Well this is an outrage but I shall redouble my efforts and tackle the riddles with renewed vigor;

1) sugar cube

2) a bird in the hand is worth two birds in a bush

3) fur

put that in Todd's pipe...
cudgel | 05.16.08 - 8:29 am | #

hmmmm...

1) Paper airplane

2) A bird fart

3) Paint!
mecheng | 05.16.08 - 10:13 am | #

Hm, these are gay, but, as my wife already suspects me, due to Lisa's posts, here goes:

1: paper airplane

2:bird brain

3: paint
dmorris | 05.16.08 - 11:01 am | #

1. A Sponge (please make it SpongeBob)
2. A Shadow
3. Paint
dailybayonet | Homepage | 05.16.08 - 11:21 am | #

1) a wave.. or a glider made of potassium. I guess I'll go with the wave.

2) The shadow of the bird is the only thing that never leaves the ground in any mode of flight. I am pretty sure the farts get airborne since methane is lighter than air.

3) Coat of paint. If you are into the S&M stuff like Fenris, then it's latex body paint.
Chris Taylor | Homepage | 05.16.08 - 11:24 am | #

1- A Tissue
2- Bird shadow
3- Paint
Larry | 05.16.08 - 1:26 pm | #

Firstly stop looking up my arse!!
Secondly, get the hell out of my pipe, Cudgel! Thirdly, nyah nyah nyah nyah, I'm winning. Imagine that said in the most irritating pre-pubescent schoolgirl voice and it should have the desired effect. Now come bask in the warm glow of my intellect.

1. Paper Plane

2. Shadow

3. Paint
Todd | Homepage | 05.16.08 - 5:52 pm | #

If I had not seen the answers from the other contestants, I would not have a clue.

1) Recycled Paper Plane

2) Shadow

3) Paint
Fenris Badwulf | Homepage | 05.18.08 - 12:38 pm | #

1. My heart
2. It's freedom.
3. Latex bawdy paint
Reg | Homepage | 05.18.08 - 6:41 pm | #

1. wave
2. shadow
3. paint
Mr Fnortner | 05.21.08 - 11:43 am | #