i'm...i'm so proud...sniffle...i don't know what to say...on behalf of all my co-bloggers, especially cookie jill, mimus and dbk, i'd like to thank the monkeyfister nominating committee, and all the little fisters that voted for us...after losing out in the 2006 weblog awards, i had given up on meaningless accolades. until now. i will keep this imaginary cyber award on my imaginary cyber mantle right next to the imaginary cyber picture of me and jon stewart.
thank you all.
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a perrrrrfect acceptance speech, skippy!
just my way of saying thank you, for a wonderful year of news, and your support, from me to all of you.
here's to a wonderful new year!
(in your non-capitilist idiom!)
--mf
[pushing attaturk out of the way and grabbing the microphone]
I'd like to thank the Academy, my hair stylist, and most importantly, YOU, Time People of the Year.
It's an honor just to be vaccinated.
After discovering that 'Moraine' isn't just some French variation of 'Moron', I was truly thrilled to get Monkeyfisted.
Being included with these other mensches of bloglandia is a real honor.
See, ya'll!
TIME wasn't all that off...
You all are Winners!
Rock on!
I hope your Hit Counters spin just a little faster for you all, today..
Again... Thanks for doing such great work!
--mf
Athenae, Holden and Scout run down the aisle and bound to the stage...screeeching all the way.....WooHooo WooHooo
OK...compose... compose
Athenae you can go...no you go scout ...Me? I'm not talking... Holden? I don't know what to say...well someone has to talk damn it...How about if
cue orchestra music, go to commercial
(Thank You MF)
hey, mf, where can i get the code for a golden mf banner? i'll proudly display it on skippy!
Well, gosh, I'm just speechless here. I don't know what to say. {insert long rambling 10 minutes long discourse on how I don't know who to thank and thank everybody in the world anyway.}
[Cue the music]
But thank you very sincerely.
Yes! Code for a Golden Monkeyfist button!
You chose well, MF.
Go ahead and save and post that graphic all you want, kids!
Just some end o' the year silliness.
--mf
Thanks MF and congratulations to the other winners. Truly the A-list of the B-list bloggers.
I was so damn proud [snick-- sniffle] that I grabbed the logo and shrank it the size of our sidebar. I'd make the code snippet if I knew how.... Anyone? Is space on a host needed?
Hey, MF - e-mail me, will ya? I have an idea to run by you. ripley>zencabin.com
I'd like to thank all the really teeny, tiny, itsy, bitsy, K, L, M, and N-List bloggers that I ruthlessly sabotaged to reach my well-earned place on the J-List...
Thanks, MF. Happy War On Christmas, everyone!
What's in the gift bag?
Ahh crap, 3 video's in the last week and I was really striving for the 347th place award.. guess I'll work for it next year.
To be honest I am thankful just to be linked on your site.
Salutes!
-Steve M.
shystee put it quite well, mf...you chose the blogs that don't get either the recognition or the traffic they (we) deserve...but are always miles ahead of most others, including the a-listers, with attitude, analysis, interesting stories and takes on the stories. i'm truly proud to be among the "a list of b-list bloggers."
ps i stole the award logo and shoved it on my sidebar. if anyone else needs the code, i've got it on my photobucket host.
You do GREAT work, Steve!
I am deeply remiss in not including a Video Blogger Award this time round. (the cats, errr... the Committee was getting a bit restive at the time of nominations)
I love your work, buddy, and linking you in my sidebar is a pleasure and an honor-- I hope that others will have a look, and appreciate your hard work.
Consider yourself Duly Awarded, the Venerated "David F. Friedman" Award. For prodigious, yet, unrecognized genius.
Cheers, fella!
--mf
What's in the gift bag?
Oh.. that is a DEEELUX "Bag Of Holding," 'Turk.... No tellin' WHAT's in there!
Roll a randon D20:
1-3== TOYS!!!
4-7= NILBOGS!!! But, of course, you won't KNOW that they are NILBOGS, and you will attack them with your +3 Elven Vorpel Blade, and ALL HELL WILL BREAK LOOSE!!! 
8-18= That sock you lost a month ago.
19-20= The Dragon that lives in the back of your dryer that STOLE that sock, and has been hording it... Now very pissed.
Good luck!
--mf
That's a wonderful list. If I could steal a blog and make it my own, it would be Attaturk's. And if I could make every blogger read and learn how to write, I'd send them all to Corrente. Raising my glass to all.
Man, we steal and pillage material from all these blogs every day. Therefore, we're at least as good as all of them, right?
Hail to the winnaz! Keep up the good work, because without you guys, we'd have very few posts.
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