Unca Jake rocks. I wish I had an uncle like you. OK OK My uncle was cool (he's a priest but he told stupid jokes all the time and made us kids laugh hysterically), but he didn't have a pool on his roof. Just a cross. And a steeple. Wait, that could have been fun for something.
Anyway... Jake dear... you do know that "Friends" hasn't been on TV in, oh, a year or so now? As in it's gone.. off the air. They finally wrapped it up.
However, I hear that "Joey," its spin-off, could use some creative direction.
Dude, I was totally at the zoo watching the fucking turtles too. How did I miss you and your brood? We even stood around wondering aloud how one could work turtles into The Aristocrats, which we saw earlier in the weekend.
Plucky little guy turtle, though. Never gave up.
I am World's Supercool Uncle then. I bring my nieces/nephews to nightclubs, shows, concerts etc. We shop together and heck, they even give ideas on my renovation.
The parents called me 'Bad Influence'. I shuuushed them up by my 'Quality Standard of Supervision & Parental Guidance' and also 'That's Why You are the Parents And I am THE Uncle'.
I have my own groupiez. LOL.
Enjoy this time with the kids; they DO grow up so quickly. My niece is 10; suddenly needing painted nails and quoting Hillary Duff like she was Gandhi. If she starts up with Tara Reid I'm very worried.
That is so sweet, what a great uncle you are. I too have hear the turtles going at it, at my local zoo, it was an experience not to be forgotten, they are quite loud.
I went to a Christmas play once where they had live camels to recreate the three wise men scene. The camels did exactly that - they just pooped all over the carpet as they were being led from the back of the stadium to the stage. It was foul.
I mean let's face it, poop is funny. Does that mean I think like a 6 year-old? Probably 
What a wonderful "feel good" blog! Thanks for sharing this great adventure. I only have one nephew and I remember sharing times like this. He's now a sheriff!
So what happened with the pee on the bus that didn't go into the peach tea bottle? Did you use a soda bottle? Did you forcibly tie his legs together? Inquiring minds want to know!
My favorite game to play with my nephews and nieces is 'Who's the 'handsomenest' uncle EVER???
The correct answer results in valuable prizes.
I love being an uncle. It totally rocks. And now that I am a great uncle it rocks even more.
Hey, do you know what freaked me out? I was reading this at three am and friends was on telly, my partnet said something when i was half waydown the article and when i read the next bit it mentioned friends. That freaked the shit outta me!!!! x
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