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welcome to ms bees knees honey hive |
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If only Richard Speck were still around.... |
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alexis!! : you know... mr speck was executed the day before his birthday. he was a sagittarius with a preference for killing nurses. and i am a gemini with a preference for killing lovers. go figure. |
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Sinister is as Sinister does...I like how you don't pin for a lover |
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i hope he is reading this from beyond the grave. |
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I KNEW IT! i'm not lending you anymore of my ice picks. why can't you just use ball gags, chain saws and machetes like the rest of us? and quit askin' me to kill those random girls for you... what's the point of taking their shoes, if you're not the same size?!. jeez louise.... you're such a f*cking drama queen with closeted shoe whore tendencies. |
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lorraine: me? pine? oh lord child! a lady never pines over a lost lover... she only gets even and then moves on!! silly girl... ;) elizabeth: so do i sweetheart, so... do... i...!! muahahaha!! mamazilla: UGH, you are SO right. it is nearly impossible to find a woman's size 11 these days. oh the ANGUISH of having skis for feet. oh the HORROR of it all!!! [was that drama queen enough for you???? well WAS IT!??] |
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How about a gorilla in bed? I'm certain he'd not be concerned about all the bodies in the back yard, just the live, sexual one on top of him. |
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ocean: i draw the line at bestiality... ok, who am i kidding. that's obviously a complete lie. HA! |
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brilliant, love this blog and your thumbnail |
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Hmmm, filmed in Frisco, about an axe murderer, humoroue and with ocular cavities. Coincidence? I think not. I'm pretty sure So I Married an Axe Murderer is based loosely on your life. In this cellblock Machine Gun Kelly had what we call in the prison system, a " bitch." One night, in a jealous rage, Kelly took a makeshift knife, or "shiv" and cut out the bitch's eyes. And as if this wasn't enough retribution for Kelly the next day he and four other inmates took turns pissinginto the bitch's ocular cavities. This way to the cafeteria. |
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mommy!!: i love you!! bugg: Haha!! is that from the movie?? OMG... i need to rent that agian. it was so good! |
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That right baby!! Dont settle for anyone until they start accepting you for the Saboteur we have all come to love. I have this rusty old like 1970's ice pick. Its a little bent at the tip and could be fun to use. It's in the mail ;o) |
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.ophelia.: i eagerly await your thoughtful gift. and just for that, i'll send you the heart of my *next* lover. ;) |
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I'm mailing a sonic slicer. It's garanteed to cut through bone but works just like a simple carving knife. Quite handy. Let me know how Ophelia's pick works. The fun part is the bend cause you have to jab and hook or it doesn't work. I am partial to the frontal lobe, myself. I kept a few men happy with my medical procedures, you know, the ol' frontal lobotomy. Right now, I'd rather have a bottle infrontome, hah! Bitch it's good to have you back...full tilt! WQhy didn't I get the memo? Fuck me! |
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I just spelled fucking guaranteed like the best of the back woods, huh? |
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::shivers with delight:: let's get pedicures before the new shoes...... followed by strolling for studs... |
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babsbitchin: A bottleinfrontome!! WOOT!! make that two of us sister and yes, 'tis fantastic to be back. XOXO!! apj: what a SPLENDID idea!! we'll get our toes painted a nice blooooood red and then we'll go round us up some saucy sex slaves. YAY!! |
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Oh yes, I'm back... AND IT APPEARS that you are too. IN A BIG WAY!! OMG I'm in the middle of trying to check someone and almost died trying to keep my composure. My downfall is remembering to wear something I don't really want to keep, or at least changing the sheets to something less than Egyptian cotton... I think Martha's people are starting to suspect something... |
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cupid: aka colin my darling, i will adore you NO MATTER what name you go by. i know who you are deep inside, you always wear your heart on your sleeve. you are my sunshine! |
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