oh first
Si | 07.03.09 - 1:34 pm | #

Fantasy characters.
Toothfairy in the bedroom with the pliers.
Tzonar | 07.03.09 - 1:34 pm | #

Sitcom characters

Mrs Slocombe in the kitchen with her pussy
Si | 07.03.09 - 1:36 pm | #

Terrorist Cluedo:

Al Quaeda in Paris with a dirty bomb
Aum Shinrikyo in Tokyo with Sarin
IRA in London with a car bomb
Israel in Gaza with white phosphorus
Nigle | 07.03.09 - 1:47 pm | #

Easy.

Sleb, Location, Cause of Death, and (as a novel twist) Daily Mail Scapegoat IN BIG SHOUTY CAPS.

Michael Jackson at his Mansion with a Heart Attack (?) brought on by his RAMPANT DRUG FUELLED LIFESTYLE!!111!!!1

...or what about...

Diana in a Paris underpass in a car crash orchestrated by THE UK ROYAL FAMILY!!!!
JasonR | 07.03.09 - 1:48 pm | #

Si: Oh, bravo!

Everybody else - Brilliant! All of 'em!

I'd buy any of these versions!
Misty | Homepage | 07.03.09 - 1:52 pm | #

Animals.
Octopus in the kitchen with a knife, lead pipe, rope, gun and a turkey baster.
Tzonar | 07.03.09 - 2:03 pm | #

Sitcom characters

Jesse in his shed with raspberry pop-tarts
Si | 07.03.09 - 2:34 pm | #

Sitcom characters

Ron Manager in the park with jumpers for goalposts
Si | 07.03.09 - 2:35 pm | #

Sitcom characters

Baldrick the the Prince Regents bedroom with a raddish
Si | 07.03.09 - 2:38 pm | #

General Melchett in France with Capt Darling wibble
Si | 07.03.09 - 2:40 pm | #

Cop shows

Karl Malden, in San Francisco, with a trolley-bus.

RIP
Quentin | Homepage | 07.03.09 - 3:13 pm | #

Are You Being Served

Mr Humphries, in Womenswear, with a brassiere.
Quentin | Homepage | 07.03.09 - 3:15 pm | #

TV quiz show hosts

All of them. Everywhere. Skewered on spikes.
Quentin | Homepage | 07.03.09 - 3:16 pm | #

Celebrities.
OJ Simpson in the bedroom with the knife (allegedly).
Tzonar | 07.03.09 - 3:22 pm | #

@ all the comments!


Also,

The Doctor, simultaneously in the kitchen, the lbrary, the dining room and a small planet orbiting the earth with a Sonic Screwdriver.
Misty | Homepage | 07.03.09 - 5:31 pm | #

*gasp* fame at last! I stand by my first two suggestions and offer for you delectation Jordan/Katie Price, in Ibiza with an array of oiled-up, wrench wielding builders
wild-seven | 07.03.09 - 7:24 pm | #

Jeremy, in Misty's blog, with a rolled up ASBO.

Or how about celebrity surrogate cluedo?

MIchael Jackson in Deborah Rowe with a turkey baster ( allegedly )?
Nigle | 07.04.09 - 1:42 am | #

Blogging Cluedo
Duck in the shed with a rolled up pron mag

Misty in the forrest with Mr Pointy
fremsley | 07.04.09 - 7:07 pm | #

Can I just mention the game "Kill Dr Lucky" it is a basically pre cludo where you all want to kill dr lucky so badly that you will stop anyone else from doing it. miles better than the original
Chris | 07.05.09 - 3:15 pm | #