Gravatar Fnaaar!

You have definitely got too much time on your hands, Misty.

Bloody funny, though.


Gravatar Hey, you're early - and I'm first for once.

Woo and hoo!


Gravatar Either those dinosaurs are very small or those penguins are very big.


Gravatar Do your neighbours laugh nervously when they meet you in the street and then sort of shuffle across the pavement to let you pass by ?


Gravatar What would that nice Mr Attenborough have to say about this?

"Darwin clearly got it soooo wrong!"


Gravatar *applause*


Gravatar Damn girl, that was great, you should be in Hollywood making movies.


Gravatar Volcanoes,plague,ice age...paah!They are all wrong,it was the penguins wot did it.
Misty,claim your gold medal from the Naturalists society...no,not the naturists society.
They are bloody big penguins though,I'll have to double lock the doors at night now.


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Excellent! Now, who gave Pengor the power of time travel, eh? The doctor will be on him next.


Gravatar TC: It's not so much the 'too much time', it's the deranged imagination that's the problem...

Steve Dix: They are all 'proper sized'. I used special camera effects to make them fit the screen is all

Gary: Yes. Yes, they do.

Mr. D: I would welcome Mr Attenborough's comments on this matter

Mr Scary sir: 'nk you *curtsey*

Catfish: *blush* If you happen to know of any jobs going, let me know?

Decko: Oooh, shiny medal Thanks! And don't be scared of the penguins. They haven't attacked any humans. Yet...


Gravatar Big Penguins? You fool! Everybody knows how Jurassic Park lied to us. Dinosaurs were, in fact, very very small.


Gravatar God I'm worried about you.


Gravatar Rik: ...why?


Gravatar "early reports indicate that an obscure London blogger known only as "Misty" is currently the odds on favorite for the Nobel Prize in Science pending independent verification of her groundbreaking "penguin theory" of evolution. Story at eleven."


Gravatar Those prodigious paleozoic penguins have a right and proper name: dire penguins.


Gravatar You know, you might be onto something there. "The Penguins that Time Forgot". This could revitalise Doug McClure's career.


Gravatar "I have swummed with penguins and have never before witnessed them red in tooth and claw?"

Davey

in faux Scottish accent
"When Penguins Attack!" "Shome mishtake, shurely?"

Dickie


Gravatar Fantastic!!!! No3 has a real menacing feel about it.


Gravatar Those are very fierce looking penquins you've got there, pet. I do hope you keep them safely penned up at night. Remember what happened with the raptors in Jura**ic Park!

Excellent cinematography.


Gravatar What was the production budget for this? I feel a mini series coming on


Gravatar Threesome bloke: Press F5 and look how quickly his counter's going up!

The jammy, jammy bastard.


Gravatar I particularly like the inappropriately violent blinding of the T-rex.

According to this exciting blogcode thing you are my nearest match. Whether this is in any way distressing remains another matter. Cheerio


Gravatar Scary: The counter is going up so quickly because you just know that every reader of this blog is just sitting there pressing F5, again and again. Little does his girlfriend realise the solidarity of his fellow man when one has the prosepct of getting his end away with 2 birds at once.

That said should he hit the magic number, that website is worthless without photos


Gravatar I'm sure someone will tell him.

Please, let me be the one.


Gravatar Also: my website counter = 888,913. Only 1,111,087 to go. Beat that you bugger*!


* He probably will at this rate, this time tomorrow.


Gravatar Hacked and pecked to death by penguins. Wow, they really are evil birds aren't they?


Gravatar That penguin with the battle axe is just too cool for school.

Bet he's the ringleader.

Can I hire him as a mercenary?


Gravatar I dunno who this guy is, but the contract link doesn't work. Secondly, his missus could have it.*

*just not from me


Gravatar Threesome bloke's hit counter just passed 500,000.

Final frame of pengorvolution: what, leaving without taking any trophies?


Gravatar Simon Jester - The trophies were in their bellies. Yum! Dinosaurs! Good eatin'!


Gravatar Steve: I feel so honoured... and smug that I proved Darwin wrong

nanuk: The penguins have now started to call themselves just that.

The Brothers Attenborough: Davey) You haven't really studied them then, have you? and Dickie) No. No mistake.

Aztec: It was rather scary from behind the camera, I can tell you!

Dawn: yes. Very safely penned. In the fridge next to the fishfingers. They seem happy there, as long as I don't switch the light on too often.

Mr FM: The only really expensive outgoings. were the tins of pilchards for the penguins, and the huge cost of the AAA batteries for the time machine. But despite that, I think I will be able to do another shoot in the near future.

Matt: That penguin said that the blinding was totally necessary.

Fence: Yes they are! If you see any of them in the street, just back away slowly and don't make eye contact or sudden moves.

TC: As long as you have a plentiful supply of pilchards, of course!

Simon Jester: They did take trophies. In their little tummies were the eyes and entrails of the dinosaurs. And if perchance they survived the attack, there was no way they would ever reproduce either...


Gravatar Ooooo! Them's mean penguins...


Gravatar Penguins are cool. I like this post Tina.


Gravatar Goddamn you crack me up!


Gravatar Do they work on lawyers also or just eat large reptiles, dang repeated myself


Gravatar Can the penguins be hired out to go after ex-wives? I believe I smell a franchise in the works....


Gravatar Threesome bloke's hit counter is now approaching 4,000,000.

Mission accomplished.


Gravatar This is a not-so-subtle plug for linux, right?




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