so that's why we are having sink holes..she's draining the aquafer.
nancy | 05.27.08 - 5:53 am | #

In Celine's defence, she does have an awfully long face to wash every day.
The Mayor | Homepage | 05.27.08 - 8:38 am | #

Al is crying, huh ... well he can kiss my ass.

Frost warning in Michigan tonight. WHERE's MY DAMN GLOBAL WARMING?
Carin | Homepage | 05.27.08 - 10:38 am | #

That young fella pictured with Celine must be uncommonly wise and kind to endure her caterwauling up close and personal. And what he lacks in vigour, he undoubtedly makes up for in technique!

(With the maid, not Celine.)
dmorris | 05.27.08 - 1:44 pm | #

The old coot is likely deaf, dmorris, and viagra is (apparently) a wonderful thing.
Reg | Homepage | 05.27.08 - 1:50 pm | #

Geez, how much soap does one use with 6.4m gallons?
cudgel | 05.27.08 - 7:18 pm | #

36,578 man sized bars of Ivory, cudgel.
dmorris | 05.27.08 - 10:01 pm | #

I thought he left her for another woman?

Oh, wait... that was Shania and Mutt.

What a dummy Mutt is... Shania aint a bad catch.

Whatever, politics.
Ice | Homepage | 05.28.08 - 9:26 am | #