I'm fully on board with this new fake trend!

(Well, except for one small qualm: Shouldn't the newborn infant have to give his/her mom a gift at the moment of birth, too? Something to say, "Thanks for this immediate life lesson about your character"?

I can't imagine how slighted I'd feel if my lazy ingrate of a child spent its nine-month holiday as a fetus being all, you know, human.)
j | 12.11.07 - 9:17 pm | #

fantastic, heard about this garbage awhile ago and it is still as ludicrous now as it was then. i hate moms/familys/babies.
raymi | Homepage | 12.13.07 - 6:18 pm | #

hahahahhahahahah.
Anonymous | 12.26.07 - 11:55 pm | #