HAhahaha! I love #13! Good list, and good editorial comments. (snicker)
Scone | Homepage | 06.29.06 - 1:10 pm | #

LOL...I wonder how much the person that comes up with those gets paid.
Denise | Homepage | 06.29.06 - 1:33 pm | #

Your comment to number 5 made me snort into my tea!

Thank you for the laughs and happy TT!
Red | Homepage | 06.29.06 - 1:42 pm | #

Loved the comments more than the fortunes. #11 was a good one!

My T13 is up! Hope you are having a Terrific Thursday!
Debbie | Homepage | 06.29.06 - 1:55 pm | #

These were great. With that many fortunes I would have to agree, you are probably full of chinese food. Great remarks to each one. You had me laughing my head off. Thanks for sharing.
Lisa | Homepage | 06.29.06 - 2:08 pm | #

I always wanted to be employed as a fortune cookie writer.
carmen | Homepage | 06.29.06 - 2:24 pm | #

I am so craving an egg roll now!
Paula | Homepage | 06.29.06 - 2:25 pm | #

I once bought 500 fortune cookies, opened them all, and made a collage of out of them.

I was soooooo sick of fortune cookies by the time I was done!
Great Day | Homepage | 06.29.06 - 2:41 pm | #

ROTFL..Great List, my kids want to know what I am laughing about

My list is up
dawn | Homepage | 06.29.06 - 2:42 pm | #

LMAO on 5,and 7. That's my boys! Thanks for the great laughs! All these TTs with Chinese food is making me really hungry!
Christine | Homepage | 06.29.06 - 3:10 pm | #

Those are great! I always get crappy fortunes. I have a bowl full of fortune cookies in the kitchen right now, I should go crack them all and see what I get! LOL

Happy Thursday!
YellowRose | Homepage | 06.29.06 - 3:46 pm | #

MMMM! Fortune cookies! #5 conjures up a very funny visual!
Marie | Homepage | 06.29.06 - 3:56 pm | #

Those were great
Andrea | Homepage | 06.29.06 - 4:29 pm | #

Those were too funny, I liked the aiming one especially. One of my male relatives who comes over often, I won't name names, needs to learn this. These made me laugh! My list is up!
EmilyRoseJewel | Homepage | 06.29.06 - 4:55 pm | #

Those are great! Are they all real? Great TT!
Kendra | Homepage | 06.29.06 - 5:20 pm | #

Very clever. Loved the commentary!
Daydreams and Musings | Homepage | 06.29.06 - 5:46 pm | #

I'm #13 for sure! What a creative thirteen! I loved it. Thanks for stopping by earlier and have a great Thursday. (what's left of it.) -Margie
Margie Mix | Homepage | 06.29.06 - 6:00 pm | #

Thanks for visiting! I think Luke and Lor will end up back together, but not to my liking, he made me so mad this year and has been a complete jerk to Lor. But, that is just my thoughts.
EmilyRoseJewel | Homepage | 06.29.06 - 6:35 pm | #

a bird does not sing becasue it has an answer, it sings becasue it has a song.
rashbre | Homepage | 06.29.06 - 7:11 pm | #

Great concept - very original. Good job and I like the fortune that says: "That wasn't chicken."
Lyn | Homepage | 06.29.06 - 7:30 pm | #

Oh and my T13 is up - 1981 Songs - can you guess the artists? lgp
Lyn | Homepage | 06.29.06 - 7:32 pm | #

You will be relaxing this weekend.
Mrs. Mogul | Homepage | 06.29.06 - 8:23 pm | #

Great 13, I never save my fortunes, is that Bad Luck?
Colleen | Homepage | 06.30.06 - 1:10 am | #

MEOW at the Angelina and Star ones. You are a bad girl Nat
LisaBinDaCity | Homepage | 06.30.06 - 7:41 am | #

Love them all. Suddenly, I have a craving for an egg roll.
Fred | Homepage | 06.30.06 - 9:42 am | #

The kiddo in this house sure does use the mumbling one a lot.

Funny list! Thanks for stopping by my TT.
Pink Chihuahua Princess | Homepage | 06.30.06 - 11:26 am | #

The other day my fortune read "You will walk on the soil of many countries." Apparently it was a slow day at the fortune cookie factory. But I do hope someday to travel so maybe this was foreshadowing. You're fortunes are much better. And about the boy toilet thing....what I wouldn't give to be able to go to the bathroom without having the clean the damn seat every time.
Christine | Homepage | 06.30.06 - 12:01 pm | #

That boy thing was the funniest one. This was a really great and creative idea. I like to come and see what you are doing. You have a great sense of humor and puns.
angela | Homepage | 06.30.06 - 11:06 pm | #

good list. great commentary.
oddly, i had chinese for lunch today but my fortune wasn't nearly as fun as these.
i've posted 13 too at
http://blog.myspace.com/christengarland
christen | Homepage | 07.13.06 - 12:15 am | #

Wonderful list!
Great Idea!
My TT is up
Raggedy | Homepage | 07.13.06 - 3:54 am | #

I always love your TT, and im laughing my head off reading your comment about the fortunes especially #2 #7 and #9 LOL LOL LOL!!!!

Happy Thursday! my list is up!
Fated Hearts | Homepage | 07.13.06 - 8:38 am | #

Good list. #1 is so true! Once had a young 5 yr old to tell me 'can't' was not in the Bible.
Barb | Homepage | 07.13.06 - 2:16 pm | #

I went to the chinese restaurant yesterday, my fortune was right on! It simply said:

You're F****D

Wrongblogs TT is Up! Erica wrote this week!
Trina | Homepage | 07.13.06 - 4:09 pm | #