"Screw football! The Eagles suck, but hey, there's always hockey. Go Ducks!"
Souldier: Prayer Warrior | 07.30.05 - 8:48 am | #

"What's the name of that one insurance?...Oh well, whatever it is I hope the Eagles got their hands on it after that big loss."
Souldier: Prayer Warrior | 07.30.05 - 8:51 am | #

For those of you who know who I am, this will make sense, as it is coming from me.
"I will call him, Mini Me."
Souldier: Prayer Warrior | 07.30.05 - 8:53 am | #

"Aargh, Maytee!"
It looks like there is a new mascot for the pirate. Instead of the usual parrot, it is now a duck!
Souldier: Prayer Warrior | 07.30.05 - 8:57 am | #

Okay, I don't have a caption yet, but I have to say, those are some fantastic cabinets behind the kid! And check out that hardwood floor! I'll bet that place has some great wallpaper.
Dave | 07.30.05 - 8:59 am | #

"Your face and hair would look like this too, if this thing just came out your butt and called you Mommy."
Ric | 07.30.05 - 9:25 am | #

Buy Dee-Flack, the Swan Assurance

An in-force polacy gaaarrrrontees that your children will not look like this.

DE-FLACK!!!!
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MustangSarge | 07.30.05 - 4:50 pm | #

GO PACKERS!!!
Rodney Dill | 07.30.05 - 7:32 pm | #

Hairy Potter lost Hedwig and couldn't afford another owl. So he figured that the Afflack duck would work just as well!
april shah | Homepage | 07.30.05 - 7:56 pm | #

Good parents don't let their kids root for the Eagles.
The Man | Homepage | 07.30.05 - 9:35 pm | #

"He may have it all, the Eagles, the duck, the astroturf."
Did you check out that "hair"?
~K | Homepage | 07.30.05 - 10:48 pm | #

Mom! Dad! The duck taught me about electricity AND insurance!
Randy | 07.30.05 - 11:12 pm | #

This thing just pooped in my hand! :-(
Ric | 07.31.05 - 7:14 am | #

Duck
Oooops I thought that green stuff was perfect for nesting material
Mustang Mama | 07.31.05 - 7:04 pm | #

"I'm not allowed tattoos, so I super-glued this to my neck. Think it's too much?"
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"My analyst said I needed to get a pet so I would quit screwing around with my hair."
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"I will get paid for this picture, won't I?"
Chevy Rose | Homepage | 07.31.05 - 9:03 pm | #

AFLAC Duck: "This, we don't cover. QUAAAACK!!!"
Ric | 08.01.05 - 6:40 am | #

This is carrying "bonding" with your pets a little too far!
Brenda | 08.01.05 - 7:28 am | #

Doesn't this new mousse make me look like "Q E'S" Carson Kreesley? Fabulous!
Ric | 08.01.05 - 10:01 am | #

Dramatization of the physical and psychological effects of the Howard 'the duck' Dean Scream
Rodney Dill | 08.01.05 - 5:29 pm | #