Hi! Nice to see you! come on in, sorry the place is a mess.
, need an ashtray? Have some coffee...

poor andy. he tryes so hard! maybe he needs more riddlein! ritalin! :P


thanks for the input, art.
BTW that photo of the aztec calendar is one i took myself. an item that i just sold for a terribly low price. i console myself knowing they will never get all the birthdays straight using that system. haha.


I hear ya. Yes I do. Ack. and ack.

though I am afraid the explaining guy is a bit too much like myself. But just the explaining part not the "leaving me here" "walk on the inside" parts. yah.

hugs!
ps I'd escort you home. But if I did, YOU'd probalby save my sorry ass!


oh, i just remembered that andy is the neighbor that got evicted because he kept bringing whores here. One time i found a wig in the hall and i picked it up and it was full of barf. eww. I asked andy about it later and he said he didn't know what I was talking about, of course, wouldn't you?
i said, "hey, andy, do you ever remember bringing a whore home with hair and then her leaving without hair? He claimed not to.


Nice things, nice things (your name)

oh oh oh so many nice things (email)

as your biggest fan i want you to have them (your url)

Spit out the f-word, like a shotgun, if they can't take a joke!   ?

Stop by any time! Would yesterday be better?


Get tough, don't be so patient Get smart, head up, shoulders straight. Since when is it a disaster if the "S" on your cape is a little frayed?


Lyrics credit:

The Waitresses


Diaryland

Haloscan