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I described the technique a few years back in my column:
Week of May 25 - June 1, 2003
The Hummingbird Technique
Take your seats, boys and girls. Professor Nova is here with the lesson of the day. Quiet down! Hush! Hush! You, the young lady in the corner, quit talking! I might have to spank you
… with my ruler! Or maybe something other than my ruler…
I digress. Now I know you all have been very patient with me, ever since I dropped that little bit about the Ultimate Pleasure Device in my The History of Mr. Nova column (see the Archives for more details). I know you all have taken a lot of abuse because of my alcohol fueled rants. Well, tough shit! You gotta learn things the hard way.
I know you have been asking the questions: "What is the Ultimate Pleasure Device, our beloved Novanator?" "Can I build one of my own?" "How did you get your hands to do what the machine is so proficient at?" First of all, there were only five Ultimate Pleasure Devices ever made. My father found one and gave it to me. It was then stolen from me by some corrupt cops ("Corrupt cops"
—that's repetitive, isn't it?) and I have not been able to recover it. Second, unless you are a sick, perverted technological genius with the artistic talent of H.R. Geiger, the craftsmanship of Bob Villa, and the money of Bill Gates, you will never be able to build one. And as to how I got my hands to do what it does...
Class, you know what a hummingbird is? This creature flaps its wings at a rate of 50 times a second. They have a long bill that seeks out the calyx of flowers. They take the nectar at a rate of 13 licks a second. When you see them feeding it seems as though the bird is stationed in midair. Then they leave the flower as though it appears untouched.
Apply this understanding to the topic of fondling the female genitalia.
Before I continue, I must warn the ladies of the class: Don't start to get a reaction that leads to wetness in your panties. I know this is a sexy (and sticky) subject, but you have to control yourselves. And gentlemen, quit your snickers! This information is vital to your very sexual existence. Do you really want to go through life thinking that doggy-style is the ultimate in sexual taboo? There is so much more we haven't even discussed yet. This technique opens the door to other topics that will further your exploration of women and what they mean to us. Plus it will show you how to give a girl so much pleasure she will never forget you—and it'll ruin her for all others.
Now back to the subject, class. Ladies, when you masturbate, (and I know you do, Professor Nova has cameras in place in all of your dorm rooms) I have noticed you sometimes insert your middle finger into the pussy. From there you place your thumb on the clitoris and begin vibrating. Now through careful research I have discovered the secret to how you achieve orgasm: It is all in the wrist.
Gentlemen, can you picture in your heads what I am saying? Do you understand what this mean? You must use their technique against them! Your hand is just as good as theirs! In fact, your wrists are stronger
—thanks to constant masturbation. And since the woman is feeling the sensation of someone else touching her private goodies, it should arouse the female even more.
Remember the lessons of the hummingbird! Does the bird show fear? Hesitation? I think not! Your hand must become like thehummingbird. You must use your middle finger as our little friend uses his beak. Insert and vibrate, using your wrist to maintain a stationary lock. Place your thumb on the clitoris and vibrate that as well. Kissing and biting her nipples may add to her experience. I also like to throw in a few good lines, like "Take it you dirty girl! You need to cum for Daddy! Cum for me, you filthy whore!" I find that this enhances her sexual pleasure and brings the female to an earthshaking climax.
Well ladies, I am sure you are amazed I discovered your secret to pleasuring yourselves. It took years of research. Many subjects were left unfulfilled. Much crying ensued. Gentlemen, heed the lesson of our flying feathered friend. The hummingbird is an example to us all. Go now with this knowledge and pollinate the land.
And as for the location of my stolen Ultimate Pleasure Device...
I wrote an article back in 2003 which described the Technique: http://www.606studios.com/bendis...ead.php?
t=64059
http://www.606studios.com/bendis...ead.php?
t=64059
There is your answer.
mr. nova:
Thanks for the additional information. It's good to know that the hummingbird method wasn't just invented by the show's writer after all.
All about hummingbird position - in this short movie: http://tubedirects.net/index.php...ngbird-
position Highly recommended!
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