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welcome to ms bees knees honey hive |
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Sounds like he was spending to much time waltzing about. Its amazing he made as far as he did in this life. |
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greg the surly: i couldn't agree more! clearly he needed to be taken out of his misery! xo! |
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Ms. bee -- I just had a terrible thought: What if....what if....omigawd, what if it wasn't his feet that were dragging!?!?!? what if it was that amazing, still engorged member that was dragging!?!?!? I am so sad..... |
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apj: oh sweetheart, if it was his "engorged member" that was doing all the dragging... he'd still be living today. ;) i'm not CRAZY after all.... |
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He was clearly asking for it then. Men who shuffle their feet, chew food with their mouth open or pick the wax out of their ears in public... they all deserve it. You, however, deserve a medal. |
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I don't shuffle. I walk heavy. Am I killable? |
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how could i have been soooo wrong. he wasn't miniscule in the tool at all! i hate the shuffling too, you were justified. |
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it's not the shuffling that bothers me per se. it's all the random static electricity generated by the shuffling. and it's winter for crissakes! an "innocent" zapping is worthy of murder by household electrical appliance. & btw - was he really worth the use of the wusthof? you're gonna have a hum dinger of a knick on that blade. |
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Here’s the deal. I’m trying to sneak into California, perhaps try a rendezvous with YOU, but now you REALLY scared me. :{ |
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wendy: do I? I believe you are right! no one, and I mean NO ONE should have to endure the shuffling of ones lazy feet! Its just so gauche! lorraine: SIGH! As long as you do not shuffle you will be clear of my wrath. If however, you would like to be killed by me, or just tortured slightly… then by all means my dear SHUFFLE AWAY! ;) bugg: oh darling, its not the size of his tool but rather how well he HAMMERS. *ahem!* but yes, shuffling is inexcusable! mamazilla: word. I hate people who think that’s funny… *shuffle shuffle ZAP!* I’d be like, “oh you think that’s funny?” and then I’d throw their ass in a tub of water with the TV and be all “hahah.. now whose LAUGHING??” : / windowtomymind: now? Just now I’ve really scared you? after all this time, you are just now realizing that I kill my men for absolutely asinine reasons??? JUST NOW?? Oh sweetness, just don’t shuffle your feet around me and we’ll be A-OK, no? come on baby, don’t be scurrred. |
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You really should write a book. |
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