Wow, you're such an asshole that I flagged your CL post for "best of".
Really? you are so ignorant about music that I bet you are getting Cheetos dust on your keyboard as you sit there in your XXL Coldplay sweatshirt, you fat fuck.
WTF Indeie? You just insulted the first person to ever make a comment! And I thought I was doing you a favor letting you post. Why do you feel compelled to alienate the few visitors we get around here..?
Thank you for the craigslist posting. Best laugh I've had in years. Keep 'em coming. Mindfuck...YES.
Old Bag loves the semiotician Gilberto Egreyes too. We're soulmates.
Ooops! I accidentally published before I got to tell you that I have a couple of tickets here that are all yours. I got them for free from a friend who can't make it, but I don't even know who Jon O'Rourke is, can you believe it?! I'm not really interested in going to the pre-show thing at Michael Moore's loft because I don't really like poetry, and I've never heard of Lou Reed. No charge, they're yours if you'd be willing to cut off one of your fingers. You can pick which finger goes, I just need to be there when you do it. Let me know if you're interested.
Ha! Man, are you ever a blowhard! No fooling. Seriously-- even if you really DO know music really well? Total, utter douchebag about it. I mean, I'M kind of tired of American life, too, but somehow I think I manage not to be such a pompous asshole about it. Seriously, what a clown. You know, I've got a hunch you're not originally from NYC. If I'm right, tell me: how old were you when you "escaped" to NY? Did you wear eyeliner at the time? Ah, well. Okay, regardless, I endorse your right to be whatever kind of prissy bitch you choose to-- live and let live, I always say. Just please do me a favor and never ever ever sit within earshot of me at any bar, restaurant, cafe, or otherwise public area. Seriously, never. THANKS!
I sincerely hope that you are a comedic writer looking to be discovered and you posted this on craigslist in the hopes of being found by a talent scout. Seriously, this is either the most pretentious thing i've ever read or the funniest, most clever posting EVER. I've already excerpted several lines and sent to various friends because it's hysterical. As one friend responded "This is the kind of guy that would get hit over the head with a fish on Monty Python's Flying Circus." classic. keep the postings coming!
What? So now I'm getting offers to write sitcoms and yet no one has a ticket for me? What is wrong with you pop culture clones lapping from the teat of mediocrity?
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I sent your post to several people trying to figure out if you were for real, but now I see you are. What a letdown.
Do you really think that anyone would want to meet you, much less accompany you anywhere, after reading your stream of self-important obnoxo phony garbage?
I hope someone does give you a ticket—out of town. hurry up and die.
Well, did you get the tickets? Don't leave us hanging! I never heard back after my offer to take mine in exchange for cutting off a finger. I guess you weren't serious.
If you read the comments on this post, I address these concerns:
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If anyone has any tickets to Coldplay they can come to a celebrity boxing match at Girls Aloud’s house with me first. G G G Gareth Gates and Daniel Bedingfield will be knocking 7 shades of shit out of each other. Natasha Bedingfield will be revealing she is in fact her brother in drag and Keane will be taking it up the arse from every American record executive. Girls Aloud will be available for derogatory racial comments on speed.
I would have been on the guest list, but Coldplay are boring and so I’m asking to sell the tickets on ebay and buy some quality gak and sit in wanking furiously over boredoms videos i have, and you don't.
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