Two crusts of bread, with spots of blue and green mold
Hard heel of cheese
Three cigarette butts, taken from the ground
Can of diet Doctor Pepper
Tin of cat food
can opener
If you include the can opener,Fenris, which is only fair, that's six items, not five, and you should be disqualified, under the harsh rules here.
Apple
Gatorade
Knockwurst on rye
Granola bar
Chocolate chip cookies
HA HA, you have to work today!
I got nothing.
I applaud you for the Rice Krispie treat. I also had a Rice Krispie treat last week. I also note that you eschew anything in the bag lunches that might require reheating in a microwave, such as dinner leftovers or cup o' soup.
So with that in mind, I am going to stick with the sandwich routine but go with a themed approach:
1) Veal schnitzel on kaiser (w/eggplant, roasted peppers & parmigiana sauce)
2) 1 can of Brio chinotto. Actually, scratch that, you seem like an Aranciata kind of guy.
3) 3-bean salad
4) can or cup of fruit salad
5) 2 amaretti cookies
Chicken sandwich
Bottle of water
bag of peanuts
can of tuna
can of coke.
And Larry, I am watching you boyo. That 300 carbon credits will be mine. Mwwwaahhhhhaaaahhhaaahhhaa.
1. Prune Mush Power Bar, low fat
2. Fenris Badwulf's Homestyle Low Fat Yogurt, Prune Mush Flavour
3. Celery stick with cheese whiz
4. 1 peeled orange
5. A 500ml of bottled water (domestic)
Bologna on white
Pringles snack pack
Banana
Coke
carrot sticks
I trust you didn't finish it up with a hot toddy.
Tuna salad on wheat
Pear (Argentina)
Puddin'cup
Lay's chips
Soda
1) Subway footlong cold cut on Italian
2) Ms. Vicki Salt and Vinegar chips
3) Hires rootbeer
4) Safeway chocolate chip cookies - 4
5) One stick juicy-fruit gum
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