They lied. The camera adds MORE than 10 lbs...
Don't worry, Fatty. That was funny.
Brice | Homepage | 01.27.08 - 8:39 pm | #

Bitch.

Thank you Captain Obvious.
Normlr | 01.27.08 - 8:44 pm | #

I want a copy of Blue Harvest for my birthday.

Cute cat.
madamerouge | Homepage | 01.27.08 - 9:29 pm | #

Ok, first things first: Yayyyy - you're back! You've been missed.

Second: Laugh-out-freaking-loud! Does Ron Popiel know about you?
dantallion | Homepage | 01.27.08 - 10:10 pm | #

since blog is short for web log, wouldn't it be an olog?
mainja | Homepage | 01.27.08 - 10:30 pm | #

What? No prostate massager?
Steven. | Homepage | 01.27.08 - 11:25 pm | #

What's in the box, Jokey? What's in the box????

--Smarty Smurf.
Deadrobot | Homepage | 01.28.08 - 7:15 am | #

PS: Glad you're back. Love the poster behind you.
Deadrobot | Homepage | 01.28.08 - 7:19 am | #

Cute kitty. Nice to see you back.
tornwordo | Homepage | 01.28.08 - 7:28 am | #

I think this should be part of your company's inspirational/motivational/sensitivity
training DVD series.
Courtney | Homepage | 01.28.08 - 10:48 am | #

That was freaking hilarious. And eerily accurate about the nod and smile.
Snooze | 01.28.08 - 12:33 pm | #

Oooo it's wonderful to see you all again!

MMR - Blue Harvest is pretty funny - and it comes with a copy for your iTunes (like I wouldn't have ripped it anyways).

Dan - I've sent this in as my audition tape. Should hear back any day now.

Mainja - I think I just refer Og.

Steven - It's in for repairs.

DeadRobot - I just read the other day that the guy in charge of the new Astro Boy movie left in mid production to work on the new Smurfs movie? I'm scared too.

Torn - good to be back.

Courtney - good suggestion. I'll put it up there with How Not To Get Caught Watching Porn and Your Boss Hates You.

Snooze - Smile. Nod.
Normlr | 01.29.08 - 9:44 am | #