Liberace Reincarnate!
The second choice for SCOTUS nominee sits up and speaks.
Dang, I hate these pants! That double-breasted button-fly is a b*tch to undo in a hurry... especially without opposable thumbs!
Larry King shows up at the White House Press Dinner with a totally inappropriate color scheme as dictated by the New Fall Fashion Season.
.."And the winner is...."
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, it sure feels good to be out of those damn fatigues.
"Can you believe the pants the human behind me is wearing?"
or
"Hey baby! Check this out!"
Hi, I'm Paul Simon and I want to be your President!
"Gay Rights for Animals Telethon," just as it was busted by the ASPCA.
Tell NBC's Gene Shallot to move over baby!
Pictured here is Al Qaeda's #1 operative in Scotland. The dreaded West Highland White Terrorist.
As soon as I get out of this "outfit" I plan to rip your throat out!
"Sure go on and laugh, but watch me laugh ALL THE WAY TO THE BANK, BABY!"
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"Want to see what's behind Door #1 or #2?"
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Women's defination of True Love:
"What choice did I have? It was this gig or off to the "oose-gall"....and I love her too much to see her go to jail again."
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Turning Tricks:
"No, I have no shame, but I'm fifty dollars richer then you."
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Is circus acts getting real bad they are getting to this? Can I adopt the dog
(Big sigh) "What a guy will do for some Alpo and a tummy rub." (Another big sigh).
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"Hey look at that guy standing over there...I think he's my half-brother!!"
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"The act just isn't the same without, Clucky Rooster. Haven't seen him since that night we had fried meat for supper. Oh, well, on with the show."
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"If I had the balls, I'd tell him to take this job and shove it."
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"After all that police dog training, this is where I wind up!! I hate retirement parties."
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"Yeah, yeah.....I think you're cute too, lady. Someone get me another beer, I'm ready to propose."
"Eat your heart out Larry King"
or
"I feel so foolish without my top hat and gloves"
Oh, you said "stray" bar?
Elton John's dog.
Elvis has RE-ENTERED the building, with a small friend.
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Drew Carrey and Mimi reproduced?
Kev's got my vote.......ROFLMAO
"Macho, macho dog...
I wanna be your macho dog..." --Introducing the newest member of the Village Pupple!
"After losing status as Paris Hilton's top dog, Tinkerbell grew her hair out and went to Vegas to host her own version of "Stupid Celebrity Pet Tricks"
Can't you see I'm all DOGGED UP?
...and the Navy's Task Force Uniform reveals its replacement for the service uniform for E6 and below.
All right, Who's the clown that dressed me up in this outfit?
Trick or Treat!
"Does this outfit make me look fat?"
-or-
"Yup - I definitely need to get the belly piercing."
DRUDGEBREAKING: Barney is Outed
Developing . . .
"I didn't know Kucinich had a dog?"
I like Brenda's caption best.
I guess Phyllis Diller went one face lift too far.
Al Franken answers a question at his latest book signing.......
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