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My son's two daughters each have a chihuahua, and they were both in heat recently - and did the same thing! He said it was both hilarious and sad at the same time.
That poor dog. LOL
LOL! I'm not sure what was funnier, you zinging your mom or Darla and Daisy. I may have to give the Saucy song a try when I get a minute.
Don't know how air guitar and air humping are related, but I know how playing real guitar and getting laid work. Maybe it's a connection along those same lines.
BTW, you should feel special that you have one of the few blogs I'd bother to check while on vacation. Consider yourself blessed.
No matter how foul a mood i am in, I can always come to your blog and laugh.
When you post -- WHEN YOU POST -- you're pretty (terribly) funny, Lois. For a minute there I thought you were working up a KY Jelly story. Aw, was funny enough as is.
You should have been on stage with that dude! I already posted but I'll see what I can do to scare you up some new readers. Although Mine don't come around much anymore due to my own laxablogical attitude.
Ha! Yeah, I'd say a spay would make your day.
I am so glad you visited even thought it has been forever since I posted! You made me laugh and I needed that right now! You amaze me with your sense of humor and the posts just crack me up. You are terrific. I would love to see the dogs...You recorded them right???Haha
Great. And now whenever I think of an accordion, I will envision lesbian wiener dogs. Thanks, LL.
My childhood dog was dressed in doll clothes then wheeled down the stairs, (head first,) in the doll buggy. Poor baby 
Love the dog in the baby jammies! 
Sooo funny I've bookmarked you and WILL be back! By the way Heady sent me!
That Nana in Indiana!
Lois,
You are so funny! Thank you for the giggles!
My son had those same jammies.
Hugs!
heady sent me! ENJOYED!
Oh yeah, Heady sent me...not really...but I fricken love her guts so I'm saying she sent me. Take that Pinky!
The doggie looks adorable in doll clothes.
You really ought to keep your mom locked up or something.
K969 
My sister's spayed female shih tzu used to always hump her other female shih tzu, and many a time she didn't care it was the other dog's head she was humping. Funniest times!
that is one hell of a mental image, yet so worth the laughs!!!!
Okay, let me see if I got this contest straight: For all the people you send to my site I count them up and go apeshit. If I go ape the most, I get first prize; if I ape somewhat less, I get second prize. OK, I got it. Darwin has nothing on me.
What is that dog thinking!
"...In the meantime, they have become lesbians". I am laughing so hard at this photo and post I can't write anymore...:D
OMG! I had forgotten how much you make me laugh girlfriend. It feels like I talk to you a lot when we play scrabble, but I realized I hadn't been by Homefires in far too long so here I am. I have seriously missed out in the last month or so!
Stacie
I have a dachshund that my girls love to dress up. They just look so darn cute in baby clothes, lol!
Well dang...I guess I'm too late for the contest huh?
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