How about the Skunk Bandit? Or Miss Piggy and the Clearasil Bandit.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/
wp...7082501209.html
The "Fat Bandit" reminds me of a friend who, being the good wing-man that he was, didn't mind taking one for the team when we were chasing girls at the bar. With enough beers, the fat bandit strikes again.
Forget the Fat Bandit---I want to know how the Mayor found my senior class picture there.
Get him! He's.....slowly....waddling.....away!
Perhaps he is on the bank robbing diet. Nothing gives you incentive to run like getting arrested and finding out those bitch titties will be a hot commodity in the joint. It's better than a twinkie on a stick.
Commenting by HaloScan
