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Gonna give him the "stinky shake"
gross!!!
His dingleberries itch! 
lol it's called a "stink palm"!
He must like what's in his pants as much as I do. 
butt swamp.
It appeared his life was picture perfect, but now Keith Urban says he's been battling substance abuse and has entered a treatment rehabilitation center.
According to a statement issued by Urban's publicist, the country singer checked himself in last night with Nicole Kidman, his wife of two months, by his side.
Urban says "I deeply regret the hurt this has caused Nicole and the ones that love and support me." He adds, "One can never let ones guard down on recovery and I'm afraid that I have."
Urban's statement ends with this message: "With the strength and unwavering support I am blessed to have from my wife, family and friends, I am determined and resolved to a positive outcome."
All immediate appearances by Urban have been postponed.
Klingon patrol
I think he just had a wet fart and had to check his pants to make sure he didn't shit in his pants.
jude makes me sick! i do not find him attractive at all.
Where is the last photo MK?
The one with him sniffing his fingers?
He's reaching in for Lucy Clarkson's panties. (See pic below)
Maybe they forgot to get the hamster out!
i think he's searching for his dignity....
Pervs!! He's just tucking in his shirt, you can tell from the fourth pic.
But I wouldn't mind getting my hands in his pants!!
Jude has a vagina.
Reaching for the dirtstars.
(Beat you to it Gary Coleman) 
Urban and Kidman are as phony as TomKat.
Mother Bates - once an alcoholic, always an alcoholic
does he have any other clothes?
He wants to snack on some dingleberries.
wedge...do they call it that in the UK?
What a fucking dipshit he is.
His career is toast.
DUDE....Two words....SHARP CHEDDAR....
Kidman's a frigid basket of brittle bones and Urban thinks he can become a movie star. BLAH!!!!
Sassy (STL Cards, bitches) | Homepage | 10.20.06 - 4:28 pm | #
^ Wet fart = Shart
Scout | 10.20.06 - 4:38 pm | #
I noticed that too, he's always wearing the same shit.
justagoof | 10.20.06 - 4:40 pm | #
DAMN YOU! maniacally LMAO
Maybe his dignity is down there.
He looks like he's kissing that dude in the last pic.
He's a pukeface.
^ Wet fart = Shart
Black Velveteen | 10.20.06 - 4:42 pm | #
I bet his ass smells worse than Goat Cheese.
I want to beat him with a grilled cheese sandwich.
Either pulling his thong out of his crack or..
they were out of both toilet paper and clean undies at home.
The other guy in the pic looks like him.
He's reaching deep into his taint where Sienna's been hiding since the 'Shittsburgh Incident.'
they were out of both toilet paper and clean undies at home.
I won't grow up! | 10.20.06 - 4:53 pm | #
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ewwww
who invited the cheetos back?
Underwear up the ass is so uncomfortable.
what she said.. ^
He's looking for his career. Most of it is down the toilet though, or Chris Rock stole it.
Oh, and can you say "stumpy"? (pic 1)
The photo on top left is obviously not the first one taken, but the last one. In the other two, he is tugging his jeans up to show off his, er... best side. In the top left photo, his best asset is displayed better for his friend.
He probably likes to smell his fingers.
Digging for dingleberries.
This makes me want to hit the fart button at the top of the page!!
It's the oh so clever "Tucking in your shirt while you're really scratching your ass" ploy.
I think I hate this guy more than I hate Sienna Miller. But I'm not sure.
checking his butt plug
He's just scratching his butt. I do that all the time.
Maybe Jude is checking if he put on his "Ooops I crapped my pants" diaper.
Damn it! This would have made a good caption this contest...
He's tucking his shirt in, obviously. I know, I was there.
this one, sienna miller, kate and pete all need to go away...I'm sick of the, already.
right about now, lokking at judes ass, im ready to get into a sex sandwich with christian bales and hugh jackman.
looking.
HIs saggy balls wandered back there.
Why does he always look like crap? Wash your hair and put on a pair of trousers and a shirt..Pig Pen
i'd scratch his ass and anything else he wanted me to.
That one stupid piece of hair you get in the back of your shirt or pants that drives you CRAZY until you find it??
YUMMY YUMMY YUMMY
He must be trying to fish out that lojack device Fug Miller shoved up his ass
Hm, someone didn't wipe properly. 
He's sex on legs.
More importantly, who is the hottie he's talking to?
He's rubbing his sore asshole since I fucked him with a strap on last night.
sienna miller...you hussy!
still searching for the talented mr. ripley...oh wait maybe he found him.
c'mon everybody, he's just diggin in for some nuts .. or spinach .. i don't know.
Jude is so skanky but I'd hit it.
He thinks he's in indie rocker dude, but really he needs to take a two hour shower.
More importantly, who is the hottie he's talking to?
Amanda | Homepage | 10.20.06 - 6:37 pm | #
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Good point Amanda...looks like he may have been prepping for a quickie with that hottie...looks like a pick up to me
That jacket looks pretty young Jude! Go up a size or two partner.
He looks like he needs a good wash!
he forgot his dildo again.
Confucious say, "man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with stinky finger."
This should be a caption picture candidate!First, he looks like a blonde night rider, then he looks like he is digging for his thong, and then in the last pic,he looks like he is making out with this guy and grabbing his ass for a cheap thrill and ex stimulation. woff!?!
probably because that outfit looks unbearably uncomfortable.
Confucious say, "man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with stinky finger."
C U Next Tuesday | 10.20.06 - 7:47 pm | #
LMAO! Good one!
He's fixing his wedge.
now his hand will smell like inside out ass.....ick
I guess he misplaced Little Jude.
Can't have that! He might run into a blonde anorexic.
Isn't he one of those "leprechauns" Michael Jackson wants to meet?
He can't find his little neck kerchief
I'll be the first one to offer to give him that shower. Scrub-a-dub-dub, baby! He may be scruffy, but I'd hit it over and over and over. He's hot shit.
Come on, every guy's done this, and in public, too.
He's reaching for his Members only club card cause that's obviously a too tight Members Only jacket.
He's probably got a spare nanny stuffed up in there.
I dunno but it looks like he has a moist asscrack.
I don't get the allure of this little pip squeak.
Tucking in his tshirt, obvs.
That outfit is hot though!
my car keys
He was readjusting his Sanitary Napkin Belt !!!
maybe he's tryin out victoria secret's new microfiber tanga thong from the x-mas issue????? stop buying xxxsmal- ur a medium
He made in his pants and now he is fishin it out.
he's trying to pull his head out of there
He's changing the tune on his new B-Pod.
He's obviously tucking in his shirt, but I'll take any excuse to stare and contemplate his ass I can get!
Making sure his Mangina is proper
His ass. Sadly he can't find one.
It's obvious. In the second photo he's on his phone. But in the rest of them...where's the phone? I rest my case. (you just KNOW it's set to "vibrate" too.)
hmmm..
dude is striking a flirtatious pose in those last pics.
Okay...I'll admit the third pic. is making me tingle a little "down there".
He's searching for his dignity...
Tapeworms.
I'd finger my butt if I was looking at some fine piece of meat too.
Lainey Gossip repeatedly mentioned that JL's personal assistant was HOTTER than him! Could this be the PA?
I don't think he's scratching his butt, more like tucking his shirt inside his pants. But who knows, it's Jude Law the on-off boyfriend of Sienna Miller.
i think he's just tucking in his shirt and people shouldn't get so critical and judgemental about it! for heaven's sake, it's absolutely ridiculous how people are so quick to misjudge celebs! leave them alone
cleaning out his ass for some fuking
Still picking scraps of Sienna's wig out of his ass.
two words: members only
The hamster was trying to get out!!
He's taking a piece of shit out for that guy!
Perez Hilton at his best. What a piece of work! You have to see them all!
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his potatos are baking , so he had to release some stream
God people, he's tucking in his shirt. I do that all the time.
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He's picking out his dingleberries and the crabs Sluttyienna gave him.
British Chocolate Shake. Ewwww, how scummy.
He's checking for his 22-caliber pistol.
He has a sixth-sense for danger, and something looks hinky.
Maybe it's that dude trying to hand him an unsolicited screenplay...
Give him a break guys!
Celebrities don't have any freedom....they just gotta watch their every move in case somebody is snapping pics...
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That babysitter of his can't cook and gave hime montezumas revenge.
jude law looks kinda funny. but i like him as an actor..
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Schwartzenegger insists the victims of the 2007 Southern California firestorm residing at Jack Murphy Stadium are happy.
First he calls Tonight Show host Jay Leno an "idiot". Then he drops this bomb.
If it were Gray Davis the gods would have their media attack him mercilessly for these mistakes. Together they may be enough to cost any other politician his career. But not Arnold Schwartzenegger.
They say he says makes suspect comments all the time, and they are all buried. And it is because they have BIG plans for him::::He is a tool who will be used to accomplish historical evil for the gods.
Just as we haven't seen any more of that "Everybody is happy." idiocy from the Preditor so do we no longer hear anything of the possibility a firefighter started one if not more of these SoCal fires, buried forever.
Weight training, promotion of pharmeceuticals, desensitizing "guy flicks" all prove the name "Preditor" is warranted.
They say there is a sense of "unease" at the State Capital, like he doesn't belong there. It is because he doesn't. He is not American. Sadly this is an issue that is too readily discounted:::
He is not from the United States. His loyalties lie with a country that was the enemy of the United States a mere 65 years ago.
Just as we witnessed with Clinton in 1992 expect blacks to register and vote en masse for Schwartzenegger as well, a clue and a red flag.
this is funny..
his butt must be itch or something..
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LOL...I think there's still shit inside his pants..that started to get itchy..
hahahahaha funny post
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