My pants story: Had to get black dress pants for new job. $21. Too long. Had to roll them up at waist. Too big too. Felt fat. Then went to thrift shop yesterday. Got another pair. They fit perfect. Right length. $3.99. Arghhh! The pants god are fickle indeed.
awittykitty | email | Homepage | 10.05.06 - 7:13 pm | #

Yeah. What Witty said. I never find any pants that simultaneoulsly fit me in the legs AND waist. They just don't exist on this planet, I'm pretty darn sure.
Clippy | email | Homepage | 10.05.06 - 9:29 pm | #

haha!! some of my jeans, when they come crispy fresh outta the dryer, when i put them on, they so tight at the waist i feel like i dont need a belt, then after a while, the jeans start riding like a bucking bronco! yeee-haaa!! whats up with that?

i think the pants god discriminates. he/she only makes perfect pants for skinny folk.
art | email | Homepage | 10.06.06 - 5:33 am | #

OK, that's what I'm proposing. If they don't make pants that fit my fat ass perfectly, why can't I find some that are close and have them altered so they do fit my fat ass perfectly? Do you think it's pants heresey? People have clothes custom made. Also it isn't near as expensive as I thought it would be.
onewetleg | email | Homepage | 10.06.06 - 6:21 am | #

Yes, build your fRaNkEnPaNtSsSsS....Wwwwwwwwwaahahahahahahaaaaaa! Shit, I haven't gone shopping for pants in ages. I hate hate HATE clothes shopping. Hell, I hate shopping!

I know the grain webs very well. It took me MONTHS to get rid of those motherfucking moths after they invaded my bird food. EwWwWwW!!

HEHEHE! Hairy nipples! HAHAHAHA! My nipple hair grows fast, too! Gotta pluck the fuckers once every week or so or I end up with nipple antennae. Mmmm...ya ever try to pluck one too fast and it just mocks you and curls?
seacreature | email | Homepage | 10.06.06 - 6:40 pm | #

Well I don't have anything to say about the lotr quote, but I DID get an amazingly comfortable and sexy pair of stretch corduroy pants at a garage sale this summer. And when I wear them, they totally fall down, and give me major buttcrack. I cannot bend over in the slightest. They are the most disappointingly wonderful pants I have ever found. I think nothing is to be done however. Not an inch in, just an acknowledgement they are faulty as heck and would look great on a store manniken. Glad you can get yours tailored! :D
wenchie | email | Homepage | 10.09.06 - 8:27 pm | #

I remember now why I love you so. I cant believe you actually looked that up. I remember playing that part of the movie over and over again when i was drunk.....lol
Thomas Tomberlin | email | Homepage | 12.02.07 - 1:31 pm | #