That is the funniest shit I've read in a long time. "Gimme some of that lotion!"
Susie | Homepage | 03.20.09 - 8:10 am | #

OMG how you make me laugh woman!
stacie | Homepage | 03.20.09 - 8:12 am | #

Thanks for the laugh Lois!
SweetPea Gean | 03.20.09 - 8:32 am | #

Laughing out loud here!!
kenju | Homepage | 03.20.09 - 8:48 am | #

Too funny Lois. Thanks for that.
Teri | Homepage | 03.20.09 - 9:34 am | #

OMG you had soooooo much FUN! I am a lil the J word...(I wanna be) REUNITED (with someone) AND IT FEELS SO GOOD!
Heady is so sexy | 03.20.09 - 9:35 am | #

You always make me laugh.
Mindy | Homepage | 03.20.09 - 10:50 am | #

At least she didn't pass the lotion!

:o)

alan
alan | Homepage | 03.20.09 - 11:21 am | #

OMG you had me cracking up! That's just too damn funny!

Oh, I was going to say something but you said it best: "I was a teenage drunken fag hag".

That says it all, baby.

I, on the other hand, was ALWAYS a rocker!
Vince | Homepage | 03.20.09 - 12:04 pm | #

OMG Lo!!! You crack me up! I...ummmm...have had my gallbladder out too, so I...ummmm...know exactly what they are talking about! Email them and tell them they need to take a digestive enzyme that has....sounds gross but isn't....Ox bile. It helps to digest the food in their stomach since their bile does not go in there anymore. Yep...I bet all your buddies are just loving this comment...They can get it at Swanson Vitamins online. It has helped to tremendously! As for their potty partner, my daughter told me that she hates it when she is using a bathroom stall and someone goes into the next one, and they are talking on their cell phone! In a toilet! She said she has the strongest urge to start making grunting noises, really loud. " Huuuuuuuuuuuu...Huuuuuuuuuuuuu...Ohhhhhhh......" That would get them off the phone!
Barbara_in_WA | 03.20.09 - 12:37 pm | #

Lois, As always too funny! I love Homefires!!
Dawn/Richmond/BC | 03.20.09 - 3:10 pm | #

OMG......thanks for the laughs!!! I have yet to disclose any of that info to my kids. But I'm sure they would be SHOCKED!!!
Jodi | 03.20.09 - 4:50 pm | #

Way, Way to funny.. I have also had my gall bladder out, so I know exactly
what they mean, when they say, after a meal you gotta "run". I take meds, so I have it under control..

You crack me up..

Oh, and I voted again today..

:O)
cpgem8 | 03.20.09 - 11:19 pm | #

I don't know how they managed not to laugh until they got outta there! That poor woman...I bet she was mortified!
scirish | 03.21.09 - 8:24 am | #

ahhh, breakfast club.

what's your name?
claire.
claire? what kind of name is claire?
it's a family name.
it's a FAT girl's name!

memories.....just today i was listening to the radio & heard "mexican radio" by wall of voodoo. brought me right back to 1982. and then 20 minutes later i'm standing there having a conversation with geri jewell, yep, blair's disabled cousin from "facts of life". very surreal.
p*nky | Homepage | 03.21.09 - 4:24 pm | #

pfffffft. excuse me.

that was fuckin' hilarious. made my morning.
ph!L | Homepage | 03.22.09 - 9:32 am | #

Very funny, Lois!!!!
Jean-Luc Picard | Homepage | 03.23.09 - 3:02 pm | #

You fall off the grid?
Phoenix | Homepage | 04.05.09 - 7:31 pm | #

OMG to funny I got tears running down my face. Ya made my day. Thanx Lois
vancouver girl | 04.06.09 - 1:58 pm | #

LMAO!!! Oh, Lois... oh, oh, Lois.
Nanner | Homepage | 04.10.09 - 7:39 pm | #

I'm sure missing you Lois! We need an update?!?!?!
SweetPea Gean | 04.14.09 - 3:03 pm | #

Uh, I ask again... You alive?
Phoenix | Homepage | 04.20.09 - 9:14 am | #