I'm on a roll! woot times three.
The sailor's life for me!
er, changed my mind.
Those ropes look awfully scratchy.
And I'll not wear a cap, my ears stick out.
"Bother" said Q as his lack of sense of humour kicked in once again.
craig: Bravo for Firsty Goodness getting! 
Quentin: That comment's perfect for almost all occasions, isn't it? 
Everyone else: Where are the comments then? We're never going to make it to a 69 at this rate...
Also,
"Quick Mary! Phone the police! Popeye's breaking Jeremy!"
Kiss me, Hardy!
"Who's my knotty sailor?"
Auditions for the live action version of Captain Pugwash were progressing well, as the two candidates for the parts of Master Bates and Seaman Staynes engage in a bit of improvised roll-play.
Well, Skipper, as we're marroned on this desert isle, and Ginger and Maryann aren't putting out - maybe a little BDSM action will get you in the mood?
"Look on the bright side, Cap'n: tied up like this, no one can get at yer bum."
Late entrants for strictly come dancing?
So which one's Asterix?
"These ropes are making me sore!"
"Don't worry, I've got some olive oil that will help."
"I could murder a Wimpy right now."
"What's our position?"
"Er.....standing up?"
Arrrgghhhh !!! Stupid earworm!!!!.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c...h?
v=cKUGLUBOeU4
"Resistance is futile"
"Bog off! You're not 7 of 9"
Popeye: Mom, he followed me home. Can I fuck him?
Mom: Only if you eat your spinach first Popeye.
:-(
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