yes, junichi, yes.
"the beatles are dying in the wrong order"
laugh out fucking loud. so true.
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Good schtuff Nichi!
Oh yeah I'm half naked and half baked.
and Darth Vader never actually said, "Luke, I am your father."
and Bogart never actually said, "Play it again, Sam."
but Bush actually said, "Iraq has stockpiled biological and chemical weapons."
Which issue of Penthouse is Vanessa Williams?
Asking purely for academic reasons.
bonobos have sex face to face.
Derek,
I love that you know this.
Derek,
I am concerned that you know this.
"The odds are decent that you're at least half-naked or half-baked."
Damn, that is dead on. I am both right now.
Actually, don't ducks have penises?And aren't they corkscrew shaped?
I used want to become a zoologist, so this knowledge is'nt as strange as it seems. I swear.
Ey
beatles are dying in the wrong order. goddamned hilarious.
Is anyone else having trouble dealing with the fact that there are more Beatles than Ramones?
Is anyone surprised there are more Beatles than Ramones though?
This is unrelated to anything but when is someone going to condemn Sarah Silverman for using the word "chink?"
Esco,
They've already gone after her on this. Many a'times.
Due to their monstrous anatomy, whales have sex face-to-face. I learned this from whale lover & all-around-creepy-guy James Lipton, of all people.
But I the donkey-death vs. airplane crashes was an eye opener.
oh yea, i forgot about whales. that's the other one. humpbacks do it exclusively face to face while bonobos only do it about half the time. the cool thing about bonobos is that they use sex as a sort of greeting or activity to relieve stress.
the other animal that has sex face to face is dolphins. i learned that at a party, but haven't verified it or anything.
to o-deez and nichi: bonobos was what i partly studied for a semester in anthro. it was fun. i like it when people pet my bonobos.
here's a fact that im struggling with.
kool keith actually makes money off his post-ultramagnetic shit. all those crazy ass persona albums that didn't even make no sense. people bought that shit? that shit is like mad lion to me. i can take one song, but thats about it.
um . . . wasn't oliver just talking about artists that are supported by people in college? . . . yea.
The Predator comment really had me cracking up...then it scared me half to death.
I've always felt that Phil Collins REALLY didn't belong in that video. Some worlds just don't need to collide, and the fact that the song was in my opinion one of the five worst rap songs EVER just didn't help.
one of the finest lists i've ever read!
funny, sad and true at the same time.
bueno.
whales aren't mammals, they are fish, duh!
> whales aren't mammals, they are fish, duh!
Duke, you are kidding, right? It's pretty well known that whales are the largest mammals on the planet.
#49 rocked, i'm literally sitting here in my boxers drinking canadian club straight outta the bottle and listening to the new Ewiges Reich \m/
>Duke, you are kidding, right?
well, duh.
i love the plane crash vr. donkey comparison..
did you know that a child is more likely to get a heart attack than get kidnapped?
(this one's for you, mom! not letting me go out at times, but feeding me all the damn steak fat and lechon i could eat!) haha.
You have to account for INFLATION!!!!!
Gone With the Wind (i think) is the highest grossing movie ever, INFLATION ADJUSTED.
Actually, I think it's "Birth of a Nation".
porpoises also have face to face sex. they're known by islanders as the "man-fish" as they seem to possess other human-like attributes.
I have 2
"The universe": it would take you about 46 years at highway speed to drive non-stop to Mars ... If my family had set out on the day I was born, y would be halfway there
"Evolution": a Man can destroy planet earth and all created life in it if given the resources
All true and depressing, except the last one, which is eerily true.
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