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Your "safe haven" has been compromised, Mon! Hahaha Yup, you need to scout around for a new location within that church. That was funny! LOL
Oh man, you got attacked by an SBD - Silent But Deadly. Usually the ones you can't hear are the worst. These guys need to take it to the bathroom is my contention. That's the only appropriate place to pass gas - especially when you are at church.
I had a sneak gas attack happen to me one time during a visit to my sister-in-law's house. Her husband is very proper and extremely disgusted by loud displays of bodily function. I was playing with my little girl, rolling around on the floor and she sat on my tummy. I didn't feel it coming nor could I stop it, but the loudest fart I'd let out in a long time slipped out and my husband was no where nearby to pass the blame. It was so gross and so embarrassing I couldn't help but laugh uncontrollably along with my sister-in-law and husband who were doubled over on the other side of the room. Oh well, at least I wasn't at church.
LOL! the silent killer the worst kind.
Wow, that was pretty bad. The silent ones are always the worst! At least you made it out alive!
that is such a hilarious story. (not so hilarious when you have to smell it). :D
At least, they went out of the church to be able to stealthily do their bomb dropping. Maintindihan mo din yun when you are older but not necessarily balder,I mean, when you have less control of the bodily functions.
My son nga, I have taught him to go somewhere discreet, where there are less people to smell what he has to pass :D
The Howler followed up by the SBD Silent But Deadly Fart is always a Lethal Combo!! Just when U think it's Safe to come up for Air - U get Nailed Broadside by a wet musty oozing Fart + yer left Gasping for Oxygen + Writhing in Terror!!
;PPP
panaderos:
Yup, you're right. I have already scouted for another place outside the church from where to hear mass (just in case it's full again). This time it's more open than the previous one with plenty of fresh air just in case another bomber hits.
sharon:
Ha ha ha. I've been in similar situations twice or thrice and, fortunately, I was with family when it happened too. God know how embarrassing it would have been otherwise.
mari:
I don't know why it is so. And one more thing, why can we stand its smell no matter how bad it is if it came from us?
maria:
Despite being a smoker many years ago, I can still hold my breath when it counted.
lina:
Actually the first time was tolerable, I even found it funny. But the second one was too much for me.
julie:
I remember my grandparents breaking wind all the time, unable to control it. Hope it doesn't happen to me some day. At least not in public, at sana walang amoy! LOL
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