Hi! Nice to see you! come on in, sorry the place is a mess.
, need an ashtray? Have some coffee...

wellity...DERF.....gimme call woman....


nice digs!!!


FURBY, gargoyles, and pink tapey things! You got it all!
And for the record, they do it OVER your clothes.


I worked briefly in the bra department at The Emporium. There was no nudity involved in the measuring of bosoms. You just took a tape measure and wrapped it around said fully clothed bosoms and measured. I only had to do it once to some newly blossoming 12 year old girl. I was more embarrassed than her. Gah!


over my clothes? that's going to add another inch!!! are they insane?


you're not going to wear your bra over your clothes owl? huh? sure you are!
Your cubicle is very kickass owlish. yup. furbies and cool lamp and all. And that aztec thingie on ebay on the screen. Very nice work space.


Nice things, nice things (your name)

oh oh oh so many nice things (email)

as your biggest fan i want you to have them (your url)

Spit out the f-word, like a shotgun, if they can't take a joke!   ?

Stop by any time! Would yesterday be better?


Get tough, don't be so patient Get smart, head up, shoulders straight. Since when is it a disaster if the "S" on your cape is a little frayed?


Lyrics credit:

The Waitresses


Diaryland

Haloscan