I'm not going to watch the video, but I'm assuming their hands were above the desk at all times?
mikeinmd | 02.21.08 - 3:55 pm | #

About two months ago Darrin Bell who does the comic strip Candorville said it best when it comes to Neil Cavuto when he referred to Fox as foXXX news.
jim thorp | 02.21.08 - 3:56 pm | #

jim thorp |02.21.08 - 3:56 pm

That's gooooood!
Melanie | Homepage | 02.21.08 - 3:58 pm | #

Ha I knew I see Neil cover this 'Business' story. I really think he has held back since the FoxPorn site started. I guess he thinks we have forgoten his past indiscretions.
theroachman | Homepage | 02.21.08 - 4:02 pm | #

I dunno, I thought the MM type shots were quite tasteful. Especially when you compare them to a Victoria's Secret ad or something like that.

Frankly, I am surprised he didn't go the blonde bimbo booze and pills route.
ufoshadow | Homepage | 02.21.08 - 4:02 pm | #

Wow, Neal looks a little peaked. I bet he used all of his Jergen's Lotion.
Anonymous | 02.21.08 - 4:07 pm | #

I thought Lynndie England was the GOP pin-up girl.
General Escape Goat PbRibbon | 02.21.08 - 4:12 pm | #

I hope that woman does not allow her son to watch mommy's segment with Neil.
sox05 | 02.21.08 - 4:20 pm | #

I just passed this note to Ms. Stern's site:

Ms. Stern:

Just caught your appearance on the Cavuto "Business" show. Were you aware of exactly the images of soft-core porn you were protesting that ran continuously beside you? How many children just home from school do you think might have been watching, including your own four-year-old? I especially enjoyed when they ran out of magazine covers (after repeating each several times), Neil's boys filled in with stock footage of Playboy Bunnies(?).

That Neil--he really puts the extra x in Foxxx. Pretty much takes the air out of your outrage balloon, wouldn't you say? Was promoting your Web site really worth the effort?
Eric | 02.21.08 - 4:27 pm | #

Why in frog's name is Cavuto's guest a party planner?
Is this "Party planners are outraged!" WTF?

Or is Cavuto going to get a planned party kickback for the free advertising?
Foggg | 02.21.08 - 4:28 pm | #

Man Lindsay Lohan is EEFFin HOT!!!

And fuck cavuto.
dose | Homepage | 02.21.08 - 4:41 pm | #

What a hypocrite. And those pics of Lohan were artistic. Don't like them? Don't buy the magazine.


Hey Neil, Mr Business, it's THE FREE MARKET.
chrish | Homepage | 02.21.08 - 4:49 pm | #

Lindsay Lohan is pretty,but I don't find her intertesting.I've always gone for the Patti Smith suffering artist or the Candace Pert suffering scientist type.

That being said,ISN'T IT AWFUL.Naked women on magazine covers.Take a close look at all these awful naked ladies.How the hell does Neil do that with a straight face?
notveryhow | 02.21.08 - 4:55 pm | #

What the HELL do playboy bunny videos have to do with magazines?!
This is a perfect example of Fox's/Neocon's warped view of reality.
Elizabeth | 02.21.08 - 5:00 pm | #

It's February, one of the four rating sweep months that the networks can base what to charge advertisers, so I'm sure this is Neil's idea of a good business move and story.
jim thorp | 02.21.08 - 5:05 pm | #

Lohan will start getting late night booty calls from Bill-O
Charles | 02.21.08 - 5:30 pm | #

"Mr. Fox News Porn knows how to get it up..." ewwwwwww, under his desk!!??

pegleg peggy | 02.21.08 - 5:31 pm | #

Those photos are obviously fakes. I know Ms. Lohan and I can tell you that she would never get herself involved in such a lurid and questionable activity.
General Escape Goat PbRibbon | 02.21.08 - 5:34 pm | #

Well, well. The Hounds are aghast at some pictures that children might see. Have any of you been to a middle or high school lately and seen all the cleavage hanging out?
Hound Watcher | 02.21.08 - 5:43 pm | #

Neil loves these cheesecake segments where he gets to show footage of nude women while pretending to be a wholesome Catholic
jr | 02.21.08 - 5:44 pm | #

"Well, well. The Hounds are aghast at some pictures that children might see. Have any of you been to a middle or high school lately and seen all the cleavage hanging out?
Hound Watcher | 02.21.08 - 5:43 pm | # "

PERVERT ALERT!
PERVERT ALERT!
General Escape Goat PbRibbon | 02.21.08 - 5:44 pm | #

Have any of you been to a middle or high school lately and seen all the cleavage hanging out?
Hound Watcher | 02.21.08 - 5:43 pm | #


Is that where you spend a lot of your time?
john t | Homepage | 02.21.08 - 5:53 pm | #

Well, well. The Hounds are aghast at some pictures that children might see. Have any of you been to a middle or high school lately and seen all the cleavage hanging out?
Hound Watcher | 02.21.08 - 5:43 pm | #

You got em HW way to go.

BTW Fox News pretends to want all to live under "conservative values" Thus no gratuitous sex allowed. Get it? Being born in 1943 I would think you could catch on to that.
theroachman | Homepage | 02.21.08 - 6:01 pm | #

Hound Watcher = Aqualung
General Escape Goat PbRibbon | 02.21.08 - 6:04 pm | #

Hound Watcher = Aqualung
General Escape Goat PbRibbon | 02.21.08 - 6:04 pm | #

"Eyeing little girls with bad intent."

Good call, General!
Eric | 02.21.08 - 6:13 pm | #

leghumper with an eye for the white cotton. who'da thunk it.
donquijotesrocket | Homepage | 02.21.08 - 6:19 pm | #

Hound I am not sure it was a wise idea to publicly admit you got to the Jr Highs and ogle girls.
Count Istvan | Homepage | 02.21.08 - 6:21 pm | #

Eric | 02.21.08 - 6:13 pm

LOL!!!! (I actually saw Jethro Tull, in concert, many years ago!!!!! Ian Anderson was great!!!!)
claudo | 02.21.08 - 6:22 pm | #

Well, well. The Hounds are aghast at some pictures that children might see. Have any of you been to a middle or high school lately and seen all the cleavage hanging out?
Hound Watcher | 02.21.08 - 5:43 pm | #

Well, at least I give you credit for getting out into the world and getting your sick kicks in 3D. That's probably a bit better than is the case with Cavuto's stay at home audience of auto-launchers.
FinalFurlong | 02.21.08 - 6:25 pm | #

Am I the only person who doesn't understand the censorship of the female breast? Why are we scared of the tit?
Count Istvan | Homepage | 02.21.08 - 6:27 pm | #

Ian Anderson was great!!!!)
claudo | 02.21.08 - 6:22 pm | #

Tull was always one of the better live acts throughout the decades.
FinalFurlong | 02.21.08 - 6:27 pm | #

When is Neil going to show these lovely photos of fellow Fox employee and MENSA member Courtney Friel:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/ 20...ic_n_87608.html

Looks like all those pics that Fox didn't want you to see didn't get scrubbed after all. Gotta love those "family values" - tanned, toned, and totally Fox!!!!
claudo | 02.21.08 - 6:27 pm | #

LOL!!!! (I actually saw Jethro Tull, in concert, many years ago!!!!! Ian Anderson was great!!!!)
claudo | 02.21.08 - 6:22 pm | #

Ditto, Claudo! I was on the Pop Entertainment Committee at Michigan State in the mid-70s when Tull played there. We had to provide many bags of dry ice as well as numerous other "items" in the contract such as M@Ms, Blue Nun wine, etc. a la Spinal Tap. Great show, though!
Eric | 02.21.08 - 6:28 pm | #

Hound I am not sure it was a wise idea to publicly admit you got to the Jr Highs and ogle girls.
Count Istvan | Homepage | 02.21.08 - 6:21 pm | #

It's called teaching. I'm just trying to help the little devils get the leftist propaganda out of their mush for brains.
Hound Watcher | 02.21.08 - 6:28 pm | #

Was Neil reporting with only one hand in evidence?
claudo | 02.21.08 - 6:29 pm | #

Count Istvan | Homepage | 02.21.08 - 6:27 pm | #

It's clearly the Republicans' fault! With all their impulse control problems resulting from supression of natural urges things need to be hidden lest regretable incidents occur.
FinalFurlong | 02.21.08 - 6:30 pm | #

FinalFurlong | 02.21.08 - 6:30 pm

Family Values daddies have their man needs and Neil is there to help them, praise the Lawd!!!!
claudo | 02.21.08 - 6:31 pm | #

FinalFurlong | 02.21.08 - 6:30 pm

But, But, given the - ah - proclivities of those in the "Big Tent," shouldn't Neil be featuring some beautiful, buff, beefcake????
claudo | 02.21.08 - 6:32 pm | #

"It's called teaching. I'm just trying to help the little devils get the leftist propaganda out of their mush for brains.
Hound Watcher | 02.21.08 - 6:28 pm | # "

"Teaching", so that's what the pedos are calling it now.
General Escape Goat PbRibbon | 02.21.08 - 6:35 pm | #

But, But, given the - ah - proclivities of those in the "Big Tent," shouldn't Neil be featuring some beautiful, buff, beefcake????
claudo | 02.21.08 - 6:32 pm | #

Probably. Perhaps they could do a series of wide stance specials and exposes. But they would undermine wedlock and we all know how fragile that institution is in the minds of the insane right.
FinalFurlong | 02.21.08 - 6:36 pm | #

Will Neil be covering the Lingerie Bowl this year?
claudo | 02.21.08 - 6:37 pm | #

Will Neil be covering the Lingerie Bowl this year?
claudo | 02.21.08 - 6:37 pm | #

I doubt he or his audience can last that long ;)

I'm outta here!
FinalFurlong | 02.21.08 - 6:39 pm | #

It's called teaching.

Hound Watcher | 02.21.08 - 6:28 pm

So now you're a teacher? I thought you said you were retired drawing SS.
john t | Homepage | 02.21.08 - 6:40 pm | #

Will Neil be covering the Lingerie Bowl this year?
claudo | 02.21.08 - 6:37 pm | #

He'd be the only one. it was canceled this year. :)
Count Istvan | Homepage | 02.21.08 - 6:40 pm | #

Lindsey could do a "spread" of herself covered in falafal with an appropriately place loofah as an homage to Bill O'Reilly.
claudo | 02.21.08 - 6:42 pm | #

speaking of Neil, feel free to click on my blog and answer the poll question.
Count Istvan | Homepage | 02.21.08 - 6:42 pm | #

So now you're a teacher? I thought you said you were retired drawing SS.
john t | Homepage | 02.21.08 - 6:40 pm | #

Ever hear of substitute teaching? You really don't have both oars in the water.
Hound Watcher | 02.21.08 - 6:46 pm | #

What school? I want to warn them that one of their subs is ogling girls.
Count Istvan | Homepage | 02.21.08 - 6:47 pm | #

Hound Watcher | 02.21.08 - 6:46 pm

What the problem is, is you can't keep your stories straight.
john t | Homepage | 02.21.08 - 6:49 pm | #

Ever hear of substitute teaching? You really don't have both oars in the water.
Hound Watcher | 02.21.08 - 6:46 pm

Your local school department really should take note of a male, substitute teacher who makes comments about cleavage on a public blog. I don't have a teenage daughter; but if I did, I sure wouldn't be too pleased.....
claudo | 02.21.08 - 6:49 pm | #

I'm surprised that Neil doesn't have poll dancers. Or maybe Hooters Girls with the closing Dow Jones figures on their protuberances.
claudo | 02.21.08 - 6:52 pm | #

Your local school department really should take note of a male, substitute teacher who makes comments about cleavage on a public blog. I don't have a teenage daughter; but if I did, I sure wouldn't be too pleased.....
claudo | 02.21.08 - 6:49 pm | #

Should I be scared?
Hound Watcher | 02.21.08 - 6:52 pm | #

Correction - meant pole dancers; but they could do the results of elections and then they'd be poll dancers.
claudo | 02.21.08 - 6:53 pm | #

Should I be scared?
Hound Watcher | 02.21.08 - 6:52 pm

I think you've said enough.
claudo | 02.21.08 - 6:54 pm | #

Have any of you been to a middle or high school lately and seen all the cleavage hanging out?
Hound Watcher | 02.21.08 - 5:43 pm | #
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
No. Not on my list of places to go.
larp | 02.21.08 - 6:58 pm | #

No. Not on my list of places to go.
larp | 02.21.08 - 6:58 pm | #

To be fair between the fall or 1989 and the spring of 1993 I spent many a day in high school checking such things out.
Count Istvan | Homepage | 02.21.08 - 7:02 pm | #

pervert
bringemon2008 | 02.21.08 - 7:02 pm | #

Damn right.

Those are kids dude.

Although,for all we know,you're jsut a punk assed teenager yourself. I(f not,you're a sick ashole.
Yakki.PsD | Homepage | 02.21.08 - 7:06 pm | #

To be fair between the fall or 1989 and the spring of 1993 I spent many a day in high school checking such things out.
Count Istvan | Homepage | 02.21.08 - 7:02 pm | #


My time of checking such things out ended in 1991. So I think both of us were under the bar,lol.

Houndy,not so much.

Old man balls....ewwwwww.
Yakki.PsD | Homepage | 02.21.08 - 7:07 pm | #

Yakki.PsD | Homepage | 02.21.08 - 7:07 pm

It was 1971 for me.
john t | Homepage | 02.21.08 - 7:33 pm | #

A permanent Amber Alert should be attached to Hound Watchers back.
Beers my where | 02.21.08 - 7:35 pm | #

The catholic priest called it teaching too..
Beers my where | 02.21.08 - 7:37 pm | #

It was 1971 for me.
john t | Homepage | 02.21.08 - 7:33 pm | #

Well,you know.

Young or old,sanity has no preference.

Insanity on the other hand,prefers wingnuts.
Yakki.PsD | Homepage | 02.21.08 - 7:47 pm | #

Well I'm glad it was Cavuto commenting on nude pics of Linsay Lohan in a platinum blond wig pretending to be Marylin Monroe, rather than the other way around...

Lohan commenting on nude pics of Neil Cavuto in a platinum blond wig pretending to be Marylin Monroe...
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Toyomi Karita | Homepage | 02.21.08 - 9:55 pm | #

Kneel won't wear that getup Toyomi.

tRudy Ghouliani on the other hand...
Yakki.PsD | Homepage | 02.21.08 - 11:51 pm | #

Lohan commenting on nude pics of Neil Cavuto in a platinum blond wig pretending to be Marylin Monroe...
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Toyomi Karita | Homepage | 02.21.08 - 9:55 pm | #
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Yechh. Plus, Cavuto's man-boobs wouldn't reach his own Hooters standards.
bugler | 02.22.08 - 12:02 am | #

Ah yes, "Your World Of T & A With Neal Cavuto"....
W.N. Trent | 02.22.08 - 1:13 am | #

Cavuto, porn.
Pot, kettle.

Any questions?

hypocriteyeah...
Mr. Lee | Homepage | 02.22.08 - 2:35 am | #

Am I the only person who doesn't understand the censorship of the female breast? Why are we scared of the tit?
Count Istvan | Homepage | 02.21.08 - 6:27 pm | #

PRECISELY! I say we move to free ourselves from Victorian oppression and we take action to free the tits!

I shall make computer graphics for the movement. Both male and female breasts deserve to be free.

To borrow from the Beastie Boys: Vous devez lutter pour le droit de libérer tous les seins!

yeah...
Mr. Lee | Homepage | 02.22.08 - 2:56 am | #

Absolutely hilarious! Cavuto in mock disgust while showing the said photos. Were either of his hands visible during that segment??
bleeblarblar | 02.22.08 - 5:31 am | #

New from FoxNewsPorn and Spankavuto Video!

"Now Isn't This Closeup of Jiggling Boobies Revolting?" is available now!

Answer 'Yes' again and again, as you watch it over and over and over until you explode in a shower of hot repressed shrapnel of self-loathing!

Fly your closet freak flag high as now, you can truly claim that you were merely choking the very sin right out of your member!!

Be sure to catch all the Spankavuto Video specials featured on FOX during "Your World" with Neal Cavuto, Crusader With/Against Craven Carnality!

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umm...ewww.
gleem | 02.22.08 - 3:04 pm | #