welcome to ms bees knees honey hive

Oh honey, you dedicated this post to me. What an honour and **COUGH** it is LONG overdue as I have been praising and worshipping you for ages now, it's about fucking time ya answered some questions and came clean.

You're a lamb and one day we will consume copius amounts of alcohol and pills and drape ourselves in boas and we'll go on an adventure together. I love you, more than you know!


kissyfur: Something tells me that when that day comes, you and i will make dark history... and great tales will be told of our killing sprees and we will become legendary!


Seems like I be the only what that loves you, or did you masacre all your readership?


youre back! kinda.

ha. sploshing.


kissyfur: no, actually i gave them all a special "kool-aid" beverage laced with arsenic after the police started to call my readership a "cult" .... silly po po.

jkg: i am!! sort of. haha!! happy holidays jon!!! xo


i.love.you.


I'm sick of this shit! What does an innocent Canadian Dane have to do to get abused and humiliated around here?

Love and miss you more than my soul!


OH SNAP!! ophelia AND mikevil stopping by... canada represent!! *throws up a C sign*

ophelia: i love you too princess!! hope you have a wonderful holiday!! Keep an eye out for the chainsaw I sent you!!

mikevil: BABYDOLLFACE!!! abuse and humiliate you endlessly? MY PLEASURE!!! btw, wtf is your email address???? i need you in my life more... i miss yer saucy gay ass!!


You sent Ophelia a chainsaw? That's so much better than the ginzsu knife set and balloons you sent me a couple weeks ago. I smell and sense favouritism, or is that corpse of the guy into Infantialism reshit itself?

Since the holiday season is here, and I know that you are sitting tall on the face of perversity, I am wondering what Santa Claws is bringing you, other than a kilo of the best Columbian snow and the meat hooks you asked for this year? Can you give us a preview?

Your retarded little sister turned 32 last week, and judging by the 5 o clock shadow of my bikini line, I think it is high time we plan our first murder together. I think you need to get us a couple of drums of botox with needles the size of Turkey basters, so we can paralyze them first before the torture begins...and who will the first victim be?

I do so hope also that the package arrived that I sent you with that lovely quilt I crocheted you, which wrapped up the bronzed limbs that I saved for you off of each member of Blink-182. I told them as I axed them that you needed them...it was a family thing!

Anyways, I am off to that orgy with the WWF wrestler you jacked up on MDMA...I intend to be in a wheelchair by morning!

***as the red red robin, came bob bob bobbin' along!*** xoxo


As per usual, you've made me proud.

Happy New Year Bitches!!!


bees is totally gay. brilliant!
makes me wish i was a poof.


Kissyfur: my GAWD if i didn't know any better, i would swear that we were actually separated at birth. we share the same rotten brain and propensity for savage killings. isn't it wonderful??

babz/DBS: i am at your service m'lady. *curtsies*

geezer: wow, what a brilliant blast from the past. hope all is well in oz. you still blogging?? oh and ps... you'll always be a poof to me!! O_o


bees.. you field questions so well, you should think of going into the politico scene.. take a gig like 'white house correspondent.'

you would rawk it.


CLEARLY I need to check in more.


MCG: really? it would never work... i'd rather KILL politicians then correspond with them. HAR!! but thanks lover....

matthew austin: haha. wait, are you being facetious ?? ;)


Heck no! I've missed all manner of interesting things!


matthew austin:


Post something!


sigivald: OK OK bossy! done!


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