Hi! Nice to see you! come on in, sorry the place is a mess.
, need an ashtray? Have some coffee...

awwww im sending the germ patrol over with they're automatic weapons to anniliate them bass-tid dwarfs!!!
get well soon


gee too bad youre sick, and you have all that company too! haha


beer will solve that. drink up ;)


I don't think anyone's report on being sick has ever cracked me up before. Totally effin cracked me up. Hopefully those dwarves will go out to work hihohiho, and like snow white you will be free to clean, dust and air between your ears, and let the sunshine in. hugs!! get well sooooon!!


fukin orange star..it had betrayed me..argh
but u kno i still think it would have been about 10 min to yer house with soup n 10 minutes bak....exept the four hours of beer party with the damn dwarfs...


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oh oh oh so many nice things (email)

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Spit out the f-word, like a shotgun, if they can't take a joke!   ?

Stop by any time! Would yesterday be better?


Get tough, don't be so patient Get smart, head up, shoulders straight. Since when is it a disaster if the "S" on your cape is a little frayed?


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