"What? Seriously, what? I like this tie!"
"Who's you're daddy?!...I'm yer daddy!"
What? What the hell did i do now? Why are you all glaring at me like that? I swear I didn't do anything this time? It wasn't me! NOW STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT!!!
"I heard that Dr. Ruth says that a man who wears pink is such a turn on for the babes."
Now, if you could put those little hooters right here.....
"So then hillary had one ball in each hand, and she said "Are you going to fool around with anymore interns?" and I said "no ma'am". "Man did that hurt".
Doesn't this pink tie make me look Presidential??
"So, anyway, like I was saying, if you would only sleep with me, there would be no more war."
"I was thinking this morning: pink tie or Vote Hillary tie. Pink tie, Hillary tie. Pink tie won out today! Wanna see my quadruple bypass scar?"
President Clinton, bored with post Presidential life to this point, decides on the spur of the moment to become a metrosexual. He showed up at the event wearing a pink tie, new tan, and waving his hands around asking if anyone had a baby wipe. It was later reported by a source on the scene that he was having trouble getting the sunless tanner off of the palms of his hands.
Next time I drop my pants and ask you, err, uh, I'll wait until were alone.
Well yeah, I'm a pathetic sexual predator but everybody has their querks!
I swear, they were this big! Each!
Yes...she's with me...No, she shouldn't be wearing white.
no, ma'am, i'm not making it up. it's kind of like when your mother told you if you kept making faces, your face would get stuck like that.
well, i grabbed many a boob and bun while i was a politician, and now my hands look like this.
no, really!
Paternity Suit ?!?!?
"What's the difference between me and Pres Bush? Well...I think his are made of brass."
"Honestly, have you seen my cigar, I can't seem to find where I laid it down."
"Pardon me, is your suit ScotchGuarded?"
No, no caption ideas have come to mind. But MDG and Mustang sarge get my vote!
Girl Thinking: "You're standing there in your sky blue shirt and hot pink tie, looking at me, and all YOU can think is p****?"
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... and that's it. "Is" is an adverb in Arkansas. If you drop by my library I can prove it to you.
OK, that was dumb. But what if I keep my right hand steady and extend all the fingers on my left hand?
20 years. Perfect service record. How the hell did I end up stuck on "Condom Detail?"
... and I said, "Look, Yasser, I'm not REALLY gonna grab 'em. But Israel is popular with Congress, y'know?"
You're old,the tie stinks and you won't shut up... but you were President, it's just one night... and it's gonna cost Hillary megabucks to keep ME quiet.
... man or woman, doesn't matter. One side's always heavier, y'know?
"Let's see...one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight...yep, I was in office for eight 'taxing' years. Look! I can count to eight just using my fingers!"
"Yes, it is true. Since leaving the oval office I have starting blogging. My blogname is Kevin, and I think Mustang 23 is just another asinine army officer."
FCC was hilarious.
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