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Well. with the right chemicals inside a duck could make a good bomb.
Nigle | 10.23.09 - 2:32 pm | #

Nigle: How could you be so cruel as to even think of blowing up a poor innocent rubber ducky?
No one in their right mind could think up something so evil!

*cough*
Misty | Homepage | 10.23.09 - 3:19 pm | #

No one in their right mind could think up something so evil!

Yep!
Nigle | 10.23.09 - 4:18 pm | #

With enough Ricin inside, a ducky could be a potent chemical weapon too!
Nigle | 10.23.09 - 5:05 pm | #

Filled with raspberry jam it might make a passible American donut. Bit chewey though.
joeinvegas | Homepage | 10.23.09 - 6:02 pm | #

You could balance it on things and take pho ... hang on ...
Debster | Homepage | 10.23.09 - 7:01 pm | #

Bah! You will come to the Duck Side.
Quentin | Homepage | 10.23.09 - 7:15 pm | #

With enough radioactive material inside a ducky could become a nuclear weapon too.
JJ in Gozo | 10.23.09 - 8:54 pm | #

You mean it would be radio-quacktive?
Quentin | Homepage | 10.23.09 - 10:32 pm | #

Your plastic pal who's fun to be with?
C'riz | Homepage | 10.24.09 - 2:52 am | #

it'd be a fine accompanyment to bathtime although I suspect someone may have had this idea before me
wild-seven | 10.24.09 - 2:49 pm | #

Confidant for your secret plans for world domination.
C'riz | Homepage | 10.25.09 - 12:49 am | #

Mercenary army for your secret plans for world domination.
C'riz | Homepage | 10.25.09 - 12:49 am | #

Scapegoat for failed plans of world domiantion.
C'riz | Homepage | 10.25.09 - 12:50 am | #

The Romans realised the futility of Hadrian's Wall when the Picts deployed their secret weapon.
Quentin | Homepage | 10.25.09 - 9:18 am | #

Paedophile's sex toy?
Kim du Toit | 10.26.09 - 11:45 pm | #