Mayor, your humble apology speaks of a nobility beyond your tender years. Canada has found its next Governor-general when the current incumbent retires!
Excuse me, I'm all choked up, gotta go have a good cry! 
"...across the mighty ocean, from Canada to the US of A..."
mighty ocean? Is that some sort of odd hyperbole or is my globe out of date?
Crap, Mayor ...
this could be some Human Rights Commission sting operation. Who knows who is now offended by your apology? Ghack.
Whoever taught "BMind" to write should be shot in the kneecaps.
I agree with Fenris, The Mayor has become a liability. Something must be done...
Turncoats!!!
WWMD (What Would Merv Do?)
Is there a Bob Rae in Mitchieville?
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