Hi! Nice to see you! come on in, sorry the place is a mess.
, need an ashtray? Have some coffee...

People who aren't sure where they live should be banned from any and all transactions on the EBBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY.

When I become dictator, I'll make that one of my first laws.


Ew., just the ideea of tinfoil in my teeth makes me cringe and shiver. ack. And if the antib makes you sick if you don't eat, well, why don't you eat?? I dongetit. heh! Sorry you have bad teeth. that's a bummer. I got my teeth fixed just last week or so, so I have bad finances instead of bad teeth. hugs!


Nice things, nice things (your name)

oh oh oh so many nice things (email)

as your biggest fan i want you to have them (your url)

Spit out the f-word, like a shotgun, if they can't take a joke!   ?

Stop by any time! Would yesterday be better?


Get tough, don't be so patient Get smart, head up, shoulders straight. Since when is it a disaster if the "S" on your cape is a little frayed?


Lyrics credit:

The Waitresses


Diaryland

Haloscan