The Bush twins finally found some competition
These two took the challenge to heart when they were asked whether it "tastes great or is less filling"!
These civilians are doing their part for the cause by making sure the beer consumption quota back in the states doesn't fall below normal while you all are serving your country!
alcoholism, not just for 40 year old ugly barflys any longer
Let's see, was it right hand beer samples and left hand urine samples. No wait, or was it the other way....
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Now that's drinking responsibly, didn't spill a drop!
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Well it look's like that "Got Milk" ad has got to work hard to capture this demographic.
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So this is Utah! Give me More Man!!!
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94 glasses of beer on the bar, 94 glasses of beer.....
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The girl on the right has just spotted the long line to the ladies room, while the girl on the left chugs on.
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Today Beertopia, tomorrow Hangrala!
Quick, before they ask for ID!
"Sorry folks, move along, the free samples only applies to the beer."
"Before being arrested for stealing all the beer samples, these young women were seen picking the pockets of the four soldiers (on R&R) passed out nearby"....more at 6...ch 4 News."
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"Sorry, we thought this was the IHOP syrup tasting booth."
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"Fudge and Beer Contest a big bust! Fudge melted untouched!"
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"Beer Breast!...er.. I mean Beer Bust."
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"Papa Bare got the steins, Mommy Bare got the mugs, but the baby Bares got 4 jugs and 12 glasses."
"Dang it, now where did I sent down those, Lance Armstrong drug test specimens."
Thank You Sir May I have Another!?
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If I have to go home with you...
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Wait'll you see what happens when the sun goes down
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You know that old saying about a man's dream being a nymphomanic with a liquor store?
"Well, we've never gone to bed with ugly men, but we've woken up with a few."
To **** with DoubleMint! From now on we're promoting this outfit.
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Look Ma, no brains!
These co-eds keep an eye on the clock as they await the local filming of the "girls gone wild" segment at their college.
Eins, Zwei, Drei, PROSIT !!!
"Keep your eye on table seven, I want to give that PINCHER a "little something to choke on"."
"Hey, good idea, me too, table six."
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"I need more wine to do this again"
Due to their late arrival, E and K drink to make the remaining bachelors, D and E better looking.
Here we see another of the many outdoor activities to be enjoyed on the campus at Beertopia U. Contact our admissions office for your chance to experience all we have to offer.
"These senior citizen size drinks are the pits!"
Rare photo taken of FCC@V and roommate preparing for Mustang's arrival.
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A modern re-make of the tortise and the hare. Who will win this contest: the blonde who takes it slow and steady like the tortise or the one with the bigger bust?
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Oh, you're unbeerlievable!
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Something big brewing with busty blonde beer girls.
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To heck with the Army's non-alcoholic beer! These girls rated 10x more entertaining than any USO show.
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OK, my attempts are lame considering RCBeep has it all figured out. 
Beertopia is quite the fuss, but for those of you interested in going you will have to wait until next year. Well, that and head over to Australia. Minor details.
RCBEEP,
You'll get no argument or complaint from my end. It's just further proof that the two sweetest words in the English language are "Dee Fault"!
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