1 pint brandy
1/2 pint rye whiskey
1/2 pint Jamaica rum
1/4 pint sherry
8 eggs
12 Tbsp sugar
1 qt milk
1 qt cream

Mix liquors first, then separate yolks and whites of eggs. Beat yolks and add sugar, mixing well. Add liquor to mixture slowly, continuing to beat. Add milk and cream, slowly beating. Beat whites of eggs until stiff and fold slowly into mixture. Chill thoroughly.
Jon | Homepage | 08.31.05 - 10:45 pm | #

What if the fag was a Polish Jew?
Jay | Homepage | 09.01.05 - 10:14 am | #

Every year I have to oversee the organisation of a press event entitled “Christmas in July”. This is for the clients whose products need to be featured in gift sections of magazines with six month lead times. Last month, after I had finished a rant to a friend about how nine years of Christmas in July has effectively killed Christmas for me, her 6 year old daughter piped up and said “but it’s just silly to have Christmas in July because Father Christmas is asleep.”

She is so coming with me to the 2006 Christmas in July agency planning meeting.
Christopher | Homepage | 09.01.05 - 10:38 am | #

Shaved armpits? To each his own, I guess.
David | Homepage | 09.01.05 - 11:08 am | #

I used to have a roommate who was in AMWAY (ick). Every July, I would come home to find the house decorated for Christmas. It was annoying.
Rikki Lee | Homepage | 09.01.05 - 11:09 am | #

I agree with David. the shaved armpits would just about ruin (C)hanuk(k)a(h)for me in whatever month it falls on. maybe even Solstice would suffer....
windreader | Homepage | 09.01.05 - 12:19 pm | #

I had no idea you were Jewish!
David | Homepage | 09.01.05 - 3:26 pm | #

I gotta say, I saw this and almost pissed my pants I laughed so hard. Geeze I've been there.

thanks for making me laugh.
AL | 03.19.07 - 8:46 am | #