Nicole is looking good. Still needs to eat a sandwich, but MUCH better than Zoe.
A thank-you kiss for the nice eightball!
Nicole richie looks radiant, to be honest and that smile is killer. I think she's gorgeous and i just can't hate on her.
she's cool, unlike that rat paris hilton.
(another gossip blog, cute too. im lovin this biches fascination with hunks lol http://screenwritersdaily.com/myblog.htm )
Please.
I've SEEN Nicole without make-up: blew my mind how ugly she has become.
I have a suggestion for Zoe since sha has the mney for it: Stri-Vectin D.
*she has the money for it*
My fingers can't keep up with my mind.
Wow, I'm 53 and I look waayy better.
Wait, I have a serious question. Why does anorexia give you puffy cheeks?
Hekki | 10.18.06 - 1:15 pm | #
You don't. I think it's bulimia that causes the puffy cheeks. Anywho's Nicole Richie photographs EXTREMELY well. In person, with or without makeup, girl is FUUUUUUUUUUUGLY!
Wow, I'm 53 and I look waayy better.
Cindee | 10.18.06 - 2:55 pm | #
Hey Cindee...I thought I was the oldest bat around here 
skinny fat I thought you were in your 20's!!!!
Isnt the internet the best????
hey you!!!
Call an ambulance..these girls are starving to death...maybe Madonna should "save" them too!
I just saw Brian Grazer and Jason Swartzman on my walk home from lunch. Sunday I saw John Stewart rolling around in the playground with his toddler..so sweet
nicole looks really good, maybe she just looks normal because rachel zoe looks seriously haggard and fug and maybe like 50 years old!!!! seriously she takes over from BEP's fergie as fugliest!!!!
there called oil blothcing pads bitch! get some
*blotching..sorry guys. slow day
Nicole looks so cute here! i just think she's adorable
This is from Sept. 24, 2006 The Sunday Times
Being pale simply doesn’t cut it with the former fashion journalist. Neither do baggy jeans, trainers, small sunglasses or, God forbid, body fat. Zoe, 34 (unkind fashion types insist she looks 10 years older) is a stylist and for the past 18 months the look she has devised for her long list of celebrity clients — pin thin, orange tan, tousled mane; think Brigitte Bardot on crack — has come to define modern beauty.
This is from July 26, 2005 Los Angeles Times
In fact, it's not uncommon for Zoe, 33, to dress "her girls" as she calls them, out of her own overstuffed closet, full of free clothes given to her by designers in hopes that she or one of her clients will be photographed in them.
This is from April 22, 2006 BeautyAddict.com
Rachel is a mere 33 years old, but has the facial creases and leathery looking skin of someone much older. GET THEE TO A DERMATOLOGIST, WOMAN!
I saw the Wikipedia that said she was born in 62. SOMEBODY is lying!
Yup, nothing will make you look healthier than standing next to a creepy, wrinkly methhead who thinks she looks sexy.
Damn, Zoe makes an excellent accessory!
Wow, we are in troubled times, troubled times I tell you when Rachel Zoe's looks have come to define modern beauty. What a crock of shit. I've seen people in baggy jeans, small sunglasses and trainers (sometimes all at once) that a trillions times more modernly beautiful than zoe and her retard clients
She should set up shop in an eating disorder unit..she can "style" all the patients so they can look fabulous on visiting day!!!
Wow my mom is the same age as her...44 and she looks 10x better than Zoe AND she doesn't have wrinkles yet.
The only reason these anorexic looking 20 year old bitches [who THINK they have talent] like Nicole, Lindsay, and Mischa keep this whore around is for the drugs. You know thats all she does for them, Zoe's a drug dealer for the stars. Stylist my ass! That's their excuse for always being seen with her!
Why do you think all the stars she "styles" are all underweight and delusional? Because she's their drug dealer!
"Why do you think all the stars she "styles" are all underweight and delusional? Because she's their drug dealer!"
^^^ Someone should seriously check into this! Fuckers.
yet another useless topic dlisted has posted. why dont u guys post something that matters? also another stab at thin people...dont u all get tired of making fun of thin people? pathetic
BOTOX and fast.
Someone in the music business who knows McCartney quoted him as saying" I feel as though I have been shat on from 30,000 feet!" That's about right.
oops wrong comment box...
i think nicole is back on drugs!
yet another useless topic dlisted has posted. why dont u guys post something that matters? also another stab at thin people...dont u all get tired of making fun of thin people? pathetic
Kim | 10.18.06 - 6:24 pm | #
Um...that would be a resounding and collective NO!!!
D U H!!!
pretty sad fucking commentary when it's Nicole who looks like the healthy one. christ jesus.
Seriously, when is someone going to tell this woman that her face is more leather-like than a Marc Jacobs bag? Get that shit stretched, pronto!
Hasn't Rachel Zoe heard of Botox? Somebody put a needle in that bitches forehead already.
It is sorta weird that she doesnt have botox ....hmmmm
That chest and rib cage is just disgusting though..
can't dress!!!
and why is that woman's face so greasy looking?
ick!
She must be the most delusional person on the planet.
yet another useless topic dlisted has posted. why dont u guys post something that matters? also another stab at thin people...dont u all get tired of making fun of thin people? pathetic
Kim | 10.18.06 - 6:24 pm | #
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No. But I'll let you know when I do. BTW- why are you here doing here? Criticizing us is just as "pathetic," no?
i wanna have sex with rachel zoe....does that make me sick? please help
Damn, her forehead is like "when botox fights back."
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