First!!
Shame not to find out what happened with the rotten eggs!
Nigle: And Bravo yet again!
And as to the eggs, I can imagine what happened to the ones in her handbag...
*yeurch!*
Oh, it is so fun to take an officious moron down a notch or two, especially when said moron is a teacher!
Algebra substitute teacher. Didn't really want to teach, so he gave a boxload of busywork to us all and sat behind his desk. I finished my boxload, and sat reading a novel. After class he called me out and said my bad attitude would keep me failing the course. I was soooo delighted to smugly tell him to check the marks book, as I had straight "A"s going. *evil grin*
You all grew up in the dark ages? Explains a lot...
Plz to expand on 'Do not drop a knife on your foot when you are only protected by socks'. Perchance this is a lesson demonstrated like the woodwork teacher who showed how not to use the saw, and cut his fingers off in the process...
Sewmouse: Oooh, nice one! 
Definitely down a peg or two that one!
C'riz: Your comment has just reminded me of a wonderful tale of woe that I must add to next week's Choose-O options! Thank you 
Add to the 'not to drop a knife on your foot when only wearing socks'.......
'do not help your wife take up large ceramic floor tiles and smash them into pieces whilst bare-foot.' The result can be a shard approximately 6" long with a sharp pointy end dropping onto and sticking into the top of your left foot. When withdrawn 'squirty blood' emerges and reaches knee height in a regular fountain effect and sends the wife green!
Grew up in the 1070s? Did you have to wear a wimple?
I always used to 'forget' my ingredients so I didnt have to do cooking. I had an o level in washing up instead.
Finally I get the cookery story I have been waiting for. Thank you.
Incidentally, child 3 has just been watching Tracy Beaker and they used the same door slightly open stunt only with green goo instead of flour. Still works after all these years. Don't adults ever learn?
fremsley: 'course they do - why do you think cops in police dramas and action movies kick the perp's door open BUT STAY OUTSIDE? I mean, they'd look pretty silly if they rushed in and got covered in flour, wouldn't they?
My sister also claims she can't make tea, even though she is a fantastic cook.
"Oh, you can make exquisite chocolate torte, but your tea still tastes like piss?"
"Yep."
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