LOL!!
Fox = Weasel News At Work
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Kent Brockman | Homepage | 03.06.07 - 7:28 pm | #

Holy crap. That is sad.

"This just in...Scooter Libby Not Guilty of Killing Anna Nichole Smith"
NChomsky | 03.06.07 - 7:28 pm | #

I'm just surprised that they didn't write that Barack Obama was found guilty!

MTL

MikeTheLiberal | Homepage | 03.06.07 - 7:29 pm | #

FauxNoise Ticker........

"Scooter Libby Not Responsible For Walter Reed Mess"
NChomsky | 03.06.07 - 7:29 pm | #

Another Fox Positive Spin

Drunken President's twins too stupid and drunk to serve in combat in Iraq.
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Kent Brockman | Homepage | 03.06.07 - 7:30 pm | #

"Scooter Libby Not Found As Guilty As Clinton".......come on gang...get the ticker flowin'!!
NChomsky | 03.06.07 - 7:30 pm | #

In breaking news, Scooter Libby found Not Responsible for Hurricane Katrina; the DJIA rose 30 points on the news.

MTL

MikeTheLiberal | Homepage | 03.06.07 - 7:30 pm | #

Let the GOP and FOX continue sticking it's paws into the *tarbaby* - Bush. I don't know about you, but I'm enjoying the show! Rock on!
kurt stahl | 03.06.07 - 7:31 pm | #

"Scooter guilty on 4 out of 5, but none of them sexual."
Kent Brockman | Homepage | 03.06.07 - 7:31 pm | #

Faux Chryon:

"Dick Cheney suffers attack of phlebitis after news of evil Liberal kangaroo-court verdict against Scooter Libby"


Hey! See,they CAN blame liberals for that leg!
Yakki.PsD | 03.06.07 - 7:40 pm | #

"Libby Trial Proves Inner Working Of Liberal Infection"
NChomsky | 03.06.07 - 7:47 pm | #

If Scooter was a liberal,Faux would be having a field day on this.
brian | 03.06.07 - 7:51 pm | #

Man, these guys are awesome! Self destruction does not begin to fully tell the story of Faux-Snooze! Just let them talk and keep letting the public hear what they are saying and eventually they will only have an audience of people laughing at them instead of with them...
Barbosa | Homepage | 03.06.07 - 7:52 pm | #

I saw that chyron float by and laughed so hard, I almost peed myself.
Historic events are so much fun on live TV.
And then fatty popy pants the Judge, gets on there and has already declared the jury insane, from alien abductions! It was so funny.
A new trial chances 1;15,000
A win on appeal about 1:1,500

Convictions usually stick.
And now Congress has all the ammo it needs, with this conviction to open a whole bunch of whoopass, and subpoenas and harass the hell out of Bush's last two years.

This is reality TV at it's best.
goofticket | 03.06.07 - 7:57 pm | #

Bush WhiteHouse Spokesman Tony SnowJob has proof that Libby Scoots didn't lie. However, they can't reveal the information on an ongoing trial because it's a classified secret that would embolden America's enemies........in the words of Jack Nicholson;"This town needs an enema"
NChomsky | 03.06.07 - 7:59 pm | #

Maybe Dick Cheney and his Doc decided to say that Dick had a blood clot in his leg to get sympathy in the media and even from the jury, pre-Verdict. Everything this White House does is born out of manipulation and deception so I wouldn't doubt it.

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Paige PbD | 03.06.07 - 8:10 pm | #

If Scooter was a liberal,Faux would be having a field day on this.
brian | 03.06.07 - 7:51 pm
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They'd be going commercial free for a month.
john t | Homepage | 03.06.07 - 8:12 pm | #

I'll remind Fox News & The Trolls:

Patrick Fitgerald is a

R E P U B L I C A N

Alberto Gonzales, said of Pat Fitzgerald and the Case:

“I wanted to meet with his team and express my gratitude and appreciation for all the good work that this office is doing.”

and:

“As attorney general, I have great confidence in Pat Fitzgerald.”


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Paige PbD | 03.06.07 - 8:18 pm | #

(Fitzgerald)
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Paige PbD | 03.06.07 - 8:19 pm | #

That's so over the top you just have to admire them.

I wonder if the person who put together that graphic paused for a moment to think, "I wonder if this is going too far... nah!"
Waldorf | 03.06.07 - 8:24 pm | #

Fox News

I know it sucks being #1 but someone has to do it.

Next News Headline:

Scooter Libby Pardon

The Lib's Crying heard around the world.

Lib's passout drinking too much KoolAid.
Faux | 03.06.07 - 8:25 pm | #

I wonder if the person who put together that graphic paused for a moment to think, "I wonder if this is going too far... nah!"
Waldorf | 03.06.07 - 8:24 pm | #
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Keep in mind that these are the same Fox News chyron creators who brought us among the many:

Fox News: 'All Out Civil War in Iraq: Could It Be A Good Thing?'

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Paige PbD | 03.06.07 - 8:30 pm | #

Keep in mind that these are the same Fox News chyron creators

I am having images of a cartoon character backstage...cross eyed...laughing uncontrolably at some of the headlines being put up.....I'm expecting to see any day now...

"Help, I'm being held hostage backstage, and they want 1 million dollars to let me go...more at 11"
NChomsky | 03.06.07 - 8:38 pm | #

As the pundits on the reality based networks were saying, the pardon will further alienate the American people from the republican party - with consequences in 08 - that whole "culture of corruption" thing that this just underscores.
claudo | 03.06.07 - 8:40 pm | #

How long will it be until the Walter Reed matter comes back to the forefront of the news?
David E Toronto | 03.06.07 - 8:42 pm | #

I think Walter Reed is still the number 2 story, it's not going far, and it's not going away. Give it a few days to return to #1 on reputable news channels, Fox will continue to ignore it as much as possible.
Alex Thorpe | Homepage | 03.06.07 - 8:50 pm | #

Scooter Libby Pardon

The Lib's Crying heard around the world.

Lib's passout drinking too much KoolAid.
Faux | 03.06.07 - 8:25 pm |
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I fully expect a pardon. In fact I'm HOPING for it. Cheering for it even.

Because Bush pardoning Cheney's scapegoat will make them look even more dirty than they already are. Every thing you conservatives do is one more nail in your coffins.

With luck there won't be a new conservative schmuck elected for the next generation or so.
E in MD | 03.06.07 - 9:01 pm | #

That's just hilarious!
Phil | 03.06.07 - 9:05 pm | #

Lib's passout drinking too much KoolAid.
Faux | 03.06.07 - 8:25 pm | #
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It was a JURY who found Lewis "Scooter" Libby GUILTY on 4 of 5 Federal Charges. The person who assigned Pat Fitzgerald to this Case: John Ashcroft

I'll remind you of something else:

The Majority of Americans see George W. Bush as:

- DISHONEST
- UNETHICAL
- A POOR LEADER

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/1672.../site/newsweek/


MOST AMERICANS SEE BUSH AS:

- Not trustworthy
- Doesn't share their values
- Doesn't understand complex issues
- Doesn't inspire confidence

http://www.cnn.com/POLITICS/blog...esnt- share.html

Most Americans used the following adjectives to describe George W. Bush:

- LIAR
- INCOMPETENT
- IDIOT

http://people-press.org/reports/...p3? ReportID=271

MOST AMERICANS SAY BUSH DELIBERATELY MISLED THEM IN HIS CASE FOR WAR

Close to 2/3 of Americans feel Bush deliberately misled them in his case for the war in Iraq. Just 35% say he used "accurate information".

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/9981177/


MOST AMERICANS SAY BUSH DELIBERATELY MISLED THEM ABOUT WMD'S

The Majority of Americans feel that the Bush administration deliberately misled the public about whether Saddam Hussein had weapons of mass destruction - the reason Bush emphasized in making the case for invading. The administration's credibility on the issue has been steadily eroding since 2003.

http://www.usatoday.com/news/nat...ning- iraq_x.htm

MOST SEE BUSH AS DISHONEST

On virtually every key measure of presidential character and performance, the new survey found that Bush has never been less popular with the American people. People who see his as honest and trustworthy has dropped 13%. Close to 2/3 - said they have doubts about Bush's honesty and the majority of the country has questioned his personal integrity. Only 3 in 10 express high levels of confidence in Bush. ... More than 2/3 of Americans, 67%, rate the Bush Administration negatively on handling ethical matters.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/ wp...5110301685.html

So, I guess the MAJORITY of Americans are "kool-aid drinkers".


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Paige PbD | 03.06.07 - 9:10 pm | #

THIS LYING, CHEATING ADMINISTRATION WILL PARDON LIBBY,,,,JUST LIKE BUSH IDIOT NO 1 DID HIS CRONIES, REAGAN DID HIS CRONIES IN THE IRAN CONTRA AFFAIR,,,,,,,,,,,PEOPLE WAKE UP AND IMPEACH THIS UNETHICAL, IMMORAL ADMINISRTATION,,,,,,,,,,,,,EVEN IF THEY HAD PROOF OF WMD,,,,,THEY WERE INCOMPETENT IN THE WAY THEY HANDLED INVADING IRAQ, WITH TOO FEW TROOPS, INADEQUATE EQUIPMENT,,,,,,,,AIR GUARD FLUNKIE BUSH, 5 DEFERRAL CHENEY,,,,,,,THEY WERE TOO CHICKEN SHIT DURING VIET NAM TO DO THEIR DUTY,,,,JUST THINK IF THEY HAD, MAYBE THEY COULD HAVE SHOWN A LITTLE COMPETENCE,,,,,,,,ALL THEY LEARNED WAS DIRTY POLITICS
bubba | 03.06.07 - 9:11 pm | #

Paige PbD | 03.06.07 - 9:10 pm

Paige, CNN has a poll out that shows a clear majority of Americans now feel that the war was a mistake.
claudo | 03.06.07 - 9:15 pm | #

Hey Kiddos-

The liar here is Donna. This entire article is a sham. Fox News showed each charge's result in succession and Donna chose to show only one, while lying about there being no others. Proof is available.

-Scat
Hmmm.HSDG | Homepage | 03.06.07 - 9:37 pm | #

Of course, had FoxSpews noted that it was count 3 and only count 3, that would have been fair.

MTL

MikeTheLiberal | Homepage | 03.06.07 - 9:47 pm | #

A little OT, but I just watched H&C. About 17 minutes of the Libby verdict and not a mention of the Walter Reed scandal. HAHAHAHAHAHAH

Why does Fox hate the troops?

I recall Vannity visiting the place a while back. Why did he not mention the deplorable conditions there?
Charles | 03.06.07 - 9:58 pm | #

a poll out that shows a clear majority of Americans now feel that the war was a mistake.
claudo | 03.06.07 - 9:15 pm | #
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That's right claudo. That majority continues to grow.

2/3 of Americans say that the U.S. 'will not win' the Iraq War. Only 28% say that we will 'probably or definitely' win. Additionally, 76% of Americasns support requiring that U.S. troops returning from Iraq to stay in their homeland for at least one year before being redeployed to the country. That is something Murtha has been proposing. Bush's Approval Rating is down another 4%.

http://www.indystar.com/apps/pbc...012/ NATIONWORLD

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Paige PbD | 03.06.07 - 10:02 pm | #

Of course, had FoxSpews noted that it was count 3 and only count 3, that would have been fair.

MTL

MikeTheLiberal | Homepage | 03.06.07 - 9:47 pm | #
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If Fox News et al wanted to suggest that the whole case was bogus, not fair and a waste of time, they wouldn't be celebrating the 1 charge of the 5, in which the VP's Chief of Staff wasn't found Guilty. By choosing to highlight that, they are actually giving validity to the case and the jury itself (while simultaneously trying to discredit the case/process/jury)


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Paige PbD | 03.06.07 - 10:07 pm | #

Hmmm.HSDG | Homepage | 03.06.07 - 9:37 pm | #

So prove it.

I'll wait,Scat.

And I'm crossing my fingers for a quick pardon. I double DARE Bush to do it.

It'll be a nice knife-twists in the backs of 2008's Republican candidates.
Yakki.PsD | 03.06.07 - 10:24 pm | #

LMAO..she will do anything she can to make FNC the bad guy.
Did you see the story?
The Chyron listed ALL the charges, and she CHOSE to post the not guilty one, which was true. Amazing
Daryl | 03.06.07 - 10:41 pm | #

oh yeah
Daryl | Homepage | 03.06.07 - 10:44 pm | #

You are missing the point.

Did anyone else run a chryon about that charge? Has any other news media bent over and kissed it's own ass to play it up?

Tell us,J$.
Yakki.PsD | 03.06.07 - 10:58 pm | #

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Did anyone else run a chryon about that charge?
Daryl | Homepage | 03.06.07 - 11:03 pm | #

Cowards and hate mongers on the left have their own little lie machine about the # 1 cable news network. Face it losers, your NBC propaganda machine is going down in flames. NBC's own military analyst is now defecting to Fox as witnessed on the # 1 cable news program. Brian Williams is trying to kiss the troops asses on his Nightly Lie program. I'm still waiting for the list of NBC analyst. O'Reilly will expose more of NBC's lies tomorrow. Can't Wait!
The Factor | 03.06.07 - 11:09 pm | #

right on Factor!!

I remember 40 years ago when I respected NBC. They are a joke now.
Daryl | Homepage | 03.06.07 - 11:16 pm | #

I love the fact that now liberals think perjury is a crime. Why wasn't it a crime when Clinton perjured himself? More rampant hypocrisy from the left.
The Factor | 03.06.07 - 11:32 pm | #

RW Positive Spin

Laura Bush killed her boyfriend. She later met and married GW Bush.

That's a good news RW story:

From Car Wreck to Train Wreck.

See, it's good because train wreck is bigger, it takes your mind off the car wreck death thing, to the train wreck killing thing.

RW Land is FUN!
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RW HAPPY | Homepage | 03.06.07 - 11:34 pm | #

Why can't Donna weigh in and admit that her post is a lie?

Fox Weighs In On The Positive Side
Reported by Donna - Tue 7:11 PM

While Scooter Libby was found guilty on 4 out of 5 counts, Fox News Live stayed on the positive side by highlighting the one charge he beat. This flashed across the screen at 12:19 p.m. est today.
Daryl | Homepage | 03.06.07 - 11:37 pm | #

The lie about Fox only highlighting the one charge Libby beat has already been debunked by Johnny $. Fox showed 4 graphics in that same segment that said Libby had been convicted of 4 of the 5 counts. Fox is fair and balanced and reports all the news. That is why they are the # 1 cable new channel. Even Al Gore's lawyer said that this case was a joke. Watch Hannity and Combs and educate yourself.
The Factor | 03.06.07 - 11:48 pm | #

Thank you Johnny.

You neocon shill,you.

You don't get 'highlighting',do you?
Yakki.PsD | 03.07.07 - 12:23 am | #

that link to the pic doesn't work anymore.
neyo | 03.07.07 - 12:35 am | #

Libby's crime of "fibbing" was insignificant compared with cover-up by Wilson on Yellowcake Uranium. Bush Administration did not mislead on this one. All evidence points at Wilson... Christopher Hitchens right again on this one!

http://libertas01.wordpress.com/...ftist-cover-up/
Max | Homepage | 03.07.07 - 12:48 am | #

Resident troll, do you close your eyes and randomly pick a new name out of the white pages for yourself every few days?

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Paige PbD | 03.07.07 - 1:28 am | #

cover-up by Wilson on Yellowcake Uranium. Bush Administration did not mislead on this one. All evidence points at Wilson

Max | Homepage | 03.07.07 - 12:48 am | #
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White House Withdraws Claim That Iraq Tried To Buy Uranium From Africa

The White House *conceded* that a statement in President Bush's State of the Union address relating to Iraqi weapons of mass destruction was taken from forged documents


Amid questions about prewar intelligence, the White House is acknowledging that President Bush was incorrect when he said in his State of the Union address that Iraq recently had sought significant quantities of uranium in Africa.

..The president's statement in the State of the Union was incorrect because it was based on forged documents from the African nation of Niger, White House spokesman Ari Fleischer said.

"The president's statement was based on the predicate of the yellow cake" uranium "from Niger," Fleischer told reporters. "So given the fact that the report on the yellow cake did not turn out to be accurate, that is reflective of the president's broader statement."

Fleischer's remarks follow assertions by an envoy (Joseph Wilson) sent by the CIA to Africa to investigate allegations about Iraq's nuclear weapons program.



http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/ 2...ain562312.shtml
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Paige PbD | 03.07.07 - 1:36 am | #

"This just in...Scooter Libby Not Guilty of Killing Anna Nichole Smith"
NChomsky | 03.06.07 - 7:28 pm | #

He is, however, suspected of fathering her child.

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The Factor | 03.06.07 - 11:32 pm | #

If you think we think this is about perjury, you're deluding yourself. This verdict is important because it means that, according to the United States justice system, the Bush administration put the life of one of their detractor's loved ones in danger out of pure malice and revenge. This case demonstrates that the primary difference between Bush and Putin is that when Putin wants somebody dead, he usually succeeds.

Deus serva Americam.
Sergei Andropov | Homepage | 03.07.07 - 1:44 am | #

I was flipping back and forth between the news nets and I saw Fox put this up but they were scrolling through all the charges one by one, not keep this one up for any length of time. Sure they were spinning, the special prosecutor brought charges outside his original scope of investigation, there's a witch hunt to get Cheney, etc., but they honestly didn't stay up on this one screen for any length of time.
AHC | 03.07.07 - 8:56 am | #

WHAT DID THE CHYRON SAY? THE LINK DOESN'T WORK!
philip | 03.07.07 - 10:42 am | #

Sorry kids, FNC went throught all the charges. And you know who has all the pictures

But hey ! things happen ! Maybe your signal froze?

Maybe it's that cheap aluminum foil dish you use?
Puck | 03.07.07 - 12:29 pm | #

"Fox is fair and balanced and reports all the news."

Bwhahaha! Oh wait, you were serious?

"That is why they are the # 1 cable new channel."

So poll numbers matter to you? How's Bush doing these days?

"Even Al Gore's lawyer said that this case was a joke."

Feel free to provide a quote by Gore using the word "joke" or anything remotely similar.
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Robrob | 03.07.07 - 8:02 pm | #

Oh, I thought you were a comedy site. I always laugh when I go to your site. The content is so far fetched that I thought for sure it was a blog for wanna be comics.
V | 03.07.07 - 9:28 pm | #

Sorry, I thought I was being linked to an intelligent site with actual, you know, discourse by reasonable, thinking people. Sorry.
Sue | 03.08.07 - 12:01 am | #

So Scooter Libby has been found guilty of perjury and obstruction of justice. According to federal sentencing guidelines, he can expect to do 1 to 3 years in the slammer for lying about something he had no reason to lie about. And while Scooter Libby is in the can, Sandy Burglar, who essentially committed treason by stealing classified documents, roams free. Nice to know the real criminals are going to jail. Ahh .. .but there was a plea deal there. No telling what Libby could have gotten with a plea deal.

The mainstream media is treating this like everybody knows who Scooter Libby is. But if you went downtown in any major American city at lunchtime, I bet you'd not find 1 person out of 100 that could tell you what Scooter Libby's position was in the Bush Administration. The media and the Democrats are somehow making this out to be the "tip of the iceberg." The tip of what iceberg? No one else will be charged in this investigation and the case is closed. Big whoop. Sounds more like the iceberg has melted.

So Scooter Libby and his lawyers will now try and milk the appeal process so he can make it past the November 2008 election and grab his certain presidential pardon. In the meantime, taxpayers are stuck with the tab for the entire prosecution. By the way, the jury says they felt sorry for Scooter Libby, but still convicted him. I'd hate to see what their verdict would have been had they not felt sorry for him.

How do I feel about the verdict? The jury felt that he lied, then the verdict is proper. If it was a jury assembled of Democrat sycophants eager to nail the Bush administration, we have a problem. I wasn't there. I didn't listen to the testimony. I didn't see the exhibits, so I can't say whether the verdict is proper or not. You lie under oath, you get charged. That is as it should be. Ditto for lying to investigators. I only wish we could have nailed the Clintons for their similarly faulty memories.
Glock | 03.08.07 - 9:35 am | #

Where'd you learn Englitsh?

"Would any other news outlet have RAN that headline?"

U R sho-ing ur ignerence!!
Joe Goombah | 03.08.07 - 6:12 pm | #

Your post is completely misleading. Fox ran headlines across the screen on all counts, including the 4 that he was found guilty of.

Liberal hypocrisy or just idiocy??

Either way its pathetic.
TFMA | Homepage | 03.08.07 - 6:41 pm | #

You took one screenshot of one headline and left out all the others referring to the guilty charges. Why do you feel the need to lie to have a following? Fair and balanced has worked to make Fox the highest watched cable news station by a factor of 10. You should try it.
A*VIEW*ASKEW | 03.09.07 - 12:45 am | #

It seems to me that if Fox News was as hyperpartisan as many of you believe, then it wouldn't be necessary to cherry pick one screenshot of the charge he was found not guilty of and pretend that's all they discussed.

I mean isn't that something a hyperpartisan demagogue would do? Who's the pot and who's the kettle in this? Pathetic really.
Cullan | 03.09.07 - 10:32 am | #

This is stupid. I was watching and they showed all the charges against him.
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