Shouldn't it come with an 8-track?
Mr. Bingley | Homepage | 10.28.06 - 3:04 pm | #

Why stop with the built in 8-track?

Navy Winter Blue and Winter Working Blues are now 100% polyester. No more poly/wool blends.

All angled flight decks now have shag rugs installed on the angle to help slow down incoming planes.

Disco balls are installed every hundred feet to make things look cool when the warning lights come on.
Prussian Tiger | Homepage | 10.28.06 - 4:12 pm | #

Runway lights replaced with lava lamps...
Nightfly | Homepage | 10.28.06 - 7:12 pm | #