Let's see now, they were married for FOUR years, not 14, not 40, just ...four.......years.
If they had sex 100 times a year, that's 400 ruttings.
Heather's award was 50 million, so that's roughly 125,000 bucks per boff, higher even than the young lady who screwed the governor of NY right out of office, and SHE was a lot younger, and better looking.
How much is a one legged whore really worth? Unless the client's quite kinky, Heather'd have a rough time getting $100 an hour, so she did very well.
Y'know, there is a real need for a secret society, in our society, to dispose of extremely annoying people, and Peg-leg Heather is really annoying,"I can't possibly support my child on 35000 pounds a year".
Somewhere, Eliot Spitzer is laughing at Paul McCartney for thinking sex is cheap.
Whats that Heather? Your brain hurts? Don't worry, thats just the gaping vaccuum caused by the absence of your self respect.
Peg legged whore. Fantastic.
She doesn't have a leg to stand on.
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