Damn you to a traffic jam after a breakfast of bran muffins and coffee with no hope of a bathroom!

Damn you to a blistering wasteland of gay poodles constantly rubbing themselves against your legs! While lecherous old men watch!
Tom | Homepage | 04.27.05 - 2:57 am | #

I tagged Harvey, so this meme can at least see a master's touch.
Tom | Homepage | 04.27.05 - 3:14 am | #

the traffic jam and bran was kinda masterful...good mental visuals, etc.
moehawk | Homepage | 04.27.05 - 3:27 am | #

I will get ye for tagging me with poetry. I guess it could have been worse, could have been haiku
William Teach | Homepage | 04.27.05 - 4:47 am | #

That was a good 'un!
Elisson | Homepage | 04.27.05 - 9:04 am | #

Hey moehawk, the last line could have been, "A large sample of stool." It's still gross.
The Mean Sister (who is 5'6") | 04.27.05 - 6:54 pm | #

You're pure dagnasty evil,moehawk.It's just a fact!

So,I am to use the "terlit punch bowl" thing for my sonnet?
Moe | Homepage | 04.28.05 - 3:51 am | #

if you want.
first and third must read "Turd in a puunchbowl"
second and fourth don't have to be about poo, but they must rhyme.

welcome to being a newbie blogger.

the memes never stop....
moehawk | Homepage | 04.28.05 - 4:24 am | #

pardon the extra "u".
moehawk | Homepage | 04.28.05 - 4:25 am | #

I've done posted it.
Moe | Homepage | 04.28.05 - 4:32 am | #

and i read it... i welcome you to my blogroll, and will continue to recommend you to others that think the same way that we do.
moehawk | Homepage | 04.28.05 - 4:36 am | #

oh yeah... i blogrolled you days ago... but don't tell Moe...
moehawk | Homepage | 04.28.05 - 4:39 am | #