Hi! Nice to see you! come on in, sorry the place is a mess.
, need an ashtray? Have some coffee...

a year on the job!!! yay!! that is an accomplishment. i remember when you applied, and how nervous you got, anticipation!! jump for joy when ya got it!! now its been a whole year!! congratulations!!!


I thought you just didn't wanna be my friend! Hah.


Wow, what a difference a year has made huh! Awesome.

And the My Space thing, I totally understand. I think I might want to cancel mine, too. It's kinda pointless.


Yikes a year already! It doesn't seem possible. Time flies. I am glad you are doing well, really I am. No! No! I want you to have STRIFE at your job, stories of CRAPPY bag lady thieves pissing on your floor, boyfriends who throw tvs out the window into the street... dang are you trying to kill us with happiness and a good life? Have pity on us bored internet readers, jj! really! Stop with all this happiness and tidy clothesbaskets! NOW!! (wink!) xx


Nice things, nice things (your name)

oh oh oh so many nice things (email)

as your biggest fan i want you to have them (your url)

Spit out the f-word, like a shotgun, if they can't take a joke!   ?

Stop by any time! Would yesterday be better?


Get tough, don't be so patient Get smart, head up, shoulders straight. Since when is it a disaster if the "S" on your cape is a little frayed?


Lyrics credit:

The Waitresses


Diaryland

Haloscan