the best list i have ever read
chauncey | Homepage | 09.20.05 - 2:35 am | #

I don't know who most of these people are and my babelfish just refuses to translate from American to English so you need to buy me one that does too.
20jazzfunkgreats | Homepage | 09.20.05 - 7:40 am | #

That was fantastic-
Kevin | Homepage | 09.20.05 - 11:08 am | #

two things:

1. nice rip-off of the chapelle show "making the band" skit where diddy is drinking breast milk. sure, you changed it to ice cream, but still - unoriginal.

2. conor oberst IS the bright eyes guy.
steve | Homepage | 09.20.05 - 1:22 pm | #

well, I'm ripping off Steve Martin tomorrow, so stay tuned.
Miguel | Homepage | 09.20.05 - 2:14 pm | #

20 jazz - interesting problem

translation:

Powerball = lottery
lawn jockeys = awful racist ornamental statues
Suicide Girls = hipster porn
Tommy John surgery = baseball thing
Girl Scout cookies = delicious but rare cookies aka THIN MINTZ
Conor Oberst = douchetard

this IS pretty Anglo cornfusing..
Slushy | 09.20.05 - 6:00 pm | #

Wow i got my wish!

Here’s hoping all yours come true.
20jazzfunkgreats | Homepage | 09.22.05 - 10:00 am | #

1: lawn jockey idea is quite possibly the funniest thing I ever heard

2: Isn't that douchebag Connor Oberst=Bright Eyes? I only know b/c I was once paid to sit through one of his shows at the Crystal in PDX and it STILL wasn't worth my time. A truly painful experience; it's one of those moment where you wish a suicidal teen had some balls and just went through with it. But I guess that's why he's so depressed; he can't even seal that deal.
DeezNutz | 10.03.05 - 11:48 am | #