"his girlfriend?" Girlfriend. His. Girlfriend. My brain pretty much just fried at the end of that sentence; I'm not really sure what the rest of the post said.
Girlfriend. As in, has a boyfriend. A "boyfriend" that daily brought her food. As she sat. On the toilet.
I'm thinking the whole visual of spongebaths is something we really don't need to explore. Or maybe she just didn't bathe for two years, either.
I read somewhere that the boyfriend said "you just get used to it after a while". LOL!!!
What are the chances that the guy who ends up prying a woman off a toilet after being attached to it for two years turns out to have the name of Mr. Whipple? I'd say about a trillion to one.
Holy shit!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0...h?
v=0Bl9uwFiXFY
Um, at the cost of seeming twisted, just exactly HOW did they, uh, do it, if she was stuck on the toilet? Did he administer enemas, exotic enemas?
This is too bizarre, even for Mitchieville.
I wonder what sex on a toilet is like.
DMorris, I dare say she wasn't attached via a petrified stalamite of feces welded to the bowl so much as her own flesh broke down and the blod caused it to dry and stick. This is why you don't tell nurses these kind of stories. I should be a contributor for the stories I could tell!
But just the play the devils advocate, perhaps she had a rare congenital defect wherein her digestive tract was in fact completely reversed necessiating input of sustenance via the rectum, and output via the mouth. It still begs the question, why was she drinking out of the toilet?
Oh dear, now I have read your post more carefully. This is what I get for speed reading.
I want to hear those stories, K Morris. I least I think i want to hear those stories.
Anything with the words "petrified stalamite of feces" has to be a real doozie.
Good thing Mr Whipple arrived at the scene to show her Wuss boyfriend that all that was needed was a bucket of Fava Beans to blow her off the shitter.
lol @ THIII
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